Dental articles of 1 thousand cold jokes

The Dentist's Piece of 1, Cold Jokes

1. A lady and her husband temporarily interrupted their holidays to go to the dentist. ? I want you to have your tooth pulled out, but don't use anesthetic, because I'm in a hurry. Said the lady. Just pull out your teeth as quickly as possible, so that we can start on the road quickly. ? The dentist was deeply moved. You are a brave lady, aren't you? He said,? So which tooth do you want to pull out? The lady said to her husband: Honey, show him which tooth it is. ?

2. A man came to the dentist's office, and the dentist finished his examination and said:? This tooth must be pulled out. I'll give you an injection of anesthetic first. Please wait a moment. ?

A man grabbed the doctor's arm and said: No way! I hate needles. I don't want an injection! ?

the dentist had to say:? Well, then we'll have to use anesthetic gas. ?

a man replied:? Absolutely not! That thing will make me feel bad for days. I don't want to use gas. ?

The dentist had to go away and get a glass of water. Come on,? The dentist said, Take this medicine. ?

a man asked:? What's this?

the dentist answered? Viagra. ?

a man was surprised. Can it relieve the pain? He asked.

　? Can't? The dentist replied,? But when I pull out my tooth, there is a place where you can HOLD it. ?

3. jane doe went to see the dentist. When the male dentist bent down to start work, she grabbed his balls. Said the dentist. Ma 'am, I think you're invading my private zone. ?

jane doe replied? That's right. We all have to be careful not to hurt each other, right?

　4.? Open your mouth a little wider. ? The dentist asked the patient when he started the examination. ? Oh, my god ? The dentist was shocked. Your cavity is the biggest cavity I have ever seen? The largest cavity. ? Come on, doctor! ? The patient replied,? I'm scared enough. You don't have to tell it twice. ? I didn't! ? The doctor said, That's an echo in the back. ?

　5.? I want to make an appointment with the dentist. ? A man said to the receptionist. ? I'm sorry, sir. ? She replied,? He's not here now, but ...? Thank you. ? The obviously nervous prospective patient interjected. When else is he away? ;