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There is a chapter in G-Dragon's novel about a woman who was caught by a convenience store owner, and then Brother Long went to save her, waiting online, and it was urgent. *) Kiss ~
3 1: The hard days will pass, and the girls who want to vomit at the smell of instant noodles will finally come to an end. The company paid its salary at the beginning of the month. Although there are only a few hundred yuan left except the meal card, Yu Liang still wants to celebrate for himself.
Today, she took a whole hour out of the three hours of normal rest every day for lunch break. At noon, after the training, the girls sneaked into the underground parking lot with money, ready to go out for a China meal.
But at the exit, I saw G-Dragon coming towards me. The girl said to herself, "It's not that friends don't get together." She turned and pretended to be a passer-by who didn't see anything, trying to muddle through.
"Slipped away again?" Unexpectedly, Zhilong's car stopped beside him, and the boy pressed the window and asked her.
Yu Liang nodded gently and bowed: "Elders love their hometown people."
"Where are you going? I can give you a lift. " Chi long remembered what Sun had said and looked at the girl cringing and asked.
"No, no ... I ... I just think the company is too boring to relax. Go! " Yu Liang hurriedly said he was going to run.
"Hello." Chilong held out his hand from the car, took Yu Liang's arm, and took off his sunglasses with the other hand. "You should get paid, right? Still wearing this kind of clothes? " In his opinion, rich people will definitely buy clothes first ~
"Oh, well, yes ..." The girl perfunctory way, "elder occupy, right? I'm leaving first? "
"Right, I have nothing to go shopping today, so you can come together. With your taste, you can't pick out any beautiful clothes. " Zhilong didn't mean to let go, but also pulled the girl to his side.
The rain is cool in my heart, so it's strange to accompany you shopping without being sunburned! Besides, the belt bought by a rich man like you is higher than my salary, okay ~ I'm stupid to have to go out with you on the same occasion and be insulted by you!
"Senior," the girl shook off Zhilong's hand, and the expression on her face was no longer just respect and fear, posing for arrogance before. "This is a public place, please pay attention to the words and deeds of the predecessors. It' s a joke to say that they are all stars and spread such casual words and deeds! "
I used to call you "senior" out of politeness, but politeness doesn't mean absolute obedience. I absolutely want you to know about it.
Zhilong shook his hand awkwardly: "Then go!" Step on the gas and drive away.
I felt sorry for her poverty. Thinking about how to say it, I am an acquaintance and asked her to have dinner together and have a rare sumptuous meal. However, I didn't expect her arrogance to really hurt people. Obviously, she is a mistress and has no obedience that the younger generation should have.
Zhilong invited Teddy, a fellow composer, to go shopping together. The two drove to Givenchy flagship store in Qingtandong. Zhilong doesn't like some clothes, but Teddy bought some.
After shopping, they went to eat together.
"Let's eat near the company. I have to go back to the company for something later. " Teddy got on the bus and said to Zhilong.
Zhilong drove the car near the company and slowly drove to find a place to eat.
"Strange, how can there be girls in that shop?" Teddy said that when he passed a restaurant in China.
"What's the matter?" Chi Long turned his head and found that the back of the girl sitting in the shop ordering food was a bit like He. "This girl seems to be ..."
Teddy asked, "Do you know him? If you know her, let her out. It is not good there. "
When he drove away, Zhilong asked, "China restaurant, what's the matter?"
"I also heard that the owner of that shop pretended to be from China and tricked China into bed."
"What? ! "I was so surprised that I stepped on the brakes.
"Yes, they say the boss is very sexy. There seems to be prejudice against China, so girls from China are often cheated into the back room when they go there, and they often touch Korean girls, so now no girls dare to go there for dinner. Hey, hey, what are you doing? ……":
32: Yu Liang is not familiar with the road in Seoul, so he can only find a China restaurant near his company. The boss is very enthusiastic. As soon as she came in, she asked her in Chinese, "Are you a beautiful woman from China?"
"well! I'm an intern at YG! Boss, are you from China? " The girl said and sat down.
The boss walked up to the girl and sat down, wiping his legs. "I'm from Beijing. Open a Chinese restaurant here. Are you an intern at YG? Must be very hard? "
"Yes, YG has no trainees in China, so they all look down on me ..." The girl didn't rush to order first, and chatted with her boss. Talking about what happened to her in YG, I finally spoke Chinese. She talked a lot, but didn't talk about G-Dragon. After all, it's a company secret.
When I finally remembered to order, the girls were looking at the menu, and the boss said, "Would you like to go to my back kitchen?" All the ingredients are imported from China ~ you can't eat them in Korea! "
The girl happily put down the menu and followed the boss to the "back kitchen".
Just as I was fast-forwarding into the "back kitchen", I suddenly grabbed my arm and a gust of wind blew from behind. The girl looked back and was surprised to find that G-Dragon was still panting.
"Lunch at noon today is my treat. Let's go. " Boys can't help but pick her up and leave.
"I have come to order. What are you doing! " Yu Liang tried to break free, but his arm was gripped tightly and he could only shout at the top of his lungs, "You are crazy! I just want to eat Chinese food! And I get along well with this boss ... "
Dragging her out of the store all the time, speaking of the boss, Zhilong stopped, shook off the girl's hand, pointed to the store, and couldn't help yelling at her: "He is Korean! Do you know that I tricked you innocent China girls into sleeping with him? If you feel more comfortable with him than with me, go in! "
Girls are a little scared by Zhilong's attitude. Looking back at the boss, the boss is smiling at himself. I don't know why, I always feel that the boss's smile is very strange at the moment.
I really don't feel authentic when I think of the Chinese he just said, and his inexplicable kitchen. ...
The girl paused, quietly moved her hand to Zhilong and pinched his little finger. Hold out the steamed bread face and blink at Zhilong, like a child who made a mistake.
The boy quickly turned his hand in one direction, held her little hand tightly, strode forward, walked to the car and stuffed her directly into the car.
This scene was seen by many passers-by and some people took photos and videos. It has become another explosion point of CP in Liang Long.
Just sitting in the car for a long time, the rain is cold and I dare not make any noise. She knew that maybe G-Dragon was angry with herself again.
But it is better to say something, because if you don't say it for a long time, you will keep it in your heart, and no one knows whether it will deteriorate or develop in another direction you don't want.
"Just now, thank you ..."
"You'd better be careful in the future." Zhilong simply interrupted the girl and looked at the road ahead to continue driving. "I don't want to repeat what happened today, and I don't want to," inadvertently glanced at the girl with her head down in the rearview mirror. "I don't want to show my face to you again."
Instead, Teddy made a peacemaker and said to Zhilong, "I know a good China restaurant nearby. In my opinion, she really wants to eat Chinese food. Why don't we go there? "
Zhilong didn't speak, and drove to the door of the store according to Teddy's route.
When he came in, Teddy smiled and patted Yu Liang on the shoulder and said to her, "I know you. Are you the China trainee who had an affair with Zhilong? "
The girl quickly bowed to Teddy and said, "Hello, my name is He Yuliang."
"Well ~ you are excellent." Teddy whispered to Yu Liang while Zhilong was ahead, "Few people can make Zhilong so angry. You are very good. "
The girl didn't know what to say at that time. Is he blaming me for annoying G-Dragon, or is he praising me for annoying G-Dragon?
But anyway, I angered G-Dragon again.
The girl is thinking, last time you hurt my self-esteem, this time I let you appear in public, so we are even ~
Now that we're even, why are you sitting there with a black face ~
Inadvertently, the girl sitting opposite made a "cut" disdain expression to herself, and her just-calmed heart was a little angry again. Zhilong put down the menu and asked her directly, "What do you mean by looking at me like this? Still reluctant to part with that boss? ! "
"Not reluctantly." The girl looked up and took a look at Zhilong with her usual eyes. "I just feel that neither of us owes anyone now ~"
One couldn't hold back and smiled: "I still owe you an apology before saying that, don't I?"
"The last thing, you really hurt my self-esteem, you know? I didn't argue with you on the spot, because you are a senior, and there are others ~ "The arrogance of girls makes people feel very cute.
ZhiLong cold hum a few words, but just didn't find anything to refute her words. Also, I don't know why. I just want to laugh when I see her smug face. I can't help it. At first, I smiled with a crooked mouth, and then my smile deepened.
"Ah, we GD finally smiled ~" Teddy found the subtle change of Zhilong's expression and said with a smile, "So, should we start ordering? Hungry and painful ~ "
"Yes, yes ~" When it comes to eating, Yu Liang shamelessly agreed. "I'm starving!" Blink and smile, showing shiny teeth, very cute.
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