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March 14th, Yongzheng three years.
Yin Zhen picked up Yunchan's letter, glanced at it, threw it aside, and just looked at it with a passbook. I don't know what I wrote to vent my anger. The DPRK has been preoccupied recently, and I really don't have time to pay attention to him.
March 21st, Yongzheng three years.
"Martell of Yunchan passed away yesterday. The emperor once rebuked Prince Lian for burning pearls, gold and silver utensils and other things for his mother's funeral, which was extravagant and wasteful. On October 21st, the first year of Yongzheng, the following edict was issued:-In the future, the Eight Banners will hold a funeral in the name of feeding porridge, prepare more pigs and sheep, and it is forbidden to put big dishes. Offenders will be prosecuted-I want to make the funeral more luxurious, so I specially attended the emperor's performance ... "Yin Zhen suddenly.
Andrew Wang, who just walked into the room to pay his respects, was surprised. He had never seen his brother so rude and immediately asked, "Brother, what happened?" Yin Zhen eyes fixed, the along while still didn't speak, just the body seems to be trembling slightly.
Huang Hongfa quickly picked up the hot tea on the table and handed it to Yin Zhen. "Brother, have some tea first." Said the eyes glanced at the ink-stained passbook on the table, and a line immediately jumped into Huang Hong's eyes. "... Martell passed away yesterday ..." Strong with his heart, his hand shook and a small cup fell to the ground.
Yin Zhen woke up, jumped up from the dragon chair and said to himself, "I don't believe it. I can't believe she hates me so much. " Said suddenly wake up, rummaging through the bookshelf, a passbook was thrown to the ground, grabbed the letter with the words-personal revelation of the emperor, Yin Zhen opened the envelope with trembling hands. Another envelope-the emperor kissed it-when he was no longer familiar with the handwriting, Yin Zhen was black at the moment and shook his body. Huang Hongfa was busy holding it. His eyes blurred when he saw the envelope in his brother's hand.
On the night of March 21st, the first year of Yongzheng.
In the empty yard, only a few faint candlelight flickered faintly, and Yunchan didn't know where to hide. The guide saluted Huang Hongfa and said, "I'm the only one at the wake, because I said Fujin was happy and quiet, not …" Behind Huang Hongfa, Yin Zhen, traveling incognito, said coldly, "Shut up! There is no Fujin here. " Guards shivered, don't understand why thirteen ye's entourage is more spectacular than thirteen ye, and the whole body is cold and threatening. I don't want to stay in this gloomy yard for a long time, so I immediately bowed to Huang Hong and excused myself.
Yunchan sat on the floor in the corner, a little surprised. She tightened the golden hairpin she had been holding in her hand, stuffed it back into her arms, picked up the hip flask on the ground and took a long drink, caressing the jar in her arms. If Xi, he came after all!
Yin Zhen stared at the white curtain outside the mourning hall for a long time. Huang Hongfa is also stupefied. Last time we broke up, we thought we could come and see her. There is always a chance to get together again. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be farewell. I feel so sad when I think of this place. I feel that the saddest person at this time is not myself. I quickly steadied myself and whispered, "fourth brother, let's go in!" " Yin Zhen, and step by step.
There is only one memorial tablet in the mourning hall, and there is no coffin. Yin Zhen's grief and surprise suddenly gave birth to a glimmer of hope. Maybe she didn't leave, but it's just. Thinking of this, she turned to find Yunchan and shouted, "Yunchan, come out and see me!" "
Yunchan stared at Yin Zhen standing by the white candle and said simply, "I'm here." Yin Zhen and Huang Hongwang looked at the vague shadows sitting in the dark. Huang Hong asked, "Fourteenth brother, why don't you look at the coffin, just at the memorial tablet?" Yunchan got up and went to the table, put the porcelain jar in the back of the tablet and said, "If Xi is here."
Yin Zhen didn't react Chen Yun's meaning at the moment. When he understood, he was angry and sad, so tired that he was shaking and ready to fall. Huang Hongfa quickly grabbed him and asked, "14th brother, what's the matter?" Yun Chan said lightly, "What's the matter? I cremated Ruoxi's body! " Yin Zhen was sad and angry. He gave Yun-shen a slap in the face. Huang Hong quickly stopped and advised, "Brother, calm down first. Brother 14 would never do this to Ruoxi. Ask clearly. "
YunChan sneer at several channels: "Are you in a hurry now? Why did you go early? Do you know Ruoxi has been waiting for you for several days? Who are you doing this for now? " Yin Zhen scolded: "You are like this yourself, and you still come to talk to me?"
Huang Hongfa said, "Because your handwriting is on the envelope, your brother misunderstood that you wrote a letter to provoke me, so he threw it aside and didn't read it in time." Yunchan's face changed slightly. He stayed for a while and said, "Even if the letter hasn't arrived, this room is full of your spies. Won't they tell you anything? "
Yin Zhen said nothing and stared at Yunchan bitterly. Huang Hongfa sighed bitterly: "You deliberately made so many tricks that your brother didn't want to hear anything anymore. Do you still want to ask? "
Yunchan turned pale and murmured, "So that's it!" Before jumping to Ruoxi memorial tablet, he cried, "I didn't mean to, I didn't mean to let you down. That time, under the plum blossom tree, I really deliberately induced you to do intimate things for people who were peeping in the forest, just because I was depressed and wanted to lose my temper with my brother. But then I didn't mean to. I just really like chatting with you. Like when I was a child, I became very peaceful and slept soundly. Although through the screen, I can know that you are sleeping quietly and my heart is ... "
Yin Zhen shouted, "Shut up!" Huang Hongfa looked at Ruoxi's memorial tablet with a sad face. Why does God always play tricks on people? Even hatred has nowhere to go. "Why on earth ... are you so cruel?" I won't let my brother see her. Yun Zen said, "This is what Ruoxi wants." "She kept begging me to find a windy day to disperse her with the wind and set her free. She said she didn't want to smell bad. She didn't want to stay in the dark underground. She would be bitten by ... insects. "
Yin Zhen and Huang Hong were stunned. Huang Hongfa choked back his sadness and said, "This strange but somewhat absurd remark was made by Ruoxi." Yin Zhen stared at Ruoxi's memorial tablet and reached for the porcelain jar. The cold tentacles made him retract his hand at once. What is pain?
It took me a long time to restrain my trembling, gently stroking the porcelain jar, and the tears in my heart shook a little, gnawing at my heart, and I didn't feel pain. I only know that since then, my heart is no longer complete, and the middle is empty.
Yin Zhen suddenly picked up the magnetic pot and said, "Let's go!" Yunchan stopped him with an arrow and said, "If Sunglow is my blessing now, you can't take her away." Yin Zhen said flatly, "It's up to me whether you are lucky or not. It's not your turn to talk. I didn't let Ruoxi's name be recorded in the genealogy. You're not even married. " Yunchan growled, "I didn't see Emperor Ama leave for the last time, and I didn't see my mother leave for the last time. Now you want to take me away from Fujin, you are so cruel! "
Yin Zhen sneered: "I am bullying you, so what?" Yun Chen was shaking with anger, and Huang Hong quickly said, "Fourteenth brother, please understand my brother's mood now. Moreover, I think Ruoxi is more willing to go with his brother. " YunChan laughed and said, "What a joke! What do you want to come out for? "
I don't know when, Qiao Hui, who was standing by the door, said simply, "Grandpa 14, please let the emperor take the young lady away! Miss is willing. " After saluting Yin Zhen, he said, "Your Majesty, please come with your handmaiden."
Yin Zhen followed. Huang Hongfa looked at Yunchan's pale face and said, "If you really take Ruoxi as a friend, don't quarrel with your brother again, especially in front of her. Her predicament in this life has always been for myna and for you. Now that she's gone, do you still want to make her sad? " Chen Yun was silent for a while, then Huang Hong patted him on the shoulder and turned to chase Yin Zhen.
Qiaohui pointed to the rattan chair under the wisteria frame in the courtyard and said, "Miss loves to sit here and meditate. She can stay still all day. " Entering the room and looking at the desk, she said, "Miss spends a long time practicing calligraphy every day until her hands are really exhausted." He opened the big box beside the table and said, "These are all words practiced by the young lady."
Yin Zhen carefully put the magnetic pot in her arms on the table, picked up one and looked at it by the candle. These are all her own handwriting, but they are not necessarily. The pen is full of acacia, and every word is affectionate. She poured all her lovesickness on her pen.
Huang Hongfa read an article, sighed lightly and packed a big box. Why can he still love without scruple after leaving?
Qiaohui held out a bag of things and said blankly, "Miss didn't say how to deal with these things." I wanted to keep it, but I thought it might be better to give it to the emperor. "
Yin Zhen opened the parcel, picked up the slender red cloth next to the jewelry box and untied it. It was a white arrow. It seems to have been touched thousands of times. The whole shaft is very smooth. Yin Zhen slightly surprised for a while, suddenly react. His heart, which he thought could not hurt any more, stung again, and he collapsed in the chair. Yin Zhen held the arrow tightly. "Did she say anything before she left?" Qiaohui said, "I have nothing to say to the emperor." Yin Zhen sighed, tears in his heart finally flooded his eyes, turned his head and said, "Go out first, I want to be alone with Ruoxi."
Yun Xiang and Qiao Hui hurried out, and Qiao Hui whispered to Yun Xiang, "Thirteenth Master, I have something for you." When they entered Qiaohui's room, Qiaohui lit the lamp, took out a letter and a piece of cloth from his pocket and handed it to Yunxiang. Yunxiang frowned more and more. After reading the letter, she went out and burned the letter on the candle. Take a look at the cloth, sigh lightly and hold it in your arms.
Qiao Hui came out with a mahogany box. "Young lady, there is no money left. Let me give half of these things to Wang Xi's father-in-law, but ... "Yun Xiang said," If Wang Xi leaves soon after sunrise and falls into the water and drowns, he won't need the money any more. " Qiao Hui paused for a moment, and then whispered, "But when Miss Li finished writing this, she sighed and said that Wang Xi was a clever man. These are probably useless. To his parents and younger brother! " Yunxiang nodded. "Your brother gave Wang Qian a lot."
Yun Xiang looked at Qiao Hui and asked softly, "What are your plans in the future?" (Qiao Hui said, "Both the master and the young lady left a lot of belongings for the handmaiden. The young lady said that she would do whatever the handmaiden wanted. But the handmaiden is willing to serve princess trying. Miss Li left a piece of jade for Gege. " Yun Xiang nodded: "I wanted to take you home, but I didn't want to force you. It's better if you want to. " I'm not afraid. If I want to win it back, no one will take care of her. "
March of Yongzheng four years
Yu Yun and Yu Yun cut off their ancestral records, their descendants removed their yellow belts, and their women with achievements were also removed from their achievements. Yi Yun and Yi Yun were renamed by Yinde, commander-in-chief of Zhenglan Banner, and included in the vice consul's request for instructions. Objective: "When you are convenient, you wrote Chu Zong, the name of Yunchen and the famous works of the descendants of Iraq;" "Yun Shi and his son's names were also written by Yun Shi himself." On 12 this month, he changed his name to "Aquinas", which means "Fish on the Mountain", and renamed his son "Treasure Bodhisattva", praying that Yongzheng would be as merciful as a Bodhisattva and avoid his death. Yuncan refused to change her name. On May 14, Yongzheng renamed Yunchan "Seth Black", which means "nuisance".
August of Yongzheng four years
Ministers of the Kings, Baylor, Beizi, Gong and Man Hanwu discussed and played 40 pieces of "Aqina", 28 pieces of "Sai Si Hei" and "Sai Si Hei" 14. King and others, please give Aquinas, Seth Black and Yunchan appropriate punishment as a warning to the eternal courtiers.
Yin Zhen ordered Seth Black to return to Beijing to set a crime, and Yunchan laughed and waded all the way. Yin Zhen was very angry. He was imprisoned in Baoding and was under strict supervision.
Yin Yan was imprisoned in a small room surrounded by high walls. The back door of Yi Yin's residence was immediately closed, including Lazar. The yard is guarded by officers and men in shifts day and night. During Yi Yin's imprisonment, daily food and drinks were provided according to the prisoner's example.
Sitting in a dark room, Yun Sheng with long hair said with a smile, "Thirteen brothers are unhappy in Beijing. Why did they come here? " Jiu Ge, who used to be pampered, was sallow and his room stinked. The only thing that hasn't changed is her stubbornness between her eyebrows and eyes. Yunxiang's original hatred dissipated, and she said simply, "I have been entrusted by someone to send something to Tian Wen."
Yun Chen looked at the small porcelain vase handed in from the small window and said, "Crane is red." Allow chan one leng, busy stretched out his hand and took it, "why? Has the emperor tortured enough? Finally willing to give us a good time? " Yun Xiang said, "How can your brother forgive you so easily? If it weren't for you, how could Redstone be alienated from his brother and son? How did Yutan die? What if Zhaoxia's child can be healthy? How could she choose to leave her brother? Even in the end, heaven and man are separated forever. It hurts us to bear five points, and you did it! "
Yun Chen smiled and threw away the bottle in his hand. "Then who are you here for?" Yunxiang said, "Ruoxi gave it to me." Yunchen paused and said, "How long has she been gone?" Yun Xiang said, "She said she only did it for her sister, and you can still hate her." If you are willing to accept the kindness of Yutan, you can leave the medicine; You can give it back to me if you don't want to. "
Women give themselves only two purposes, one is to wear, and the other is to be a tool to win people's hearts and spy on news. He knows exactly what these women think of him. Tan, does he seem to understand and don't seem to understand, or can he understand but can't?
In the ice and snow, a thin girl who was drawn blood by a whip but refused to let go; Holding a pen, a handsome girl who was suddenly scared and trembling by herself was in her arms; Standing in the corner of the palace wall, silently watching his maid-in-waiting.
After a long silence, she whispered, "I know!" " Yunxiang threw a piece of cloth from the small window, glanced at Yunchan and said, "Don't pass here!" "
Yunchen waited until Yunxiang's footsteps disappeared for a long time before picking up the cloth. "... Yutan doesn't regret it! No complaints! ..... "No regrets! No complaints! Why not? Why? Allow chan burst out laughing, if the sunrise, you are not the kui is a woman of old four, more malicious than him! He can only torture our bodies, and I'm still laughing, but I'm dead. But you make me uneasy about dying, so I have to regret and pity.
On August 27th, Yi Yin died at the age of 43.
September of Yongzheng four years
Yun Zuoba toyed with the small porcelain bottle in his hand and asked with a smile, "Won't the emperor blame you for helping us again and again?" Yunxiang smiled faintly: "I'll tell my brother later, which means Ruoxi is dying. Even if he is angry, his brother won't say anything. " After all, your brother didn't even satisfy Ruoxi's wish to see him one last time. Such a small wish will never disappoint Ruoxi again. "
Yun Sasakawa was silent for a moment and said, "If I can keep my whole body after I leave, please bury Minghui's ashes with me. If they are ashes, please scatter her with me! " I can't stay with her forever, but I hope I can realize her wish after I die. "YunXiang sour in my heart, hard nodded.
Yunzuo hesitated: "Wang Hong ..." Yun Xiang said solemnly: "Brother won't punish Wang Hong." After thinking for a while, he said, "starling, please rest assured that I will take care of him every day."
"I can't repay everything that Brother Thirteen has done for me in my life!" Yunsui said. After finishing the gown, I gave Yun Xiang a big gift. Yunxiang was so anxious that she said to the window, "starling, don't!"
After the ceremony, Yin Gui turned to face the wall and sat down, never looking back. The hair is not messy, and the back is thin but still straight.
Yun Xiang stared for a long time, saluted Yu Yunjing, and then turned away.
On September 14, Yu Yun died at the age of 46.
May of the eighth year of Yongzheng
Prince Yi Yun died, and Yin Zhen ordered the restoration of his original name, Yun Xiang. The imperial edict lists the merits and demerits of Yun Xiang's life and deserves to enjoy the ancestral temple. Posthumous title said that his moral character is noble. He added the words "loyalty, sincerity, diligence, prudence and honesty" to the posthumous title, and built a cemetery for Yunxiang with the savings of his own residence.
Thirty of the twelfth lunar month in the eighth year of Yongzheng
The light gathered back to the west, and the sunset Shimada Hanzo behind the clouds scattered red, orange and gold, reflecting the clouds like melted gold and cavitating half the sky into a sea of fire. He shook off the red Zhu Tongdan and splashed countless bright spots on the undulating glazed tiles and golden roofs of the Forbidden City. During the day, the solemn Forbidden City is shrouded in a golden glow, just like a beautiful sky.
Yin Zhen stood on the top of Jingshan Mountain, bathed in gentle warm light, overlooking the Forbidden City at his feet, but there was nothing in the depths of his eyes, just like the sky in the desert: far away and lonely.
Love and hate are gone, only he is left.
note:
In November of the 13th year of Yongzheng, Yin Zhen died at the age of 58. Sejong, the temple name, was buried in Qing Xiling in March of the second year of Qianlong.
Ten sons of the Holy Father allowed me to work for two years, and I was released and named lord protector. Qianlong died six years later and was buried with Beizi.
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