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How to explain your scars without embarrassment or even humor?

Scars prove that there was a childhood. His childhood was completely a childhood memory without scars. Students with scars should first establish confidence in themselves and be thick-skinned, so as to face the scars on their bodies at any time.

As long as you are strong inside, you can't say anything, as long as you don't break the law. In the face of others' curiosity, it can be said that this is a kiss from God, and the color of this scar is deep.

What is the scar? Scars don't affect your prosperous appearance at all. You can proudly say to others: this is to prevent my ability from dumping all beings. When I was born, an extraordinary person sealed the wild power in me. This is a seal, not a scar.

There is also an alien version: this is my testimony from another planet. Look, this is a bar. This is a key. If one day my people come to pick me up, it will emit blue light and my people will find me. Of course, it's okay to say so. Everyone thinks it's fun.

There is also a forced version: I thought that at the beginning, when I fought against Monty, it was a fierce battle. We played 500 rounds and the color of the land changed that day. Later, I tried my best to seal it, but I was also injured in this war. After practicing for 2000 years, the injury gradually healed and left this scar. ...