A little joke to coax girls (a joke to make girls happy)

One day, I was knocked down by a taxi in the street. At that time, my head was on the front wheel of that taxi, and a female passenger behind me hit me, so I didn't know what had happened. Because I didn't know what happened. Then I thought: I must have been knocked out.

1. The girl called and asked me what it was.

One day, a girl called and said, "Brother, what is this? What is this? " I told her that the gorilla was digging with its claws, and she called me because she was too tired. Then she smiled: "Brother, what is this?" Then she said to me, "This is a toy my parents just bought for our little orangutan."

The girl said that she likes to eat pig's trotters.

One day I had dinner with my wife, and the woman said that she likes to eat pig's trotters. So I took out my mobile phone and took a picture of her. I sent her the photos when I got home. The woman looked at it and said, "trotters, trotters!" " "I gave her another picture, and she said," It's too bitter not to eat trotters. Don't eat trotters in the future. "So I picked up my cell phone and took a picture of the girl. So I wandered around in front of her for a while and threw the photo album into the trash can.

The girl said that she likes to eat stinky tofu.

A friend said to me, "We all like to eat stinky tofu! And I have eaten it many times! " Me: "What do you want?" Friend: "I want a box of stinky tofu for me!" " Me: Tell me you like stinky tofu! " "

The girl asked me why I didn't buy dog skin plaster.

One day, I took a puppy out for a walk. The girl said: Do you want to buy dog skin plaster? I asked: Do you want to buy it? The girl said: no need. Me: Then why don't you buy it?