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Math diary
One noon, when I came back from dinner, the teacher took Qi Xuan and me to climb the mountain. We left the campus in a hurry and came to a very high mountain. There are morning glory and rape flowers. I passed by Zhou's house. On the way to climb the mountain, we sang while walking. Later, when I was tired of walking, the teacher and I, he, sat in a chair to have a rest.
Later, we continued to climb until we reached the top of the mountain. The two of us talked endlessly with xu teacher. At the foot of the mountain, we sent a video. He Qixuan and I raised our umbrellas and said in unison, "Study hard and make progress every day." On the way down the mountain, we kept saying "study hard and make progress every day".
Later, when we returned to school, our classmates asked us, "Where have you been?" We said, "Let's eat."
I want to say to my teacher, "That's very kind of you!"
Fan: two wrong questions: "son, come here, I have finished approving the questions!" " "Dad has the math problem I just finished.
I'm sure it's no problem I rushed to pick up my homework, huh? How can you make two mistakes? Ah! Think of the math problem of division as multiplication.
I looked indifferent: "I read the wrong question and was not careful!" " "
Seeing my attitude, my father slammed the small blackboard at home with his hand: "You should be careful in everything, don't be careless, you know!"
My face turned red and I felt very ashamed. I stood in the middle of the room without saying a word. After a while, my father took a chair and patted me on the shoulder: "Young man, sit down!" " "
Dad said, "Be careful when you do the problem, just like the gas at home.". If we accidentally forget to turn off the valve, it will lead to incalculable consequences. "
I listened carefully and told myself secretly that I should form serious and careful habits and be strict with myself, no matter in my study or life.
Dad's words were deeply imprinted in my heart.
Fan Wensan: My math teacher I have a good math teacher. We all call her Miss Zhang. Teacher Zhang has a good face and gentle eyes under curved eyebrows.
We like Miss Zhang very much because her math class is very interesting. When Mr. Zhang is in class, he sometimes tells us history and sometimes tells us jokes, which we all like very much.
Don't think that Mr. Zhang has only a gentle side, and sometimes he is strict. Once, Zhang Yujia and CiCi in our class were talking. The teacher looked at them a few times, but didn't see them. They had been talking. Teacher Zhang couldn't bear it anymore, so he took two small pieces of chalk and threw it at them. He said angrily, "I have seen you two several times and you are still talking." Stand up quickly! " They stood up shyly and didn't sit down until class was over.
This is the math teacher in our class, which is different from other classes. Sometimes Mr Zhang will give candy or watermelon to anyone who comes to the office.
We like the math teacher best, and I think she is the best teacher.
Fan: If there is no math class, math writing is a compulsory course and everyone should learn it.
When you first enter primary school, the first two years are simple courses, which means you start with the basics, and then the later courses become more and more difficult.
In fact, as long as you solve a series of problems with your heart, think seriously and understand slowly, you will become more and more interested in doing it. These problems will never be knocked down by you. Some people who don't like math may be thinking, if there is no math class, it would be great. How difficult it is to remember those principles and formulas all day!
Sometimes I think so, but now, I don't think so. Without those formulas, your math scores will still drop. When we buy things, the price tag is also a mathematical number, and when we check out, we also use mathematics. Without these math classes, you would spend money on things, not counting carefully, just saying. The more I think about it, the more confused I am.
If there is no math class, maybe someone will be very happy. If you don't have math, you won't understand what you will use in the future, and others will laugh at you.
Mathematics is always a good course.
Fan: My math teacher. I have a lovely math teacher. Her name is Tang Lan. Her face is chubby and her body is chubby. She looks like a chubby teddy bear. Her hair is straight and bright, like a waterfall. She smiles in a funny way, her eyes narrowing like two curved arch bridges.
Although Mr. Tang usually smiles, he is very serious in class. As long as we make a little gesture, she will shoot us with her "golden eyes".
Teacher Tang also has requirements for our writing. If we scribble too much, she will use her "magic eraser" to polish our words.
Teacher Tang is also very humorous. Once I made a low-level mistake in doing a problem. She jokingly said, "My family will do it every day." Every day, Mr. Tang's son attends a small class in kindergarten. After I laughed, I was particularly impressed by the wrong question!
Because of Mr. Tang, I fell in love with math! Of course, I also love our teacher Tang!
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