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What is Guli's birthday message?

Gu Li's birthday lines in Tiny Times are as follows:

What are you arguing about? That's all. The reason why we are gathered here today is to celebrate the birthday of our good friend Gu Li since childhood.

I have been miserable since I was a child, and my family and love are very unhappy. Experienced a lot of disgusting things and tragic experiences. Everyone knows the person who hurts me the most, Xi Cheng. Fortunately, I met Gu Li, thanks to her care over the years. No matter how cold, inhuman and selfish others think, I know she is not. In other words, she is not all like this.

Therefore, she will try her best to save me, or share my pain, or even taste my pain herself. To put it simply, she slept with me, and Cheng was just like me. Ironically, she thought I didn't know. But Coulee, we are sisters with such deep friendship. How could I not know? So today, I want to propose a toast to my good sister, thank her and share my miserable life. I also sincerely wish her that from now on, like my life, it will start to stink!

Role introduction

Gu Li, the second heroine in Jing M.Guo's novel Tiny Times, is a beauty in an accounting department. She and Gu Yuan are lovers and are called "Mr. Gu and Mrs. Gu". Sharp words, good at telling cold jokes, poisonous tongue, "stainless steel mouth, cotton candy heart."

The movie version of Tiny Times 4: The End of the Soul began to be told that she had uterine cancer. At the end of the original book, he died in a mysterious fire at a touching party in Tang Dynasty.