Humorous and playful wedding greetings

Humorous and witty wedding blessings

In daily study, work or life, everyone will use blessings more or less. Depending on the object of the blessing, the blessings will be different. It is divided into auspicious day celebration blessings, birthday blessings, career blessings, toasts, etc. So what kind of blessings are considered good blessings? Below are humorous and playful wedding blessings that I have collected for everyone. They are for reference only. I hope they can help you.

Humorous and witty wedding blessings 1

1. You are about to get married. Without further ado, I will just give you three firsts: first for your wife at home, first for your family outside, and first for your marriage. In the end, making money comes first, and you pay attention to your health at work. I wish your family happiness, a baby soon, and good luck! Happy wedding!

2. Comforting the crying rival in love, bidding farewell to the single brother, and resolutely walked into the 80 square meters of the besieged city.

3. Walk gently down the red carpet and make a promise in front of God. After exchanging rings, you will become your right and left hands. No one can live without the other. Although there will be occasional quarrels, that is the spice of life. Cherish it. Happy life.

4. Those who are still single will be happy to meet a good match, those who are married will have a baby early, and those who have children will do good family planning!

5. May the fire of your sincere love for each other be like the rising sun, becoming more and more prosperous as time goes by; so that no amount of water can extinguish it, and no flood can drown it!

6. Two orioles chirp in the green willows, congratulating the newlyweds and welcoming friends. Eight cannons salute to heaven and earth, and heaven and earth will last forever with one heart and one mind. I am lucky enough to hold a bare hand for three lifetimes, and my hair will turn white after a hundred years of practice. Over a glass of wine affectionately, the house is full of happiness and joy. Wish you: Happy wedding.

7. Let us congratulate a high-quality man and his happy life begins from now on.

8. Mutual care, mutual support, and willingness to accept. The joy of every greeting, the happiness of every handover of wages. I wish the couple a long life together!

9. Love each other and be happy forever, share the same virtue and heart, and happiness will last forever. May your love be deeper than the sea!

10. I wish you are like the golden wind and jade dew, winning countless victories in the world! May the love between you two be long and lasting, and may you love each other day and night! Humorous and witty wedding greetings 2

1. Bless you and laugh for you, because today, my heart is as jubilant and happy as yours! I wish you, sister, a happy marriage! Grow old together!

2. May the fire of your love burn forever, just like the rising sun, getting stronger and stronger. Sister, have a happy wedding.

3. A pair born in heaven, fully interpreting the beauty of the couple at this moment; setting a pair on the floor will fill the entire bridal chamber with joy; being united forever is a lifetime commitment for both of you; I wish my sister a happy wedding, harmony and good luck!

4. Marriage is like a bridge, connecting two completely lonely worlds. And you have found the strength to rely on each other, and I wish you a long life together.

5. My sister wishes you and your wife to be of the same mind, to be in love forever, to be happily married, to have a happy marriage, and to have a son soon.

6. From knowing each other, we love each other, and from loving each other, we know each other better. The fairy couple that people often say is you! I wish my sister and brother-in-law may love each other and know each other for many years to come!

7. You are a pair made in heaven. Now that you are married together, you need to tolerate and take care of each other even more. I wish you the best.

8. Marriage is like a breeze, caressing your and my young bodies; marriage is like a stream in the mountains and rivers, nourishing your and my souls; marriage makes you become one. , love each other. Therefore, sister, you must be happy, you must be happy, and you must welcome your life with joy!

9. Roses symbolize happiness and sweetness, peonies mean wealth and magnificence, lilies contain a hundred years of harmony, and roses represent the four seasons. I give them all to you on your wedding day. With four flowers accompanying you, your marriage will be so pleasant!

10. Marriage is established by God, and a happy marriage is a gift from God. May our God give you and yours all the blessings in heaven and blessings hidden in the earth. family! Humorous and witty wedding greetings 3

1. May the fire of your sincere love for each other, like the rising sun, become more and more prosperous as time goes by; so that no amount of water can extinguish it, and no flood can drown it!

2. Two orioles chirp in the green willows, congratulating the newlyweds and welcoming friends.

Eight cannons salute to heaven and earth, and heaven and earth will last forever with one heart and one mind. I am lucky enough to hold a bare hand for three lifetimes, and my hair will turn white after a hundred years of cultivation. Over a glass of wine affectionately, the house is full of happiness and joy. Wish you: Happy wedding.

3. Get a certificate, pass a card, and have a cup of tea with relatives and friends. Make a scene, laugh a little, let the neighbors know, we will hold hands in the world from now on, and the beautiful days will be with you and me. Coming of age ceremony, Independence Day, responsibilities after the wedding.

4. Today you are married to a person named "Happiness". The dowry is "good luck", the bride price is "health", and the bridesmaid is "good luck". I also heard that Your future baby is called "Happy". May you have a happy life!

5. The state of mutual love is to be in love with each other. I wish the newlyweds to truly love each other and stay together forever. Congratulations on their wedding!

6. A magpie bridge built in heaven, a coincidence in the world, a pair of mandarin ducks, just in time for the new year, flowers blooming in pairs, happiness after another, sweetness, a century-old couple, heaven is happy, earth is happy, and people are also happy , happy with things, happy with things, happy with everything.

7. After three years of love, I have achieved positive results, and today I walked into the mandarin duck tent. The flowers are beautiful, the moon is full, and the fruit is right, and a happy marriage is by a thread. Staying together is not a dream, staying together will eventually come true. I hope the lotus flowers will bloom forever, and together we can achieve a picturesque life!

8. Dragons and phoenixes dance among the colorful clouds, and mandarin ducks play in the water and thread beautiful threads. The guests are having a drink and congratulating the newlyweds with their smiles. The plum blossoms bloom in spring, the bride is beautiful in the snow, and the clouds reflect the wealth and leisure in the clear pond. With one heart and one mind, we point our fingers to the sky, and love each other for hundreds of years. Wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years!

9. Let us congratulate a high-quality man and his happy life begins from now on.

10. I’m about to get married, so I won’t talk too much and I’ll just give you three firsts: first for my wife at home, first for my family outside the home, first for making money after marriage, pay attention to your health at work, and wish your whole family happiness. If you give birth to a precious son early, you will be blessed with good luck! Happy wedding!

11. Comforting the crying rival, bidding farewell to the single brother, and resolutely walked into the 80 square meters of the besieged city.

12. Walk gently down the red carpet and make a promise in front of God. After exchanging rings, you will become your right and left hands. No one can live without the other. Although there will be occasional quarrels, that is the spice of life. , cherish it. Happy life.

13. Those who are single will find a good match, those who are married will have a baby early, and those who have children will do good family planning!

14. Mutual care, mutual support, and willingness to accept. The joy of every greeting, the happiness of every handover of wages. I wish the couple a long life together!

15. Love each other and be happy forever, share the same virtue and heart, and happiness will last forever. May your love be deeper than the sea!

16. In this spring day when flowers are blooming and the flowers are blooming, you two will always have the same love. As the saying goes, a pair is born, and a pair is born from the earth! I wish you two love and grow old together!

17. The newlyweds are bustling under the sparkling snow, and the bride in a holy wedding dress is pretty. The suona brings out the fairy girl, and the gongs and drums bring out the pink lips. The salutes are fired and the snowflakes and plum blossoms are blooming. Outside the bridal chamber of my intimate husband, there is a charming red head. Wish you: Happy wedding!

18. Congratulations! Saying goodbye to being single also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy and wish you a sweet and happy life...be careful not to become a yellow-faced woman~

　19. The highest state of love between two people is to be in love with each other forever. I wish the newlyweds to truly love each other and stay together forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary! Humorous and witty wedding greetings 4

1. I wish you both a happy marriage, a happy marriage, everything goes well, and you can depend on each other hand in hand to enjoy happiness.

2. I wish you a happy marriage, happiness, everlasting passion, and a long life together!

3. May the joy of your wedding day accompany you throughout the years of your lives.

4. I know you very well and feel that your marriage will last forever.

5. The groom smiled and wanted to be a father, while the bride was shy and wanted to be a mother.

6. Get together day and night and become a couple, stay together and fly together, and join hands to be divine companions.

7. May God bless you and your loved ones and bless you forever.

8. May all lovers in the world finally get married, and may they be destined to have a happy marriage in their previous life! What a happy marriage!

9. Dear friends, I wish that your love for each other will never change throughout life! Happy wedding!

10. The mandarin ducks with white heads and eyebrows sympathize with each other, and the peaches and plums of Qingyang Qirui are in the same heart. Humorous and witty wedding greetings 5 ??

1. We are a pair made in heaven, and now that we are married, we need to tolerate and take care of each other even more in the future. I wish you the best!

2. Don’t say that ten thousand years is too long, and don’t say that eight thousand miles is too far; don’t say that the Nine Heavens is too high, and don’t say that the five oceans are too wide. I wish the couple to be united and the sky to be bright, and may their love last forever! Happy wedding and happy marriage.

3. A perfect marriage, a match made in heaven, a talented man and a beautiful woman, a happy marriage, good luck and wealth, all brought together. I wish you both a happy wedding, a happy marriage, everything goes well, hand in hand, and happiness.

4. Congratulations on finding a good home! Wish you enter the palace of love! I hope you will have a baby soon!

5. The groom is as handsome as a young man, and the bride is as beautiful as a flower. This year, I invite you to have sweet tea, and next year, I will hold you in my arms to see you.

6. I wiped Aladdin’s magic lamp, and the genie came out, so I said to the genie: Please let my brother and my sister-in-law be in love and love forever! Let’s grow old together!

7. The man finally figured it out, and the woman finally looked away. The couplets on the wall and the bridal chamber are warm in spring, and the flowers are blooming and the moon is full, and the fish and water are deeply in love.

8. Today is a great day for love to fly. I wish all the old couples in the world a happy union and the newlyweds a happy marriage.

9. Don’t put suspicion in your heart. Lack of trust will affect your marriage. Don’t lose your temper. Be considerate and warm. You have cultivated a good relationship in this life for hundreds of years. May you cherish your happiness forever. I wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage!

10. Congratulations on finding your soul mate for the first time in your life. Marriage is a major event in life. I believe you will make the wisest decision. With the crystallization of love, you have given birth to a lovely baby. Don’t worry. Forgot to treat me to oily rice!

11. When you bow to heaven and earth, you will be annoyed by your wife; when you bow to the high hall, you sleep on the floor and she sleeps on the bed; when husband and wife bow to each other, they work hard for her and are busy for her; alas, you are a sheep and she is a wolf.

12. Congratulations! Saying goodbye to being a bachelor also means that you have really found true love. As your friend, I am really happy and wish you sweetness and happiness!

13. What a great opportunity, cherish and respect your uniqueness. I really envy you. I wish you a happy wedding, good luck, and sweet love!

14. A paper tiger and a Mickey Mouse, light flowers and candles, and live together; one becomes a husband and the other a future mother, Lululu, so happy! I wish the young couple a happy marriage!

15. Loving someone is a silly thing. Why am I still stubborn! It is very quick to forget someone. Why do I still keep your shadow!

16. I wish you are like the golden wind and jade dew, winning countless victories in the world! May the love between you two be long and lasting, and may you love each other day and night!

17. The drums and basins are used to sing, the harps and harp are singing in harmony, the cups and cups are exchanged and the two hearts are in harmony, the drums and basins are rejoicing and we dance together in drunkenness, forever and ever, at the beginning of the bridal chamber, the drums and basins are used to celebrate the wedding. Blessings, love may grow old.

18. After working hard for half a life and contributing for decades, on this spring day when flowers are blooming, I congratulate you on your remarriage. As the saying goes, "Smoking is infinitely good, and daylilies are fragrant in the evening"!

19. Taking wedding leave, drinking wedding wine, and entering the bridal chamber are the three major joys in life. My dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding! Humorous and witty wedding greetings 6

1. The man finally figured it out, and the woman finally saw it. Although falling in love makes people mature, marriage can make people progress!

2. The sound of firecrackers brings joy to all people, the beauties are surrounded by flowers, the groom’s eyebrows are filled with joy, the parents-in-law hand over their hands and are happy, red couplets and red posts, the prosperous people express their happiness with envy and jealousy I hate you, but I send you my sincere blessings: grow old together and have a son soon.

3. When the groom married the bride, the bridesmaid said shockingly: The goods have been sold and will not be returned or exchanged.

The groom made a shocking remark: Do you have three guarantees?

4. One is water and the other is milk. From now on, you will be in love with each other; one will be blessed and the other will be rich. From now on, you will be blessed as mandarin ducks; love is boundless and love is endless. I wish you love forever.

5. May love overflow in your sweet life, so that every day in the future will be as brilliant and joyful as today! Overflowing in the heaven of joy, covered with sparkling moonlight, I can sigh: I only envy the mandarin ducks but not the immortals.

6. This is a day worth celebrating. Today, you finally succeeded in selling yourself. It’s not easy. For this reason, I will set off firecrackers and eat wedding candy for you today, and finally tell the groom: The goods have been sold.

7. I wish you a happy marriage, happiness, everlasting passion, and a long life together!

8. The road is far away, the boat is long, and the chatter is endless. The wind is gentle, the moon is bright, and love for life is true love. The mountains are high and the water is rippling. It’s hard to finish the words of love and sweetness. Flowers are gorgeous, rain is shining? I will accompany you wherever you go.

9. Let this lingering verse ring the bell of happiness. May you two stay in love forever and grow old together!

10. Bless you and laugh for you, because today, my heart is as joyful and happy as yours! I wish you a happy marriage! Grow old together!

11. Marriage is the tomb of love, but don’t be sad. Everyone will eventually go to the grave. Don’t worry, Amen!

12. I hope that your future days will be as full of laughter and joy as today.

13. I heard that you got married recently. The bride is a perfect match for you. She has a plump figure and fair and rosy skin, so everyone says that you are a perfect couple.

14. I wish you a happy union forever! Happy wedding, sweet marriage!

15. It’s not a rare match, but a good match is rare. It’s not a thousand-year love, but it’s beautiful and romantic. Special day, special you, special blessings, in the words, in the mind, in the heart: the bride is beautiful, the groom is handsome, happy wedding!

16. Firecrackers played festive songs, fine wine overflowed with blessings, red candles illuminated the hall, and golden bottles matched each other to drink acacia wine. A talented man and a beautiful woman make a perfect match for a lifetime. On your wedding day, my blessings are accompanied by snowflakes and fall beside you. I wish you sweet love, eternal unity, and eternity.

17. Entering the palace of marriage, your life will be fragrant from now on. Please hide your happiness deeply, package your happiness, forget your worries and sorrows, and seize the opportunity to live forever. I wish you a happy marriage and a child soon.

18. Riding thousands of miles together on a horse, we plant roses and hundred-day incense. It’s the time when the birds are singing and the swallows are dancing. The sun is in harmony, and the flowers are blooming and the moon is full. Today, we are married. We will spend our lives depicting beautiful pictures, appearance, soul, bodybuilding, talent, career, and romance. Wish you a lifetime. happiness!

19. Seeing you holding hands and having sex through hardships, your happiness makes others envious. See you overflowing with joy in heaven. Humorous and witty wedding greetings 7

1. Brother and sister-in-law, congratulations on entering the palace of love. I wish you a happy and sweet marriage, eternal love, and a beautiful life together! Brother, happy wedding!

2. May you two embrace each other with love, understand and care for each other, and share the pain and joy in the future together. I wish you a happy and lasting marriage!

3. I wish my brother and sister-in-law to grow old together, have a son soon, and be loving as a couple. I wish you all the best in your new life! Live happily!

4. Brother, I have been waiting for this moment for too long. You finally married your sister-in-law. Remember to take good care of your sister-in-law in the future and don’t make her angry. And please. Remember to be as good to me as you are to me. You must cherish this love like a treasure. Finally, I wish you a happy marriage, happiness, and a smile!

5. I wish my brother and sister-in-law a long life together, a son soon, and a loving husband and wife.

6. Love each other and be happy forever, share the same virtue and heart, and happiness will last forever. May your love be deeper than the sea!

7. A tree blooms with fragrant green branches, and a pool of spring water shows new beauty. A newlywed couple stood in the hall, and a pair of parents were happy. One cup of tea will last a lifetime of love, one exchange of worship will last a lifetime of love. From now on, the mandarin ducks bathe in love in the river, and the plaice dance together. I wish you a happy wedding and eternal love.

8. I wish you a happy union forever! Happy wedding, sweet marriage!

9. I wish you love each other forever and live a beautiful life hand in hand!

10. The state of mutual love is mutual insatiability. I wish the newlyweds to truly love each other and stay together forever! Congratulations on your wedding anniversary! Humorous and witty wedding greetings 8

1. If you can’t afford a BMW, you can ride a big horse. If you can’t afford a banquet, you can kill a rooster. If you can’t find a master of ceremonies, you can ask your aunt. If you can’t afford a wedding, you can have one. Xiaoxi can't find a priest to be her husband. Marriage is not just a trivial matter!

2. May the singing of joy always accompany you, may your married life be filled with joy and cheerfulness, and may you be bathed in endless happy years forever. I wish you a happy wedding.

3. Conflicts may be inevitable. Making more money may not necessarily win the right to speak, although the economic foundation determines the superstructure. The book says that marriage is the grave of love, because without marriage, love will die without a place to rest.

4. Hand over the passbook password readily, successfully collect the love letter of first love, and use the feat of marriage to bring the greatest encouragement to all singles!

5. Let us be enthusiastic, full of expectations, and strongly congratulate a good man on his happy life from now on - the grand opening!

6. This year’s wedding night will be a lavish night, and next year I will give birth to a fat baby.

7. The spring breeze brings joy to the heart, and the couplet reflects the beauty of the flowers. Red flowers hold a pair of people, and blue silk holds two hearts. First, I bow to my parents to express my deep gratitude, and then I bow to heaven and earth to express my sincere gratitude. Stay with each other in this life, and be happy together in this life. I sincerely wish you a happy wedding.

8. Let go and break away from the boring single aristocracy; take a step forward and enter the happy world of two people. Congratulations, you have officially entered the holy marriage hall! I wish you a happy married life from now on!

9. Congratulations, congratulations, a passionate age, a hot summer, a hot wedding; all the sincere gift packages are given to you, love is as sweet as honey, and we have a tacit understanding until we grow old together. , the baby will be born at home next year.

10. Hold Cupid’s arrow with sincerity, hold each other’s hand with a lifelong vow, walk on the red carpet in splendid clothes and robes, and happiness will keep you in mind from now on. Please accept my heartfelt wishes: I wish you a happy marriage and may happiness be sweeter than honey!

11. May my brother be like Isaac, honest and courageous, trustworthy and obedient, like an eagle with soaring wings; may my sister be like Rebekah, gentle, kind, hard-working and talented, and bear fruit vine.

12. Looking forward to the long road of marriage, planning for the ever-increasing prices of oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, mutual care and support, willingly accepting every greeting and comfort, every handover of wages. of happiness.

13. I bless you in the name of love, and may the flower of love bloom forever in your hearts. I bless you in the name of time, and may the feelings of love never change as time goes by. Happy wedding!

14. May your love life be like the fruit of the fig tree gradually ripening; and like the grapevine blossoming and releasing its fragrance, as a testimony of the fragrance of Christ, and together with the heavens and heavens, may you tell God every day and night deeds and glory!

15. Sing for happiness, congratulate you on the wedding, think about life for happiness, feel for life, and spend it together in the end of the world. A song at the wedding, the romance flies by, and from then on, the world ends and this life, a happy life.

16. Make money first after marriage, pay attention to your health at work, I wish the whole family happiness, have a baby soon, and good luck! Happy wedding!

17. I am very happy to work and struggle with you. I will not forget the days when we were in the same boat through thick and thin.

18. At this wonderful moment when you are starting a family and starting a business, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years! Happy marriage, sweet marriage! Give birth to a son!

19. Good days, good luck, good fate, take good care of your partner, good mood, good luck. Humorous and witty wedding greetings 9

1. May you two be in love with each other, with deep affection, eternal love in this life, and love that will grow day by day.

2. The love of the groom, the love of the bride, congratulations to the newlyweds on their happy wedding, the harmony of the luan and the phoenix.

3. May your home be as beautiful and harmonious as the Garden of Eden, on earth as it is in heaven!

4. The union of sincere love is the purest of all unions. I wish you all the best.

5. Congratulations on entering the palace of love. Wishing you a happy marriage!

6. He is the lyrics, you are the score, and the two of you are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven, the luan and the phoenix sing in harmony.

7. May all lovers in the world get married eventually. It is destined to be a happy marriage in the previous life. Happy wedding! What a happy marriage!

8. The bridal chamber is full of flowers and candles, and the mandarin ducks are proud of each other, and the love between husband and wife is so passionate!

9. The sea is dry and the rocks are broken, but we are united forever; the earth is vast and the sky is high, our wings are flying together.

10. In these beautiful days, you two will always have the same love, as the saying goes! Happy wedding! ;