Interesting dialogue joke

Many people are popular because they can explain some phenomena in life in a humorous way, so you find jokes very popular because these sentences are always magical. Next, I carefully prepared an interesting dialogue for you. Welcome to watch!

Funny dialogue (popular) 1. Let's go Take your husband to the streets and whistle at beautiful women.

2. You are not the mainstream! Your home is not mainstream! Your mother's socks! Your dad's tin foil paper head!

3. Bitch is always a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive!

4. The person who loves me and a fool are waiting there; The person I love is holding a basket. Yes, I played B there.

A successful man is to reassure his wife, make his children happy and make his mistress comfortable.

6. People inside the wall want to come out, people outside the wall want to go in, and I stand on the wall and watch.

7. Teacher, you are the devil in my heart. The closer I am to you, the farther I am from the Buddha.

8. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

9. Be a man with a conscience and find a woman with temperament.

10. Unrequited love is a successful pantomime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

1 1. Others read books, but I read books.

12. There is a kind of predestination, which has become a landscape and a heart after being put down, and it is sincere to insist on China now.

13. Express your feelings for Beijing in one sentence: I miss you so much that I can't breathe.

14. There are some things I can't do, just like our relationship.

15. The world is a giant doll machine. I just want to see you through the window.

Funny dialogue (classic) 1. When time and patience are luxuries, we can only get to know each other through constellations.

2. I prefer to watch the fire shadow endure, because a village of Japanese will die as soon as they die.

Don't make yourself look like a pig, you are nothing.

I think a lot now, but I am very emotional.

I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without any spark.

Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, so the world has the Great Wall.

7. Do you believe I slapped you on the wall and couldn't get it off!

8. In Beijing, you will know what the pain of breathing is.

9. Women are made of water, men are made of mud, and Li Junji and Chris Lee are both made of cement.

10. No matter how high the grade is, I'm afraid that if the kitchen knife and clothes are hung again, a brick will fall off.

1 1. Always likes to treat facts as jokes and then cover them up with jokes.

12. I will never eat instant noodles again. I changed it.

13. As long as you touch a pineapple, the salt will give off a sweet smell.

14. Senior cream and sugar, senior ladies go to the toilet. Touch the pocket without paper, touch the ass with two pieces of shit.

15. Of course God will forgive me, because that's his job.

Funny dialogue (selected articles) 1. I can tolerate fake bodies, fake faces and fake breasts. Even if you can't tolerate the renminbi, it's fake.

No matter how much water you drink, you won't feel lonely.

It is said that women are clothes, and big sister is a brand you can't afford to wear.

4. The poor monk came from the eastern land of the Tang Dynasty and specially proposed to go to the Western Heaven to worship Buddha.

I'm not a fortune teller in the square, so I can't tell you as much as you like.

6. A slip of the foot makes a romantic figure.

7. Happiness is the sunshine on your face-it becomes a shadow in an instant.

8. I am like a scavenger, quietly hiding the negative film of time and turning it into an ancient private brew.

9. Wukong, if you want to be a teacher tonight, please become a leprechaun quickly.

10. The world belongs to us and our sons, but in the end it belongs to those grandchildren.

1 1. Don't always give me blood and medicine.

12. Stand higher and pee farther.

13. Remembering and commemorating will not last longer than my life.

14. I'm not a cow. Why should I put you in my stomach and take it out to chew if I have nothing to do?