Tell jokes and write 300 words.

At noon, my father drove me, my mother, Jiang Junjie and Aunt Wang to the countryside for dinner. When we arrived at the hotel, we saw many uncles and aunts, only three children, Jiang Junjie and Guo Yicheng. We were divided into two halls, one for my father and uncles, and the other for my mother and aunt's children. After finding a good seat, Jiang Junjie leaned in between Guo Yicheng and me and told a joke: "A foreign grandmother came to China to play and accidentally stepped on grandma China's foot. Grandma China was furious when the foreign grandmother said she was sorry. I just took a shower, and my head doesn't smell bad. "Don't talk nonsense!" "We listened to laugh. At dinner, a chubby uncle came to our hall. His uncle asked Guo Yicheng, "How about your father tying your head?" Guo Yicheng glanced at his uncle and replied, "Not so good. It helped me tie it up in a mess." Uncle smiled and said, "Then I'll braid your hair. I played very well. " She didn't even look at him: "You have to help Aunt Yan Haimei. "We all laughed, and my uncle walked away with a smile. Aunt Zhu asked Guo Yicheng why she had to tie Aunt Yan Haimei. Guo Yicheng looked at Aunt Zhu and said, "Because her hair is short. "Once again, we laughed to the sky."