Jokes about rabbits.

There are many jokes about rabbits. Let me briefly say a few:

1, indecent wolf's rabbit

A rabbit molested a wolf (the rabbit was very strong) and ran away. The wolf chased him angrily. Seeing that the wolf was about to catch up, the rabbit sat down under a tree, put on sunglasses, read the newspaper and pretended that nothing had happened. At this time, the wolf came and saw the rabbit sitting under the tree. He asked, "Did you see a rabbit running past?"

The rabbit replied, "Did the rabbit tease the wolf?"

The wolf shouted, "No way! It's in the newspaper so soon! ! ! "

2. giraffes and rabbits

Giraffe and rabbit are chatting.

Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The rabbit looked at him blankly.

"Also, in summer, rabbits, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly, "Have you ever vomited?"

3. rabbits buy carrots

One day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit is gone.

The next day, the little white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss said, "I told you, no!" "

The little white rabbit is gone.

On the third day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "boss, do you have any carrots here?"

The boss is anxious: "How many times have I told you? ! Don't! ! ! If you bother me again, I'll clamp your teeth with tiger pliers

Unplug them all! "

The little white rabbit was frightened and ran away.

On the fourth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have tiger pliers here?"

The boss said, "No."

The little white rabbit asked, "Well, do you have any carrots?"

The boss was really angry, took out the tiger pliers and pulled out all the teeth of the little white rabbit.

On the fifth day, the white rabbit ran to the drugstore and asked the boss, "Boss, do you have carrot juice here?"

Extended data: 1. Rabbits are the general name of all genera of Rabbit Family. Commonly known as rabbits. Biological classification: Chordata, Vertebrates, Mammalian Rabbits, Animal Kingdom.

The rabbit is a timid animal. Sudden noise, strangers and strange animals, such as cats and dogs, will make it panic. In the management of feeding, we should try to avoid the noise that causes rabbits to panic, and at the same time prohibit strangers, cats and dogs from entering the rabbit house. Rabbits have a keen sense of hearing and smell, but they are timid and good at running.