Super hilarious brain teasers?

Laughing regularly relaxes muscles and helps dissipate excess energy; and joke brain teasers can bring smiles to people. I have compiled them below for you. I hope you like them.

Chapter 1

1. Who wants to have more children? Answer: Children's product manufacturer

2. The last thing a person should do before death What is it? Answer: Take your last breath

3. Transport a ton of wood from upstream to downstream? How big a boat is needed? Answer: No need to float

4. A full passenger plane fell from a height but no one was injured. Why answer: All dead

5. Wang Jing, who graduated from junior high school? Did he study high school and college courses by himself? What is his education level? Answer: Arrogant

6. Long’s son and What is the difference between the sons of a dog? Answer: One is a prince and the other is a dog.

7. What is the difference between fleas and lions? Answer: Have you ever seen fleas on a lion?

8. Everyone is doing something very important on January 1st. Do you remember what it is? Answer: Breathing

9. Who knows the number of stars in the sky best? Answer: God knows

10. Under what circumstances can one mountain accommodate two tigers? Answer: Tigers are in love

11. What does tit for tat mean? Answer: tooth extraction and tooth insertion

12. Wang Jing and Wang Jing died In a secret room, there is only a puddle of water and broken glass on the ground. Please tell me the answer to the cause of their death: They are goldfish

13. What food is produced in the southeast and northwest? Answer: Melon

14. Wang Jinglong She is ugly and has no money, but two handsome men fight to the death to marry her.

Why? Answer: Whoever loses will marry her

15. Why do only female mosquitoes suck blood? Answer: Male mosquitoes have no inconvenience for a few days

16. What can cowards eat to make them brave? Answer: How courageous a dog is

17. When is the second best time? Answer: The boss is not here

18. Why did Guan Gong die so miserably? Answer: A beauty is unlucky

2

1. Which road is the narrowest? Answer: The road between enemies is narrow

2. What cannot be eaten? Answer: "East-West" direction

3. A person walks from Why didn't you fall to your death after falling from the plane? Answer: The plane stopped on the ground

4. What kind of flower blooms all year round? Answer: Plastic flowers

5. Which English letter does most people like to hear? Answer: CD

6. Who never sees a doctor when they are sick? Answer: Blind person

7. Xiao Ming knows the answer to the test paper, why does he still read it frequently? Classmate? Answer: Xiao Ming is the teacher

8. Why can’t the egg be broken with a hammer? Answer: Of course the hammer will not break

9. A boxing champion can easily be beaten by someone Knocked down? Answer: Sleepyhead

10. What is something that God doesn’t know, but you don’t know and I know? Answer: The sole of the shoe is broken

11. A person is walking on the beach, but No footprints were found behind him, why? Answer: He was walking backwards

12. A truck driver knocked down a motorcycle rider. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcycle rider was fine. , why? Answer: The truck driver was not driving at the time

13. What is the first thing everyone should do when they wake up in the morning? Answer: Open their eyes

14. Can you write a red letter with a blue pen? Answer: How difficult is it to write a "red" letter?

15. When a car turns right, which tire does not rotate? Answer: Spare tire

16. What is the difference between Confucius and Mencius? Answer: Confucius’ disciples are on the left and Mencius’ disciples are on top

17. Why did Xiao Wang learn a text from the first to the third grade of junior high school? Answer: From the first to the third grade of junior high school, one lesson is learned in two days, which is not bad!

18. How many eggs can a person eat at most on an empty stomach? Answer: One. Because after eating one, you are no longer hungry

19. When Columbus stepped onto the New World with one foot, what did he do next? Answer: Stepped up with the other foot

20 . The caterpillar came home and said something to his father. The father fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said: "I want to buy shoes."

21. The plane flew from the sky Falling, why is no one injured? Answer: All died

Chapter 3

1. You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it, one person can do it, two people can't Do it together.

What is this doing? Answer: Dreaming

2. How should a woman who has been divorced fifty times be described? Answer: all the hard work wasted

3. A divorced woman How should you describe a woman who has been married fifty times? Answer: Her ex-husband abandoned her

4. When does the clock stop ticking? Answer: The clock never ticks in the first place

5 . Xiaobai looks very much like his brother. Answer with an idiom: The truth is revealed

6. Why are pears the hottest fruit? Answer: Pears are blanched with ions

7. The world Who is the darkest anime character in the world? Answer: Doraemon, because he is blind

8. Who is the most sympathetic anime character in the world? Answer: Doraemon, because he is always invisible Extend a helping hand to people

9. A wolf came to the North Pole and accidentally fell into the ice sea. What became when he was picked up? Answer: Betel nut

10. It's obviously a "wrong" word, why did Xiaohua insist on saying "right"? ——Answer: It's indeed a typo

11. What will you break that will not be punished but will be rewarded? —— Answer: Record

12. If a man encounters ten lions on his way home, what will happen to him? ——Answer: Ten piles of lion poop

13. When What should you do if your girlfriend asks you for stars in the sky? - Answer: Punch her

14. What is Apipo's English name? - Answer: A-people

15. A kangaroo and a monkey participated in a high jumping competition. Why did the monkey win from the beginning? ——Answer: The kangaroo jumped on both feet, a foul.

16. The teacher assigned Sam an essay with the title:; What is laziness. Sam wrote this essay in the shortest possible text. How did he write it? ——Answer: This is laziness

17. Guess a foreign capital in the public toilet——Answer: London Wheel Squat