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What are the classic sentences for a prince to become a frog?

1 If you don't give up at the critical moment, despair will turn into hope! Every minute you want to give up is crucial. I'm not sure about anything in the past or in the future. The only thing that is certain is that I like you and only have eyes for you. Someone let me know that I care about a person's feelings, and let me know that working for someone I care about will be very happy without asking for anything in return. I want to continue working for the people I care about. Kissing your forehead means I forgive you. 5. Stop crying ... Ye Tianyu is always happy! If meeting me makes her cry ... then I'd rather never see her. 6. Whether I am Shan Junhao or Artemisia selengensis, it's up to you! 7. Can I not be Dan Junhao? I prefer to be a chrysanthemum, a mainland fisherman who has crossed the ocean and lost his memory. His life began when he met a girl named Ye Tianyu, who could lie. She thinks money is everything, but as long as she knows her, she will know that there is an angel living in her heart! 8. True love cannot be abandoned. What can be abandoned is not true love. This true love will come back to me even if you lose it a hundred times. To me, I only know you in the whole world. If I'm not with you, I'm afraid I don't even know where I'm going 10. When I opened my eyes, the first thing I saw was you. You took care of me. When I was drowning, it was like grabbing a piece of wood. 1 1. Will you miss me after I leave? I should miss you very much, because even if I go back to my hometown, you are still the only person I know. Good Night! 12. Are you embarrassed to face them with the real me? ? Have you ever cared about my feelings? ? You want me to pretend to be someone else. Have you ever thought about my idea? If I care about you, you only care about yourself. Selfish! ! 13. I thought you already knew why I was so angry, but I didn't expect you still didn't understand. 14. Why are you so vain? Are you ashamed to show up before them with the real me? 15. I just don't want to be an accomplice to your lies. What's wrong with that? Do you understand that honesty is a virtue? 16. Being honest with your lies is the real solution! 17. I am not the rich man in your mind, let alone the prince. 18. Chrysanthemum: Do you believe in love like a star? Tianyu: Yes. Chrysanthemum: Why? Tian Yu: Because I believe I am happier. 19. Ye Tianyu: Thank you for giving me such a wonderful memory! I think even if I live to be a hundred years old, my hair will turn white, my face will wrinkle like prunes, my eyesight, hearing and physical strength will decline, and I can't go anywhere but rock in a rocking chair, but I will feel very happy now as long as I think about it. 20. Hang Baiju: Even if I live to be a hundred years old, I think I will definitely remember what you repent now. 2 1. Everyone only saw the result of the incident, and no one witnessed it. It's not like a movie. In fact, it is really difficult for people to know the truth of the whole incident. 22. Even an ordinary person may become a dazzling six-star star. 23. Do you have common sense? Do you know the difference between a man and a dog? Common sense tells us that people don't care about dogs. You were bitten by a dog. Do you want to bite back? 24. Zi Qian: You have no choice. To fulfill him, you must forget everything about him, including your feelings for him. He suddenly came into my life and made me fall in love with him without preparation. Now you say you'll never see him again and give up the person you like? Very uncomfortable? Do you know that?/You know what? 26. Can you remind him of one thing for me? Please remember to tell him that even if you forget everything, don't forget happiness. He is easy to be serious. As long as he is serious, everyone will become afraid of him. In this way, he will be farther and farther away from happiness. 27. Do you feel like working hard for someone you care about? If you do, you won't care so much about the return on investment, but your mind. 28. In the future, the meaning of this ring will have nothing to do with the documentary. This is a gift from Xu Ziqian. It makes you laugh. 29. Only when true love appears will she tightly cover her fingers. 30. Sometimes oral forgetting is an inner waiting. 3 1. Ye Tianyu: "You are so convenient." Xu Ziqian: "Well, I'm a 24-hour convenience store." 32. That girl is too close to you to see your goodness clearly, because you will be by her side anytime and anywhere, which is very convenient for you. 33. Will you miss me if I leave? I will miss you very much ... 34. Only by giving my hand to my favorite person can I dance the most beautiful spin ~ 35. As long as I work hard for the people you care about, I'm afraid I can't do anything! 36. Have you ever worked hard for someone you care about? 37. You are an old and cool old woman. 38. The white rose flower language is "I am worthy of you." 39. Home is the hotel of the soul! 40. Which girl will take the initiative to kiss a boy? Boys should take the initiative! 4 1. I'm not Shan Junhao, I'm Chrysanthemum! 42. Without the memory of the past, the whole life is a fresh start. Maybe God wants you to stop, listen to the voices around you, and feel the joys and sorrows around you. You know, this is not an opportunity for everyone. 43. Baby: Ye Tianyu! Excuse me, do you want to date me? Ye Tianyu: OK! We are going on a date tomorrow! 44. In the face of the enemy, no matter whether you have confidence or not, you can't show timidity; Instead, imagine yourself ruling the world. When he sees you, you should face it with more momentum and make the other person speechless. 45. Waltz is the king of dance. Because this is the first time that humans can have close contact with the opposite sex. Waltz itself means turning around. In the past, couples could not meet in public, and only through such gatherings could they express their thoughts on each other. Only by giving your hand to the person you love the most can you jump out of the most beautiful turn. Just like this ... 46. If you can't tell the difference between kissing and artificial respiration, I suggest you go back to the primary school over there to repeat health education! 47. Yes, Ye Tianyu is very important to me, which is why I don't want to leave here! 48. This time you are going so far away, will you be lonely without me by your side? 49. If I accept your apology, can I continue to be your chrysanthemum? 50. Have you ever tried to do something for someone you care about? 5 1. I've been thinking about how people like you change the sound of a person's heartbeat. I don't like being influenced since I was a child, so I hate people who will influence me. I hate it when you affect my heartbeat, come into my sight and hinder my thoughts. Tell me how to stop you from controlling my life and how to stop my brain from thinking about you all the time! I find that the ring on your hand looks good on you, because diligent hands, like diamonds, are worth cherishing. 53. Tianyu: Can I live here? Zi Qian: Welcome! 54. Do you feel it? This is what it feels like for your family to give you a birthday. It's warm, isn't it? I want you to know that this is your home and we are all your family. In the future, no matter where you are, as long as you are tired, you can come back and we will always be here. 55. Is there anything you want and like most? Is there anything you want to fight for and protect, even if you fight for it? This is the purpose of your existence, the value of life! 56. Henry Ford said: The secret of success lies in putting yourself in others' shoes, and then thinking from others' perspective. Service is such a spirit, looking at the whole world from the standpoint of guests. 57. Do you only curse when you are a mother? Mom's shoulders are for you to lean on. You can cry as long as you want. Over time, thinking of him will make you feel less painful. You will find that you can live a good life. This is the meaning of life. This is called love! 58. Moderator, I am a sweet potato leaf who just lost love. I want to tell you because my boyfriend Artemisia selengensis has forgotten who I am. I think in his heart, even a mouse and a grain of rice are not comparable! He once told me not to fall in love with him, which would waste my feelings. However, every time I encounter difficulties, he appears in front of me like a prince in a fairy tale to save me. It's hard for such a person to fall in love with him! We haven't been together long, but he taught me a lot. He told me that if you don't give up at the critical moment, despair will turn into hope; He let me know that no ordinary person can be a dazzling six-star star. All I know is that he had an accident and lost his memory. He just stood before my eyes, with the same outline, the same voice, the same heartbeat and the same temperature, as if he had never disappeared, but without those memories, I was just a stranger in his eyes. 59. Only I remember him, but he doesn't remember me. This is too painful. I want to throw away my pain with this ring. He went back to the past and became a different person. He stood before my eyes, with the same outline, the same voice, the same heartbeat and the same body temperature, as if he had lived in not fade away. But without those memories, I was just a stranger in his eyes. In the memory of chrysanthemum, I can never see or feel it. 6 1. Chrysanthemum Sorry, I really have to say goodbye to you this time! This ring is yours and should be returned to its original owner. I know you don't like seeing me. If I give it back to you, there will be nothing between us, and I won't bother you again. Ye Tianyu: This is the first time you are willing to face Artemisia selengensis, and it will be the last time! Can you just be the chrysanthemum in front of me for one minute, ten seconds? Shan Junhao: Why? Ye Tianyu: Because I miss him so much, because I haven't been able to say goodbye to him properly. I don't want to live with this regret all my life. 63. I want to stay with you, not a good friend or someone else, but a boyfriend! Although the pond here is very big, it is far from enough for a dolphin waiting to explore. What she needs is a bigger ocean! In my eyes, Ye Tianyu is such a dolphin. I told you not to be so stubborn, just listen to what you say occasionally! Let the heart make a decision, perhaps the best way! 66. This feeling is familiar. I remember that Artemisia selengensis once held me like this, as if holding a precious treasure. How strange! Why do I feel that Dan Junhao is as careful and gentle as a chrysanthemum? 67. Now I have a burning feeling in my chest. I think it's touching! 68. Do you think I like lying? Do you think I don't understand that telling one lie means telling more lies to make up for it?

? So what if honesty is a virtue? Do you still think honesty is a virtue when you are humiliated because of honesty? That's a lie! 69. Competition is an act that can only be established by two or more people. I don't like competition. I like to hug others. I am a gregarious animal. Competition is too hurtful and will spoil the atmosphere. 7 1. Why don't you think that I am a prince! ? A prince who accidentally fell into the folk. 72. What you can accomplish in ten minutes, if you finish it in two minutes, your life will be five times more than others. 73. I don't think you have been in love, have you? This is called "kissing"! 74. Do you know? Once upon a time, there was a frog who wanted to dig a well to find water to drink when it was dry. As a result, he dug and dug until he found a big stone. He wanted to say impossible, so he gave up and died of thirst. But in fact, all he has to do is move the big stone and the water will come out. So if you don't give up in a pinch? Despair is hope! 75. So are we at a critical juncture now? Every second you want to give up is a critical moment. 76. Don't fall in love with my shoulder ~~ 77. What do good friends do? That is, I will protect you until the retribution comes. Give me your hand. Just follow me and don't be afraid. I will protect you from today. 79. You are the only one who will die laughing, even if I have to die for you. 80. Don't keep your sadness in your heart. After being depressed for a long time, my heart froze. 8 1. Stop crying. Crying won't solve the problem. Ye Tianyu, calm down. You can do it. You can do it. Come on! 82. You are still the same. Even if I say nothing, you know what I'm thinking. You really know me best in the world. At that moment, I felt a sense of security protected by your life, and I could feel that you really loved me. Shan Junhao, I promise you. 84. I can definitely say that this is kissing, not artificial respiration. At this moment, I feel like my toes are stepping on the clouds of happiness, and I clearly hear my uneasy but happy heartbeat. 85. I want to hate you I really want to hate you. If I hate you, maybe I can live a little easier, but I can't. 86. Actually, I think you are cute! 87. You are too casual, but you always let go when you can be 100% with me. If one person can do something, why drag two people to do it together? 89. I didn't expect a good friend's shoulder to be so unreliable. It's okay. Anyway, this is the last toffee. Its meaning is only the concern of good friends. 90. NT dollars are easy to get. Goal: marry a rich man! ! ! 9 1. This lesson is to tell you not to always try to get benefits from others. Pick the wrong person to negotiate, and sometimes it is likely to suffer. 92. A woman's kindness will be looked down upon everywhere. -Are you happy being a hedgehog? -compared with the needle bag, being a hedgehog is much more enjoyable! 93. You can call it a gift! But it doesn't make sense to people without wisdom. 94. Fan Yunxi: Your heart has never been opened! Xu Ziqian:-My heart is open for you, but you deliberately turn a blind eye! 95. If you have an idea, do it quickly, or it will be too late to regret it. Because I have no memory and no feelings, I can analyze this matter conceptually and tell you that giving up is the only way. 97. Am I dreaming? Why, I think my feet can't reach the ground ~ who is holding me? So gentle, so careful ~ I am afraid of hurting me, as if holding a baby. 98. Have you never been defeated by others? If you are defeated by others, you will know the pain. 99. What can you do to give me another chance? You can't just give up on me. For the first time in my life, I know what love is, what pain is and what is for you. I can ignore everything. You aroused my love for you.

Love memory, how can you leave me when I fall in love with you again? 100. Next time, no matter what you are doing, keep your eyes open and be careful, so that you can get twice the result with half the effort! 10 1. Persistence is victory, and youth has not failed. 102. A Sheng: Who is Henry Ford mentioned by my cousin just now? Aunt Feng Jiao: A Sheng, inventor of electric light: This is a master: Who is Edison, please? Aunt Feng Jiao: The man who invented the telephone! Master: Yes, yes, yes, yes. Host: This Edison invented the telephone. Where's Bell? Who's Bell? Aunt: Bei ... Beethoven's brother. Xin Li: Then who is Beethoven? Auntie, you're not talking about the big St. Bernard dog in the movie, are you? Aunt Feng Jiao: Or what? The chihuahua your mother keeps? Oh, that's funny. 103. Dan Junhao is not a god. He is also an ordinary person. His heart also hopes to feel and keep true love. He will stand trembling in front of the girl he likes, hoping that she can love him. Lettuce is in Dan Junhao's heart. How can you wake lettuce and ignore him? You lost this ring once, but today it is back in my hands. Does that mean there's still hope between us? 104. I know that there is a prince living in Dan Junhao's heart. He is more prince and angel than an angel. 105. Your lying is just right, reasonable and natural. 106. Tian Yu: "Why didn't you answer my phone?" Junhao: "The Shan Junhao you know is omnipotent! Not like me now! " Tian Yu: "Listen, you don't know what I see in Dan Junhao! At that time, you wore an old dress that others didn't want every day, and you didn't know it was broken until you worked. If you can't solve a problem, you are as serious as a little old man; When the problem is solved, you will laugh more happily than anyone else: you don't care whether you are under or out! You once told me that in Ye Tianyu's heart, there lived an angel. In fact, Ye Tianyu knows better than anyone. In Dan Junhao's heart, there is a chrysanthemum that is more prince than a prince and more angel than an angel. "