I'm already dead. I just remembered to eat cookies on the way out, so I went home to get them. I saw them from the window. My parents did that. I can't forget it. Why?

This is my own call. I am a great person myself and love the art in my hometown. I typed two works, and now I will share them with you.

exaggerate

Hey, let's say Datong, Tao Datong, let's play bamboo board and sing Datong. Today's Datong people exaggerate the similarities between Daming and Goro because Datong is very different from the past. In the past, we were in Datong with poor conditions and a dry and windy climate. The building is not high and the road is narrow, so many things are poor. In the past, we were all embarrassed to exaggerate. Speaking of the violent heartbeat. In particular, the environmental transformation is not satisfactory, and there is no confidence in talking about Datong. At that time, people often caught a cold when they came, saying Datong was a boiler. Nowadays, people exaggerate the same thing. They say that great harmony has become a great obstacle. Some people boast that they are more dizzy (dizzy) and say that they are better off. Yo, look at this empty (happy). Datong is also a good place, with treasures on the ground and underground. You can see coal by digging a hole, and you can use it as fertilizer by pinching black soil. You can melt coke by putting stones on it, and generate electricity by blowing a few downwinds to Ye Er. If you don't believe me, look at your investment and make tens of thousands of dollars easily. You said Qian Qian (good)! The cultural relics on the ground are even more famous and belong to the first-class tourist cities in China. The ancestors left a lot of treasures for tourists: Yungang, Jiulong, Xiashang Temple, Wooden Pagoda, Yanta Temple, Shanhua Temple, Drum Tower, Bell Tower, Haotian Temple, and Hanging Temple on the Mid-Mountain. Oh, there are many scenic spots! Mount Hengshan in Beiyue is even more spectacular. There are seventy-two miracles that are unusual! Get on the cable car and go up and down. Oh, don't forget, you must go to the bean jelly stand at the foot of the mountain. Huh? Have you ever eaten bean jelly? Hey, when it comes to Hengshan bean jelly, you should pay attention. Here's a little secret. Why Datong's daughter's skin is so delicate is related to eating bean jelly! Huh? Really? Don't leave the ground when eating. Hold your breath when you inhale. When Dayu sneezes in the future, your skin will become delicate (immediately) ... Ah-choo ... It seems that you really need to rub two bowls. Datong is a famous food city. Anyone who wants to satisfy his desire will come to Datong. Good color and flavor, morning tea and supper, especially in flavor restaurants. Don't blame me for being late and having no seats. What mutton stew cake, oat noodle fish, bucket porridge, Wowo Baer (corn steamed bread), yam, vermicelli, Chinese cabbage, ah, it's not bad to mix (stir) together! Eat! Eat! As long as you come to Datong, don't worry (forget it), Datong people can take others seriously! As long as it is right today, everyone will get drunk first. Come on, cheers! No, no, getting drunk is not good. Men can be full of energy after eating it. It is also very convenient to come to Datong at present. The modern airport is under construction, and the expressway goes directly to Taiyuan and Inner Mongolia, and it only takes one morning to go back and forth. It's more convenient to take a bus. Some railway lines have been laid in recent years. If you want to go abroad, you can drive to Moscow without reversing. The mountains and water in Datong are really beautiful. Don't forget the heaven, earth and characteristics of Datong. Datong is a famous historical and cultural city. Datong is a city rich in energy, a tourist city with developed transportation and a well-known food city. Datong's new processing industry has great potential, Datong's commercial development momentum is great, Datong's "eastward strategy" action is great, and Datong's city transformation is great. Datong is good, Datong is big, and Datong people always measure big. Let's stride forward hand in hand and make great changes in Datong in one year.

There's another one:

Between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law

I said "Dagang" (big brother), it's urgent, and my wife asked me a question! I can't figure out how to answer correctly for three days, and I still don't let my family sleep! What is the topic that makes my brother unable to live for several days? I don't think "walking" is that complicated. It is not good to see this level. This topic is really "so bad" (weird and torturous), and if you answer it wrong, you will be scolded at both ends; This topic is really "unreasonable" (unreasonable), ah ~ it is a joke to say it! What's going on here? Tell me. ?

After dinner that day, people didn't let me go, so I drank two glasses of wine and said that in order to tell the truth after drinking, I should swear first ... people turned their backs to the east and their faces to the west, and changed into a red sweater; Mandarin pronunciation is not low, but also brought a tape recorder! -What about smoking? ?

(Imitating daughter-in-law:) "If your mother and I both fell into the river, now you can only save one. Honestly, don't play dumb → Will you save me or your mother first? Say! " ?

How should I answer this question? I don't have to play dumb, but I have to play "success" (or a fool, hehe): you said that mom and daughter-in-law were "upset" (lost) in the river, so you have to save one! ?

When your daughter-in-law is joking! Don't just answer "beating around the bush". ?

I am full of white hair and sweaty. Let me be "wide" (full) and let me "turn" (turn). You said to save her first: how can you live up to your mother in conscience? ! You said to save mom first, how can you bury her? Mom, wow, it only happens once in a lifetime. Where can she find her? Mom loves me, I love her, and I love her even more. She and her mother are a family, and a family can't live without her and her mother … she and her mother, but her mother and her; Mom and her, it's her and mom … mom, her, t, mom, damn it! It is better to "owe" (severely) "nail" (hit) me two "ears melon" (slap)! ?

Why don't you ask this question! This is the contradiction between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law Daughter-in-law wants to explore your heart and see who is closer to you and these two people! ?

What else is there between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law? Really "widowed" (can be understood as "not pulling, boring")! "Wheel * * * *”(a * * *) has not crossed the East for half a year, and mom and daughter-in-law are going to collapse! She felt that her cooking oil was too little, and she said that her pot cover was not covered properly. She feels that her bowl is not clean, and she feels that there is something wrong with her sweeping; She thinks her windows are always open, and she thinks her underwear is always worn blindly; She thinks she cooks porridge with water, she thinks she is boasting one day ... and she "stumbles" (makes noise) from morning till night and sneaks around in broad daylight. Oh, I followed the ghost, I followed the ghost, I followed the ghost, I followed the ghost! ?

Haha, there are no ghosts ... it's the difference in living habits, and it's inevitable to get angry with my mother-in-law! "Resist" (love) whether the pot touches the pot or the bowl touches the bowl. You are caught in the middle and "mix" (toss) wow! ?

I am also afraid that this contradiction will continue, and everyone criticized her for two or three sentences. But I didn't expect the effect to be very good. Mom and daughter-in-law are "bored" (both)! ?

Yo, you have a daughter-in-law who "reached" (forgot) your mother. Why did you drag "away" (so) a baiwenhang? ! ?

(Imitating his wife's speech) This is fish begins to stink at the head, so I will marry you and take a second shot (idiot, coward)! ?

(imitating mother) Do you know that you two are standing together, and my son is raised for nothing?

(Imitating daughter-in-law) Listen to your mother, I was wrong, just follow your mother! ?

Your mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are so stiff that your family is a little embarrassed, haha. ?

I blame my mother a little, and I won't spend any money! I used to be used to it, but I didn't like it a little: when there were not many people eating, I cooked the cabbage in a big pot, then "slipped" (like "steamed") at noon, and gave the rest back to live. I have to stir it for you alive, fry it for you when it's over, and pour it for you when it's over. It's basically pig food! Especially if I go to the toilet every day, it can really kill me! There is a cushion at home, because it is inconvenient to sit on it because it is resistant to "love" (love) defecation, and the old man's personality has also changed. People don't turn on the light to save electricity, but it says "owe" (good), and the rain splashes everywhere. How can my daughter-in-law not hate it! ? After urinating, you should flush together, saying that you can save one point and calculate one point; But you save water and cause trouble. The whole house smells like "pig" (terrible smell)! The old man has a good heart. He is in a hurry and doesn't help others. Naiji (that time) I just got back from a business trip, and I had an underwear specially for my daughter-in-law, saying that I would put it on and measure it for us. I don't usually go in a few times. As soon as I put it on, her son took the cookies home. Just about to change, she brought home pea porridge; You want to kiss Diao Da, and she takes home a bottle of mineral water. I haven't seen you for two months. After thinking for a while, I still remembered a matter of picking up clothes in the middle of the night! This makes them very embarrassed! People also say: Ah, this gray one, come out, mom wants to talk to you! (Both at the same time:) "What are you talking about?" You shouldn't go at this critical time! Look, this has affected the family. They are not in the mood! I guess your mother did it for you so that you could have a good body, haha ~?

Hey, I'm in good health, hehe ... This matter, it doesn't matter, but it's quite embarrassing! You said there was a problem between mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, and mother felt that daughter-in-law was too wasteful. When you go home on a big day, you should pull a lamp and throw rice (onomatopoeia); I have to take a shower every day when I go home. I don't know how many "grudges" (garbage on my body) there are; I have two wardrobes hanging on my clothes, both of which seem to have no money on my back; There are at least a dozen pairs of red leather shoes, and the bra has a suitcase. Make up every day when you go out. I dare not think that "one person" (myself) is more popular! ?

Don't like ...

As a result, my daughter-in-law is impatient with her nagging and dares to "hide" (throw) anything with you ... She blames you and you blame her. They "tightened" (almost) and grabbed my face. My daughter-in-law cried, and my mother said she would go back to her hometown ... Hey, hey ...?

Your mother is the only one, and this is no joke! No matter who is right or wrong, it is best to comfort both sides! ?

Oh, my mother has been widowed for me for half her life. What do you think of my son? The more I miss my mother, the more pathetic I am. I said I had to let her live in her old age. I said, don't go, don't be angry, listen to my son. Whether you are reasonable or not, my son's insurance depends on you. My daughter-in-law can't bear it. My son will definitely tell this mother, Ann ...?

Mom is very happy, isn't she?

My mother is "Huaqiang" (finally, finally) and "Wipe" (comfortable and stable), but my daughter-in-law is angry with you: OK ... OK ... OK, your mother will leave if she wants to be with me. I have no other conditions. I know my daughter-in-law is inferior to my mother. You give me "outside" (outside?

Listen, mom just left, and she wants to run again. Just pull her daughter-in-law and say ok. ?

Don't, don't, don't ... Mom is a countryman and uneducated. Don't scold her son. She can't compete with you. In fact, I like you best in my heart! You have a good heart and a high level. Don't listen to her nagging all day. She can hide. If you get angry in the future, you can hit me hard. If you want to hit me, you can play with me when you are free. Scold me if you want. If my daughter-in-law is in bed and I am in bed, everyone who loves her will be afraid, afraid, what's the matter? ……?

Ha ha, okay, okay, ha ha. I said it was really elegant. It is difficult for both of us to live at home. All right! ?

What happened? Don't look at me giving up at home. They are more popular. Both of them think that one is right, and their voices have increased several times! As a result, when we quarreled, everyone looked at me, and I was too scared to hide. I had to gnash my teeth and be ambiguous, but both of them fired at me. Hey, Brother Zai (this) called me heartless, and Brother Nai (that) called me a "fool and coward". In this case, it is not true to scold me, and forbearance is two-faced; Now my name is chameleon, and that one is "soft" (soft egg, coward) ... People on both sides are very distressed, and finally, I didn't fart (well done) ...?

Alas, no one can succeed. I think, hehe ... you are the only one who can't decide the housework. ?

I didn't say that my daughter-in-law is actually very nice. Finally, she was the first to "sue" (make an appropriate agreement), and she "squeaked" (made a cough-like sound) for a long time. Alas, it is not easy to do it right! What else could it be? This is already good?

But how do you say your daughter-in-law is a mistress? Say less. Yes! ?

Alas, this is really not enough. I really got it in the array. I'm glad to hear that she doesn't make a sound, unlike both of them who are disgusting to you! ?

Mom seems to have a strong heart and her daughter-in-law is full of gas! In order to keep up with them, I was also implicated and really got bronchitis! ?

However, anger is the worst thing for people. If you are anxious, you will all fall down. It's still light for three people to take care of you. Be loyal to your watch! ?

This is not a job at home. I do all the work. Weigh eggs for dried noodles at home every day, serve your daughter-in-law and your mother. After I got married, I was in charge for the first time. It's not just taking medicine, calling a doctor, but going back to a karaoke machine. Because it can make them feel better, I make up a few new words to sing every day: "You are my rose, you are my love, and I can't live without my mother and daughter-in-law." Stop arguing. "

Ok, ok, ok, your son can sing wow, don't "tremble" (tremble), yes, it sounds like I'm in a sheepfold. I said how good it is, but I don't know. I think you're crazy. ?

Needless to say, these words really worked. Both mother and daughter-in-law were moved. Mom's chest is no longer stuffy, and her daughter-in-law is not in a hurry to talk. At first glance, the doctor said it was not serious, and she could still walk when they went to the fields. ?

Okay, hey! ?

It is safe for the time being, but it will fall out soon. They still have doubts about each other, otherwise how can there be aisle problems? The daughter-in-law had to let the party say in person that it was difficult for me to "get through" (live) this time. Obviously, mother and daughter-in-law are not bad. What should I say? Looking at my daughter-in-law and mother, I suddenly remembered Wang. ?

What's the relationship between the king and your family? ?

It is very good for Wang to host the program, and all the difficult questions are difficult. She can't answer them, but she can still ask for help. Ask the experts on the spot to point out the maze! ?

Hey, that's a good idea. Let us help you find it. We'll use this trick when we get home. ?

Alas, dear fellow villagers, eldest brother and sister-in-law Da Die, aunts, uncles, aunts, please! ?

All right, let's hear it. It is said that mother and daughter-in-law fell into the river. According to the regulations, only one can be saved. Do you think saving your daughter-in-law first is saving your mother first? I asked for help on the spot and listened to everyone. Who do you think should be saved first? ?

Save mom? Save mom first? Ok, ok, save mom first, I don't regret it, because your daughter-in-law can swim, haha ...?

Haha, that's a good answer. You see, many friends have gone, but it's a pity that none of them got it. My daughter-in-law has never swum! She is choking! ?

Ah, let's talk about it. Who should we save first? ?

* * Save the daughter-in-law? Hmm? All right! I also think it's time to save my wife. Your mother won't make trouble! ?

So ...?

Because if you don't go, there will be others, and you can definitely do it in a planned way! Ha ha laugh ...?

How's it going? ?

How many people do you think are brave? This idea is even worse, but I was alone at that time! My daughter-in-law got into the lifeboat, and my mother died?

No, no, change again, change again! ?

I said call brother, forget it. You see, your mother and daughter-in-law came to the scene, and they don't remember anything before. Both of them are laughing while clutching their bellies! The daughter-in-law also gave her mother-in-law a gift, saying that you can do whatever you want in the future; The mother-in-law also apologized, saying that urine would "pile up" in the future (sometimes) and would not spill out. Your daughter-in-law also handed me a small note, so don't "talk" about the past, just wait for the good, and make your son "happy" (happy, happy), but he will! ?

Mom, mom, daughter-in-law, how kind of you! You are both treasures in my heart, and there is nothing wrong with our "Naidi". Now the whole family is very happy! You two come together and make many families happy! ?

You two are like mother and daughter, as if you have been caught in the rain for a long time; ?

You two give each other a little humility, and your son has a sense of proportion; ?

I don't have to struggle between the new relationship you two have established; ?

You can do anything, no matter how big the problem is; ?

Every industry is prosperous, there are talented families, and the country is rich and strong; ?

The right time, the right place and the right people. The two girls respect each other, love each other, help each other, understand each other and care about each other, and step into the big family of a harmonious society! ?

(End)?

Now I only have these two, I hope you will be satisfied.