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There are many mistakes in Han Fuju's speech, which can be said to be full of jokes. Please select three mistakes to analyze and correct.
1. What's the weather like today? What is the weather like today? It's not the weather today, so you don't match well. )
2. Today is a fine day for a speech. -Today is a good day for a speech.
The people attending the meeting were all lush (lush describes plants), and I was cold (very moved).
There are quite a few people here today. It seems that there are about eight fifths (five eighths). Those who have been here will not be mentioned. If not, please raise your hand. You can't see it unless it appears. )
Madam President, please (invite) me to your school today. I feel lucky (honored) that I stand out from the crowd (inappropriate words, want to say something different), which makes me feel very high (inappropriate words, want to say nervous).
What are you laughing at? Brother (generation) I am a lout and can't compare with all of you (repeat).
7. All of you (repeat) are students and can speak English (foreign languages) in seven or eight countries.
8. You all crawled out of the fence (without a mouth), and I crawled out of the barrel of a gun.
9. Although I'm talking nonsense, I can fight shirtless.
10. I didn't intend to speak today, but when I came, you were very welcome (enthusiastic). I want to speak (noun use), so I'll tell you something about him!
Three tenths. I'm bored. I don't know what I'm thinking when answering such a low-level question!
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