Ask for some cold jokes

1. The elephant was angry with the weather bureau.

During the negotiation, the foreign trader sneezed, and it happened that the translator sneezed, too. The boss said helplessly, "you don't need to translate this, I can understand it!" "

The cannibal caught a migrant worker and then let him go. Why? Because migrant workers are too bitter.

A hunter shot a fox. As a result, the hunter was killed. The fox proudly said, "I am a reflective fox!" " "

A little sheep can't sleep after being sheared. Why? Because of the loss of cotton.

6. Once, Xiao Ming asked Xiao Qiang to help him cook dinner.

Xiao Qiang asked, "What do you want?"

Xiao Ming said, "Whatever, just salty."

Finally, Xiao Qiang brought salt to Xiaoming.

7. I want to put my pants in the refrigerator and be a cold person.

8. A fisherman caught a squid.

The squid begged, "Please let me go".

"Let me test you some questions," said the fisherman.

"There are exams?" , squid said.

"Don't talk nonsense," said the fisherman.

"Then test me!" , squid said.

So the fisherman roasted the squid.

9. Do you know what happened in Changsha? Gave birth to a small sofa.

10, Xiao Ming and Xiao Li made an appointment to meet in the park. Later, later, both of them got a concussion.

1 1. Do vampires like spicy food? No, because they like blood.

12, "mom, mom, I feel sick all over", Xiao Huamei said listlessly.

"What's the matter, baby?" Mom said.

"I feel sour all over," Xiao Huamei said.

13, a vampire bit a hot-blooded young man, and then he was burned.

Xiaoming lives in Xiao Qiang's home.

Xiao Qiang: "Xiao Ming, what do you want to build when you sleep at night?"

Xiao Ming: "Whatever, just cover your navel".

So Xiao Qiang gave Xiaoming a piece of glasses cloth. ...

15, the cannibal chief praised China's mahjong, wiped his mouth and said, "It's so fun, but it's a pity that you can only eat it at home. If you can eat at home, you will be more satisfied. "