I will give it to anyone who can tell a joke and make me laugh.

1. Please stop slandering people with the surname Wang! My surname is Wang, and all the buddies around me are now guarding me like a thief! Now sleeping with my younger siblings and sisters-in-law feels like having an affair! 2. Open a shop in my circle of friends all year round to sell clothes, facial masks, jade, watches, shoes, and bags. . . Shopkeepers, it’s the end of the year! Please pay the rent on time. Thank you for your cooperation! 3. Two 2Bs forgot to bring paper when they went to the toilet. They were too embarrassed to leave after taking a poop. Their legs were numb when they squatted. After squatting for too long, one of them said, "You're done, let's go." 4. Someone told me that people in Fujian don't distinguish between good and bad, so I went up and slapped him. How can we not get married? 5. The big brother who was handing out flyers at the entrance of the shopping mall said while handing out: "Please help me throw it away, and throw it away, thank you." 6. A female student and her father bought mobile phones. The girl insisted on buying an IPHONE 6, and the father was so sad that he trembled. Smoky. In the end, even the staff couldn't stand it anymore and couldn't help but stepped forward to persuade: Sir, you can't smoke in this place. 7. If I am a rich second generation, do you know what this means? It means that I am not actually a rich second generation. 8. If every Chinese gives me 1 yuan, do you know what it means? It means that I think beautifully. 9. "I have been ugly since I was a child, and no one has paid attention to me. I want to experience the feeling of being watched by many people." "Is this the reason why you urinate and defecate under the surveillance camera?" 10. Customer: Boss, Is there any braised noodles? Boss: A customer asked: How much does a bowl cost? Boss: Six yuan. Customer: It’s not expensive. Give me two buns, boss. .