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Excuse me, who can tell me some horoscope jokes?

Aries constellation

Mother sheep often tells sheep:

"

Don't sway in a skirt; Otherwise the little boy will see the inside story.

Pants!

"

One day, Yangyang happily said to his mother:

"

Today, I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!

"

Mother said angrily:

"

Didn't I tell you? Don't pose in a skirt!

"

Sheep sheep proudly said:

"

But I'm too smart! I took off my underwear inside so that he could

You can't see.

My underwear is gone!

"