Selected cold jokes

two people install the light bulb, one on the other shoulder. The man above said, "Turn around." ? The following people don't understand, so they ask, "What are you doing in circles?" The man above was impatient. He said, "Why are you so stupid? This light bulb is screwed. How can I screw it on if you don't turn it around?"

1. Waiting in line in the canteen, I heard a boy next to me say, "Master, have a bowl of bullet cauliflower soup! "(laver and egg soup)

2. Xiaoming once went to buy mutton kebabs, held out four fingers and said to his boss," Three mutton kebabs ". The boss was deceived: "How many?" Xiao Ming stretched out three fingers and said, "Four"

3. Once he came out from his mother, he went to his wife. After seeing his wife, he habitually called out, "Mom!"

4. I read the classic to my wife while eating, and she laughed to death, so she said to me, "Read it after dinner, or your brain will get indigestion!"

5. A leader of the Education Bureau inspected the class exercises. After that, the PE teacher should have announced the "dissolution", but in a hurry, he forgot his words and held back for a long time, shouting, "Retreat!"

6. There was a teacher in high school whose surname was Jiang, who looked like Luo Jiaying (who played the Tang Priest on a Chinese Odyssey). I went to ask him a question and blurted out, "Teacher Tang, this question ..."

7. Once I went to McDonald's to buy sweet barrels, it was finally my turn. I couldn't wait to say, "Give me two rollers!" I didn't expect the waiter to say loudly to me; "Two rollers, four dollars!"