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The benefits of watching jokes.

Many people have discussed the benefits of reading online before. The most famous joke is that when you see the lonely geese flying in the afterglow of the sunset, what comes to your mind is "The sunset and lonely Qi Fei grow together" instead of "My God, so many birds, a flock, it's so beautiful"!

It doesn't really matter to me. If you have to recite a poem to see a scene, it will be regarded as mental illness. I am a vivid example. When I was a child, I always learned by rote. When I grew up, I found that I forgot all the mathematical formulas and chemical symbols, but the poems I recited at school were firmly imprinted in my mind.

Once climbing a mountain, our family went to the top of the mountain happily, because the weather was very cold and there were not many people. The air is cold and wet and the environment is very quiet. I feel that I let myself go in an instant and chatted excitedly all the way.

While talking, I don't know which string is out of order, and suddenly there is a poetic explosion, shouting, "Once you climb to the top of the peep, you will soon see that other mountains are dwarfed under the sky." I shook my head, smiled a few times, and then began to recite Li Bai's wine, such as "Don't you see how the water of the Yellow River moved out of heaven and entered the ocean forever" and "Let me sing you a song! , please listen to me, "behind my back nervously shouted" dad, wine ".

Now think about it, if there were people who climbed the mountain with me at that time, they must have the same disgusting eyes. If you see a flock of birds shouting "Wow, a flock of birds" on the road, everyone will definitely look up at the birds at once, but if you shout "Sunset and Lonely Qi Fei", people will definitely not look at the birds, but at you.

But reading more books is really useful. I saw a joke on the Internet today. You can also think about the answer.

You got it?

I asked my colleagues around me, and everyone's unanimous reaction was that they looked puzzled and took advantage of everything. Then let me reveal the answer next.

"I'll buy some oranges. You are here, don't walk around. This sentence comes from Zhu Ziqing's classic prose "Back", which was said by Zhu Ziqing's father before sending his son to the train, but the old train became a high-speed train and his father became a roommate. Is this an epiphany? Is it a kind of unclear feeling? This is the power of reading, which takes advantage of intangible advantages.

In fact, think about it, whether it is reading scenery and reciting poems in the first example or using our classmates' book knowledge, in the final analysis, it is a kind of show-off psychology. Each of us wants others to see our own advantages. In order to attract others, we will do all kinds of actions, much like proudly showing our beauty. Why should we learn to praise others comes from our natural show-off psychology and want to be recognized by others.

But I want to say that the charm of reading does not need to be deliberately displayed. The greatest shaping of reading is not the power of words, but the temperament formed over time. Zeng Guofan said in his letter to his son: "People's temperament is hard to change because they are born. Only reading can change their temperament. The ancients were familiar with each other and said that reading can turn bones. "

To enjoy the beautiful scenery, you don't need to recite Sunset and Lonely Qi Fei. Just stand there quietly and enjoy it. From the way you look, you can feel who is thinking about the beautiful scenery and who is thinking about the roast duck.

Self-satisfied, read more, that's right!

I am Zhang. I want to read a little every day. Let's read it together!

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