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The tortoise and the rabbit race ... the rabbit quickly ran to the front. ..

The tortoise saw a snail crawling slowly .. and said to him, come up, I'll carry you. ..

Then, the snail came up. ..

After a while, the tortoise saw another ant and said to him, come up, too. ..

So the ants came up. .

When the ant came up, he saw the snail on it and greeted him.

Do you know what the snail said?

Snail said: hurry up, this turtle is so fast. ...

A room full of rabbits.

One night, an old friend I haven't contacted for a long time made a long-distance call from Beijing and invited me to her "love question and answer" with a smile. Seeing that she was in such high spirits, I readily agreed. She gave me something:

The house, the rabbit, the tiger and myself, let me make up a story intuitively.

I thought about it and said, "There is a tiger chasing me. I was so scared that I quickly threw the rabbit to the tiger and ran into the house to hide myself ... "

The old friend smiled and said, "Wow, you are really a conservative! To tell you the truth, the tiger represents your husband or wife, the rabbit represents your lover, and the house represents your family. It seems that you are a housewife and it is unlikely that you will have an affair in the future. "

After hearing what she said, I felt quite satisfied, so I repeatedly said, "That's it!" " The old friend suddenly said mysteriously on the phone, "Hey, ask your boyfriend this question and see what he says ..."

I think, yes, now is the time to test him. Boyfriend comes back from work. As soon as he stepped into the house, I greeted him and pulled him to the sofa and sat down. I can't wait to know his answer to this question, which is what I expect. Who knows his story became:

"In the forest, I saw a tiger chasing a rabbit. I quickly opened the door, let the rabbit run in and hide, and then drove the tiger away ... "

After listening to my boyfriend's story, I was not only disappointed, but also sad. I kept calling him heartless, but he was puzzled. After hearing my angry explanation, my boyfriend smiled. He gently pointed his finger at my forehead and said, "Oh, who told you to be a tigress?" Can't you be gentle? "Looking at my boyfriend's serious expression, I said to myself," Yes, why do you want to be a tigress! " "

The next day after work, my boyfriend smiled all the way home. I asked him what made him so happy. He laughed almost out of breath and said, "There is no happy event, but do you know how our boss made up that story?" I shook my head.

He said, I was walking on the road and saw a fierce tigress. I learned from the hero Song Wu and killed her. When I get home and open the door, wow! A room full of rabbits! "

A teacher of philosophy department only took one application in the mid-term exam …

& gt The topic is "What is courage? 」

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& gt Just when everyone is writing hard ~ ~ ~

& gt A classmate handed in a paper ~ ~ ~ He didn't write it!

& gt But he only wrote five words, "This is courage ..."

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& gt By the end of the final exam ~ ~ The teacher still only took one question …

& gt absolutely! ~ ~ ~ ~ But it's definitely the back …

& gt The topic this time is "This is the topic, please answer". What a strange topic!

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& gt everyone still can't write ~ ~ ~ but that student will hand in his paper soon ~ ~ ~

& gt what did he write this time?

& gt He wrote, "This is the answer, please give points ..."

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& gt teacher was very angry. He shouted:

& gt Rabbit, come here. I have two questions for you.

& gt If you answered the first question, you don't have to answer the second question ... "

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& gt Teacher: "How many hairs do you have? 」

& gt classmate: "123,601. 」

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& gt Teacher: "How do you know? 」

& gt classmate: "There is no need to answer this question. 」

& gt Legend has it that a professor in the literature department is famous for his difficult students.

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& gt One day, he told his students a very depressing topic: composition (including nobility and love).

& gt The students thought very hard, but one student handed in his homework the next day.

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& gt When the professor saw his homework, he collapsed. There is only one sentence in the composition: "The princess is pregnant."

Professor & gt is naturally very angry. He called the student and asked him to join the science fiction element.

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& gt Students happily added a sentence in front, which read: "Princess Aquarius is pregnant."

Professor & gt was furious and asked the students to add suspense elements.

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& gt Students happily added another sentence at the back, which became: "The princess of Aquarius is pregnant. Who did it? "

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Professor & gt ran away like a madman, and finally he killed people with a killer? Students are required to add religious elements.

& gt The students walked away in embarrassment, and the professor looked at his victory triumphantly and smiled.

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& gt The next day, the students happily handed their completed manuscript to the professor, who fainted after reading it. The article is like this.

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& gt Princess Aquarius is pregnant, my God! ! ! , who did it?