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Interesting and humorous sentences about summer vacation

1, I'm so depressed to take my children out to play in the summer vacation. 2. Go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less and exercise more; Do homework, practice painting and calligraphy, and take time to learn something else; Increase knowledge, learn culture, learn more, and increase talents. Bless you: you are in a good mood, everything goes well, and you are safe and happy. I wish you a happier career in by going up one flight of stairs! 4. Don't tell me about school, which will hurt your feelings. 5, the summer vacation is coming, the holiday is long, the arrangement is clever, and the plan is wonderful: go out less, stay at home more, surf the Internet less, and exercise more; Do homework, practice painting and calligraphy, and take time to learn something else; Increase knowledge, learn culture, learn more, and increase talents. Bless you: you are in a good mood, everything goes well, and you are safe and happy. 6. Give up loving you and keep looking for someone who can find me. School is about to start. If any of you dare to disturb my homework, I will play with you. 8. When I was young and ignorant, I felt that feelings were a lifetime thing. Now I can finally understand that some feelings are really only temporary. 9. Mr. Summer vacation, I was wrong. Let's not break up. Let's start over. 10, summer vacation, like a gorgeous rainbow, seven colors of light, pure and shining, seven lights, seven moods. 1 1. All kinds of festivals mean nothing to me except holidays. 12, this summer vacation is not fun but fast and hot! 13, moldy shoes, moldy brooms, a moldy quilt pillow and a moldy dormitory. 14, do I have a negative attitude towards summer homework? Can I cancel my qualification to do it? 15, in all my travels, Daocheng is the most desolate one. Sadly, it is closest to life. 16, the summer vacation is really short, not in two periods. 17, after a summer vacation, nothing has changed. Thick legs. 18, staying in bed is the minimum respect for summer vacation. 19, a backpack, some books, all my favorite songs, a one-way ticket and a unique heart. 20. On the way carrying a backpack, I met many people, heard many stories and saw the travel scenery. In this way, I slowly learned to grow. 2 1, there is no favorite person at school, so there is really no motivation to go to school. 22, boring summer vacation is just to pass the time 23, finally summer vacation, no books, no papers, no teachers. Only free time, favorite snacks, good TV and super happy me. 24, we are so persistent to travel, just because life is only once. 25, test paper jun, stop it, I have a summer vacation. 26, people must go out for a walk more. You don't know how comfortable it is to stay at home unless you go out for a walk. 27. Mature feelings need time to wait for their fruits, but we have always lacked patience. I said I would give you time, but I didn't tell you that waiting also has a shelf life. 28. Aunt, lend it to your daughter, and I'll give it back to your two grandchildren next year. 29. The good times are coming to an end. I really don't want to go to school when I think of this happy time for more than a month. 30. The baby told me, Mom, you haven't taken me out to play for a long time! ! I am going to take her out today. Hey, what are you waiting for? Let's get dressed and go out! 3 1. If you don't find beautiful eyes and travel around the world, you will only be tired to your feet, but your heart will not be happy at all. 32、? What are you going to take to school when school starts? ? ? A brave heart and a body that can withstand destruction. Halfway through the summer vacation, I feel so scared. 34. I used to think that school uniforms were the most carefree children. 35. At the beginning of school, put the lucky star in the wishing bottle, hang the paper crane on the wishing tree and write down the words of blessing. They carry the most sincere wishes. May you be happy forever! 36. Achievements are just clouds, and summer vacation is the last word. 37. This winter vacation has passed the temperature of summer vacation, but it has not passed the length of summer vacation. 38. Looking up is confused, looking back is full of vicissitudes, brushing the screen with his head down, and his eyes are still on the table. I can only stay at home and eat old people. 39. Summer vacation is coming, please? Dance? * *, relax? Viscera? Nerve, participation? All kinds? Enjoy the activity? Colorful? Happiness, feelings? Colorful? Happiness! Have a nice holiday! 40, a complete summer = watermelon+air conditioning+cola+full WIFI+ no summer homework! 4 1, I wish you a good day's rest, cool your body, calm your brain, be fresh and in a good mood, and express yourself clearly! Summer vacation is coming, I wish you clear your mind and have a nice holiday! 42. I bought a kite for my daughter when I visited the night market yesterday. I took her out for a run when it was sunny today, and she looked young after some activities. 43. The meaning of travel is not to escape, to have an affair or to show off, but to wash one's soul. 44. Summer vacation is a treasure. When you are in a good mood, you don't have to read a book every day, you don't have to go out and carry a bag, you can sleep late. Occasionally, text messages bother you, just to say hello. By the way, it's sultry and sweaty in summer, and I often wash my pig's feet. Happy summer vacation! 45. Please press the button when you finish your summer homework, press the button when you are halfway done, press the button when you have written a little, and press the button when you have not written at all. I wish you a happy summer vacation, otherwise you will waste this wonderful holiday. 47. Enjoy loneliness. On the way carrying a backpack, I saw many people, heard many stories and saw the scenery of the trip. In this way, I slowly learned to grow. Read travel sentences, talk about mood phrases and have a nice weekend. 48. I find myself more and more like the kind of person I hate, both in words and in character. 49. What sets you apart is your true value. So don't stare at other people's bags and clothes when you go out. What brand can be seen at a glance? Price? Things, usually with? Value? It doesn't matter. What is a person's real skill? Unable to copy? ! 50、? Why did the holiday pass so quickly? ? Because there is no morning!