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Make fun of the class.
A student suddenly stood up and sang: The river flows eastward.
The teacher ignored him and then said, how many stars are there in the sky?
That classmate sang again: the stars in the sky can participate in Beidou.
The teacher is short of breath: get out!
Student: Just leave.
The teacher said helplessly, are you sick?
Student: You have, and I have both.
!
Teacher: Try again.
… ..
Student: shout when you see an uneven road!
Teacher: Do you believe I hit you?
Student: Do it when you should.
…
The teacher was angry: I told you to drop out of school!
Student:
Rush into Kyushu.
!
2. In Chinese class, the teacher asked, "What were the ways to address me in ancient times?"
The student replied, "I, Yu."
Xiaoming shouted, "Me, me!"
The teacher ignored him and asked, "What else?"
Xiaoming shouted again: "old woman, poor monk, being original."
The whole class is already laughing.
When we were in high school, some teachers were very bad to students. A group of students have been oppressed for a long time. They are discussing how to punish their teachers.
On this day, the teacher was in class, and a boy sitting in the back showed a painful expression, covering his stomach with his hand and moaning gently. The teacher ignored him and went on preaching. Halfway through the writing, the teacher just turned to write notes on the blackboard, and the boy suddenly "concave ... wow ...! ! ! "(Vomiting)
A boy at the same table poured a bottle of eight-treasure porridge on the table with great speed. When the teacher turned around, he saw that the table was full of yellow and white things. At this time, another boy took out a small spoon, scooped up the things on the table one by one, and said while chewing, "Hey, this guy ate peanuts at noon."
The teacher said, "Wow ... concave ...",
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