Ask for a small script for 8 people, 10 minutes or so, any type is ok, and it is best to be funny. As much as possible, thanks! It will be adopted!

The script comes from life, but don't sit in the right place.

(Personnel: 1 leader in charge of quality and 7 department heads.

Props: three tables and seven chairs, with department identification cards on the tables)

Leadership (taking the folder to the stage): Quality is the life of an enterprise. Without quality, there is no enterprise's survival. There have always been quality problems in these two months. Isn't this a joke about your own life? You said people are in a hurry, not people! So today, all departments are called to hold a quality analysis meeting to see where the problem lies and who is to blame. (Looking at his watch) We agreed to have a meeting at eight o'clock. It's already seven sixty. Why hasn't anyone come yet? (Shouting): Meeting, meeting!

(Everyone backstage): Coming, coming!

The heads of all departments (Sales Department, Purchasing Department, Production Department, ministry of materials and equipment, Quality Assurance Department and Logistics Department) hurried to their seats, and the names of all departments were marked on the table. Finally, the head of the purchasing department is not here. )

Leader: Why hasn't the purchasing department come yet? Which one of you knows?

The head of the sales department, etc. (All): You ask me, who do I ask?

(At this time, the head of the purchasing department came from the backstage while eating, holding half a fried dough stick in his hand. )

Head of purchasing department: Here we are, here we are!

Leader: We agreed to have a meeting at eight o'clock. Why did you come now?

Head of purchasing department (chatting while eating): I can't blame this. My son didn't call me this morning. He got up late!

Leader: What? Get up and let your son shout, you call your son!

Head of purchasing department: That's our home!

Leader: You have another reason. I remember you were late.

Head of purchasing department: Late? (pointing to everyone) They're not late? Why are you arresting me?

Everyone: Yes, we are late, too!

Leader: Well, before the formal meeting, you should talk about the reason why you are late.

Person in charge of the sales department: Report, the child is from me.

Head of production department: Report, I missed the bus.

Person in charge of ministry of materials and equipment: Report, just returned from a business trip.

Head of Quality Assurance Department: Report, my car broke down on the way.

Minister of Logistics Department: Report, I regard today as Sunday.

Leader: You all have reasons! For whatever reason, everyone will be late once. Let's get back to the topic. Now we have a formal meeting. Why not talk about the sales department first?

Head of sales department: We can't blame our sales department for the quality problems. We are victims! In order to sell more products, we went to Wan Li Road, said a thousand words, tried every means to ask grandpa to tell grandma, and finally let customers accept our products. Alas, there is something wrong with the quality! When you say that it is irritating but not irritating, the quality problem has nothing to do with us, but the production department is unqualified.

Person in charge of production department: (Stand up immediately) Report to the leader, are we to blame for this quality problem? ! Our production department is very relaxed! 24 hours a day, working overtime day and night, eyes are bigger than buns all day long, don't have an accident here and there. Raw materials are getting worse and worse these days, and it is difficult for a clever woman to cook without rice. Complain that the purchasing department didn't buy good raw materials!

Head of purchasing department: You are irresponsible. In order to buy better raw materials, we went to Wan Li Road, talked a thousand words and tried every means to travel all over the country and swim up and down the Yellow River. The company wants good quality and low price, and the price of raw materials goes up every day. Do you find it difficult? Therefore, if there are quality problems, we must not be blamed!

Leader: Then who do you blame?

Person in charge of purchasing department: It's all because the quality assurance department is not strict.

Head of Quality Assurance Department: We have no strict control. Why do you say that? We carefully sample every batch of raw materials, pumping outside and pumping inside, pumping up and pumping down, and practicing "pumping crazy" for chemists. We test semi-finished products and finished products in batches during the production process. I feel pain and tired. I will tell you everything when I find the problem, but you don't want to repent! What do you suggest we do? Good products are produced, not tested!

(Response from other departments)

Leader: It seems that the Quality Assurance Department is not to blame for this quality problem. Logistics department, who do you think is to blame?

Minister of Logistics Department: What do you mean? Blame us for the quality problem? You don't know that our logistics work is the hardest. Now that oil prices are rising, it is difficult to find cars and trains. In order to arrange delivery vehicles in time, we broke our legs and mouths, begging grandpa to tell grandma; It's easy to get a car. Alas, the warehouse is out of stock again. It's all because of the improper arrangement of the material department. Should I pretend or not?

Person in charge of ministry of materials and equipment: Hey, this can't be blamed. In the peak season, the production department can't produce enough goods. We want to send this and that, but we are in a dilemma. If grandpa tells grandma, the goods will still not be delivered well. It's all because the production department is not properly arranged! (Everyone agrees)

Head of production department: how did you come back after running around? As I said just now, how can we produce good products without good raw materials?

Person in charge of purchasing department: We can't blame the quality assurance department for lax control.

Person in charge of logistics department: it's hard to find a car because of the rising freight. You can't blame me!

Head of quality assurance department: I told you anyway, you can't let me say it again!

Leader: From this analysis, it has nothing to do with you. !

Everyone: Leader, who do you blame?

Leader: I said you are all responsible!

Everyone: That's so unfair!

Head of purchasing department: the train runs fast, all by the headband. I see you are still the leader of the leadership!

Leader: Do you blame me? How can you blame me? As a leader, we always pay attention to the quality of our products. At the press conference, it was said that we would talk about it at a small meeting and watch the market management site. We do everything possible to ask grandparents to do a good job of quality. How can you blame me? (to the audience) Are you right?

Head of sales department: Hey, don't talk nonsense. I suggest that you analyze the general situation and "jump three times" and "watch three times".

Leader: What are you dancing and watching?

Person in charge of the sales department: Out of the enterprise, out of Heze, out of China to see China!

Everyone: Oh, what do you mean?

Person in charge of the sales department: Look at the current international economic situation-grim! Iceland and Greece went bankrupt, the United States and Japan fell, Britain and France stopped, the dollar and euro depreciated, and the world economic crisis swept the world!

Leadership: all over the world? This is a global blow!

Head of purchasing department: Yes! The world economy is in crisis, the China market is affected, the Japanese buy Diaoyu Island, and the national sentiment is infected! I am in a bad mood. How can we do a good job? How can the quality be good if the work is not done well?

Everyone: reasonable, reasonable!

Head of purchasing department: it's all the fault of the United States and Japan!

Leader: Oh, let's analyze this. I have to go to the conference for a meeting.

At this moment, the phone rang and a customer complained: What happened to your goods? Something happened again! We want to return it! )

Listen, we're analyzing it. ...

Person in charge of sales department: I have a client. I'll go first.

Leader: No, don't (answer the phone).

Purchasing department: raw materials are tight. I should go out and buy it. The leader is gone.

Head of production department: production is busy and the equipment has stopped. I have to go back to repair the equipment and get me out of here!

Others: The international situation is grim and the quality is problematic. How can you always blame us? We left early!

Leader: Hey, hey, don't go, don't go! At this time, the customer called again. Everyone left one after another. After answering the phone, the leader threw out his mobile phone and sang like a sailor: Why? Why! Why! Why! (The leader exits while singing, and the whole play is over)