Ask for some English jokes (with Chinese translation)

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he replied. "You are such a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old lady? "

"She sells sweets."

A good boy.

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? "

"She is a candy seller."

2.

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know-it was the high temperature that killed it.

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Attendant: Yes, sir, I see. It was scalded to death.

3.

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know-it was the high temperature that killed it.

Mr Smith: Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup.

Attendant: Yes, sir, I see. It was scalded to death.