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Who is the woman who always makes fun of the female driver?

There are many funny jokes. Just look at the following cold jokes.

1. Classic girlfriend anecdote joke. When I came back from a business trip, I sneaked into my room in the middle of the night without telling my girlfriend. Seeing two adults lying on the bed with their heads covered, I was so angry that I lifted the quilt ... It turned out that my girlfriend and her best friend were asleep. ...

2. When laughing on the Internet every day, my colleague suddenly made a sign on a whim, which read several big words: Welcome to slap, only open to beautiful women! A slap is 100 yuan! After I finished, I excitedly took it to the street ... this is really a good way to come to Q quickly! In just two hours, my colleague earned 800 yuan! The only drawback is that his face is bigger than a fart, and his two rows of teeth are loose. ...

The child will laugh at the classic jokes. Female tickets are childish. She bought two boxes of cherries and she liked them very much. The next day I hid the cherry, and she came back from work to look for it. I said I gave it away. She actually cried, so I quickly took it out and told her that being with you is like raising a daughter. She said: Then find me a mother. Me! @#! @

4. At the subway exit, the elder sister with the baby came up and asked, "Sir, do you want an invoice?" I said, "If you don't want the receipt, can you change the drink?" I saw a pupil in front of me lose a piece of paper. A man walking in front of me picked it up, took a look, threw it away and stepped on it several times. I'm confused. I walked over and looked, and the note said, look at your sister!