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Please ask for the song "Selling Watermelons" on Da Zhang Wei's Variety Show, not the original singer, just his and Shen Ling's version
The original song is Rihanna's "umbrella" and Pu Shu's "Those Flowers"
Variety Big Show Version
Shen Ling: hello china I am rihanna I come to China to sell watermelons, please give me some applause. Rihanna. Hackberry is here. My name is Rihanna. I come to China to sell watermelons. This watermelon is sweeter and grittier than Andy Lau. It used to sell for 998. Now it’s a shocking price and only sells for one yuan and eighty. Are you still here? What are you waiting for, who will buy my watermelon, watermelon, watermelon? Who will buy my watermelon? p>
Shen Ling: Please speak louder
Da Zhangwei: @#! $ ?%......amp; *
Shen Ling: No one can hear you What to say
Da Zhangwei: amp; ^*? ^# $! @#
Shen Ling: ohno ohno How do you eat pears?
Da Zhangwei: ^$! #@?%……amp;
Shen Ling: Oh my god, I can’t cooperate with you. Bye Pu Shu, bye.
Da Zhangwei: Don’t be afraid if you have athlete’s foot. Come and eat this big food. Most people don’t tell me that watermelon feels like flying since I ate it. Hey, guess what, mom doesn’t have to worry about my studies anymore
Shen Ling: Hey, who was shouting just now? Hey, Pu Shu, look good. Don’t you want to introduce this watermelon to everyone?
Da Zhangwei: What you said reminds me of my big watermelon, which is low-key and luxurious. It tastes so good that I can eat three of them in one bite. Lala come and buy a big watermelon. Hurry up and call the phone at the bottom of the screen to order.
He: If you have athlete’s foot, don’t be afraid. Come and eat this big watermelon. Most people don’t know that it feels like flying since eating it. Hey, guess what? Mom no longer has to worry about my studies. 800168 6868 Send all the way
(The above lyrics are memorized sentence by sentence after watching the video, so there should be no mistakes. I hope it can help you)
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