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A man and his wife

A man and his wife are working in the yard. The husband said to his wife, "Your ass is as wide as the grill." She ignored what he said. After a while, the husband picked up a tape measure and measured his wife's buttocks. At that time, she was bending over to work in the flower bed. "Oh dear, it's as wide as the grill!" She ignored his words again. Later that night, the husband lying in bed began to feel very excited. He turned over and wanted to do something with his wife. She calmly walked away from him and said, "If you think I'm going to barbecue for a small sausage, forget it!"

A man and his wife are working in the garage. The husband said to his wife, "Your ass is as wide as this prison." His wife didn't pay attention to his reminder. After a while, when the wife bent down to work on the lower machine tool, the husband picked up a tape measure to measure her back. "Oh dear, your ass is really as wide as this prison!" His wife didn't pay attention to what he said. After a while, my husband felt very happy when he slept at night. He turned to do something with his wife, but she turned her head and said, "Don't forget to think about it if you want me to weld the iron window with sausage!" "