Campus humor and funny sentences

Campus humorous and funny sentences

Many humorous things happen on campus every day. Next, I want to share with you some campus humorous and funny sentences. You are welcome to read them for reference!

Campus humorous and funny sentences 1

1) School broadcast, get out of class is over, teacher: You have worked hard, class is over, classmates, you are going to suffer again.

2) It is normal to have stomachaches as a child. Now you have a stomachache and people say you are on your period.

3) There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called "Not at all", a kind of multiple-choice question called "Everything seems right", a kind of calculation question called "crying while doing it", and a kind of application question called "crash after getting up".

4) When the whole class burst out laughing, I laughed stupidly myself, and even tried my best to catch people and ask, "Why are you laughing?"

5) On Qingming Festival, you should go back to kindergarten and primary school to sweep graves, because your childhood is buried there; on Qingming Festival, you should go back to junior high schools and high schools to sweep graves, because your youth is buried there; on Qingming Festival, you should go back to university campuses Sweep the tomb, because your ideals are buried there.

6) I should tear off the "National Inspection-Exempt Products" label on the refrigerator and stick it on my summer homework.

7) It only took you 5 minutes to get up this time. You have defeated 88% of the students in the country. There is another classmate in the dormitory who failed to get up and is restarting. All the dormitories next door have crashed!

8) There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank question called "Not at all", a kind of multiple-choice question called "Everything seems right", a kind of calculation question called "crying while doing it", a kind of application question called "getting up and collapse", and a kind of proof question called "prove your sister". , there is a test scope called "the whole book is tested", and there is a test focus called "I have talked about all the key points"

9) The elementary school has started, and Dongdong, who has just turned 6 years old, is not Willing to go to school. Mom explained to Dongdong that children must go to school when they are 6 years old until they are 15 years old. Finally, Dongdong sat down at the desk and asked with tears in her eyes: When I am 15 years old, will you remember to pick me up?

10) The Chinese teacher is an old man who loves to chatter in lectures. Nao, in class that day, he probably had trouble finding someone to do things outside. He complained: Nowadays, people with a little bit of power have their tails raised to the sky. Then he said to us harshly: If any of you dare not bow and say hello when you see me, I will fail you. If you have a good attitude, you can get extra points as appropriate. Campus humor and funny sentences 2

1) What is a class teacher? He is a person who destroys your friendship and then your love and still doesn’t let go of your family ties!

2) In junior high school, the class teacher There was a classmate who was so awesome that he fell asleep as soon as class started and didn't wake up until get out of class was over. One day, he was ten minutes late. When the math teacher saw him, he said: "You can't be late again, otherwise you will not get enough sleep!"

3) The math teacher talked about congruence and similarity of triangles. After the lecture, I asked my classmates: What is congruence? What is similarity? I fell asleep and didn’t hear a word. It was all in vain! When I fell asleep, I seemed to hear a little bit, but it seemed like I heard nothing. It seemed like I had seen it before.

4) Who still remembers the classic saying in school, just wait for me and I will stop you after school.

5) After the test, when answering the answers, the good students will say: "Another one is wrong!" The poor students will say: "Emma, ??another one is right!"

6) Holidays The first day: I woke up in the morning and went swimming in the hot spring with my niece and nephew. In the afternoon, I had a reunion with my junior high school classmates. More than a dozen people came. We haven’t seen each other in more than ten years. Everyone has a family and a career. The one thing that remains the same is that they are still funny. I laughed all night. Haha...

7) It’s your business to tell or not, and it’s mine to listen or not. You have nothing to do with my affairs!

8) Examinations have harmed many students and made honest children learn to cheat.

9) Homework after homework, there is so much homework. I was doing homework all my life, and everything was in vain. The people of the world are tired from homework, and spring is gone and autumn is coming, and old age is approaching.

10) The teacher asked: "When someone cheats you once, it's a lie, but what does it mean when they lie to you the second time?" The classmate blurted out "Liar" Campus Humor and Funny Sentences 3

1) The topic of the exam essay is what is courage. I handed in the paper and the essay only had five words. This is courage.

2) During primary school, a female classmate of mine liked a boy. I finally mustered up the courage to confess my love to that young lady one day. I originally wanted to say: "I want to be your girlfriend." But I said, "Well, you...can you be my girlfriend?" But that boy turned out to be Overjoyed: "Finally someone knows that I am a girl!" The classmate was instantly petrified and burst into tears!

3) After taking the exam for so many years, why not have an anniversary celebration, such as getting 2 for free if you take 40? 10. If you pass two subjects, you will get one subject, and you will be exempted from taking any two subjects.

4) Listen to classmates talk about their top grade school teacher. In a math class, I was talking about straight lines. "Straight lines! They are infinitely extended and have no end..." Then draw a straight line with chalk from the far left of the blackboard (near the window), and draw it as you go, to the far right. He didn't even stop, he rowed straight to the wall and the door and finally walked out of the classroom, leaving the whole class petrified on the spot. After staying for a while, the class representative followed him out and came back to tell them that this cute old boy was drinking water in the office.

5) There is a hair salon near the unit, and the business is very good. I went to visit once after listening to the strong recommendation from my colleagues. The haircut took quite a while and I got chatting with the hairstylist. I said, "Looking at your young age and your skillful skills, are you interested in hairdressing?" She replied, "Yes, when I was in college, I discovered that I really like hairdressing." "Are you studying there? "Is it a hairdressing major?" "No, I'm studying a horticulture major."

6) Is there ever a time when the teacher mentions some sensitive words in class and the whole class bursts into laughter...

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7) Who works more than 12 hours a day? It’s a student, who works overtime all day long without labor security laws? It’s a student, who has no freedom but only oppression and rules and regulations? It’s a student, who doesn’t speak up The right, the status, the right to resist but can only obey? It is a student. Who has put in the hard sweat and tried his best to get only a thin report card that will be despised and scolded? It is the student.

8) The school is not a funeral parlor, so why are you checking the last remains? What kind of filial piety clothes and trousers should you wear!

9) For some people, exams depend on their ability, and for some people, exams depend on their ability. Vision, and I, test by imagination.

10) Teachers always think that they are very good. They have been teaching for more than ten years and have never seen any students. They have never thought that we have been students for more than ten years and have not seen any teachers. Teacher

11) The farthest distance in the world is not that others are reviewing and I am prepping, but that during the exam, I am still doing the first question while others have already done the second.

12) "Teacher, you forgot to assign homework." When you meet this kind of person, don't think too much. The whole class teaches together!

13) If no teacher can teach all subjects, then why should one student learn all subjects?

14) -The academic master hidden in me Blood, I order you in the name of a scumbag to lift the seal!

15) Our Chinese teacher talks about the four heroes of the early Tang Dynasty: "Yang Jiong, Lu Zhaolin, Wang Bo, and King Luo Bin. The most famous Wang Bo, twenty You die at a young age. Talented people die young! Look at you, you are so alive and radiant."

16) I was doing homework today and saw a math question as follows: Our school is known. Male teachers account for 30% of the teachers in the school, and female teachers account for 60%. What percentage of the remaining teachers are there? I laughed after reading it: What are the rest?

17) Now popular , graffiti on the school uniform. The school uniform was originally very beautiful but you made it look ugly.

18) You can find best friends and certain people in school. Teachers don’t have to look for them, they are right behind you.

19) You should use Alipay to pay tuition. Confirm the payment after the results are out. Good or bad reviews depends on your mood. If you fail the course, you will apply for a refund. The teacher will follow behind you and say, please give me a good review. , dear, please choose this course, dear, dear, my transcript has been sent, please check it.

20) The difference between open book and closed book is that one is copying at the top and the other is copying at the bottom.

　21) Examination is like having a disease. Before the exam, there was depression, during the exam, there was amnesia. After the exam, the condition began to improve, and when I got the paper back, I had a heart attack.

22) When I was in school, I always wanted to play on the computer, but during the holidays I could only stare at the computer in a daze.

23) Our school is a good school. Although we finish class late, we start class early. Although we have less rest, we have more extra classes! Although we are cold in winter, we are hot in summer. Although we have a late vacation, we start school early. Although we have less activities, we have a lot of homework. When looking for a school, you should choose a school that allows you to attend more classes and take less vacations.

24) Over the past ten years, I have worked hard to copy every exam. For what? Is it for myself? Is it not to improve the average score of the class, for the face of the teacher, and for the grade? The director evaluates the outstanding ones first, so that the principal can save face when going to the Education Bureau. Every time I copy, I feel scared and sweat all over. Have I ever complained? I am so selfless, what else do you want from me!

25) I failed in the exam when I was in elementary school. After the test, parents must sign the test paper. Do I want to live with such a result back? The next day, the teacher asked me why I didn’t ask my parents to sign. I said: "Dad can't write and can't sign." The teacher was extremely annoyed: "I went to school with your dad, and I still don't know if he can write?"

　26) What I studied is sacred Knowledge, you actually use scores to measure it, this is simply a stain on academics!

27) The happiest thing is to lie on the table waiting for class, wake up, and school is over.

28) When you finished copying your homework and were about to hand it in, did you not forget to say something thoughtful and delicate: hand in ours separately... we handed in the homework together in those years.

29) When the teacher Wen turned around, there was only the Yellow Crane Tower. When the math teacher turned around, the axis of symmetry of the quadratic function. When the English teacher turned around, sorry added three grams of oil. When the chemistry teacher turned around, the carbon dioxide became Gasoline, when the physics teacher turns around, a lever will pry the earth. When the biology teacher turns around, the baby will swim in the test tube. When the physical education teacher turns around, Jordan will switch to badminton. When all the teachers turn around, the people of the country will have no freedom!

30) I don’t want you to treat me like a baby, I just want you to treat me like a man. ;