I want chemistry New Year jokes! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

1, Happy New Year. May our days be as red as acid meets litmus in the new year. Our life is as smooth as spontaneous reaction; Our sky is as blue as copper tetrahydrate; Our mood is as colorful as a flame reaction; Our cause, like the fountain reaction, is developing vigorously.

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3. The Year of the Monkey is coming. I want to send you a piece of filter paper to filter out a little trouble for you and leave you great happiness. I want to give you a glass rod, so that it can reconcile your dull life and stir your inner passion; I'll give you a burette to help you get rid of the monotony of one year and meet the glory of tomorrow ... don't abandon its meager, Li H CN Yb is heavy.

I wish you a vibrant new year, with determination like helium, lightness like hydrogen, steadiness like osmium, wealth like gold, disaster relief like oxygen, smile like laughter, good mood like ethanol, tolerance like spherical carbon, and sea capacity like aqua regia! Happy new year!

5. I wish everyone in the new year vitality like cesium, determination like helium, lightness like hydrogen, steadiness like osmium, wealth like gold, disaster like oxygen, laughter like laughing gas, mood like ethanol, and everything in the sea like aqua regia! Happy new year!

6. In the new year, I wish every Lewis acid (alkali) find its own * * * yoke alkali (acid).

7. Happy New Year. I wish you all the best in the new year, just like ferric chloride and sodium thiocyanate, protein and biuret reagent.