Top ten classic jokes in 2008?

1, motorcyclists like to wear clothes backwards, that is, buckle their buttons at the back to keep out the wind. One day, he drove under the influence of alcohol, overturned and fell headlong on the side of the road.

When the police arrived, ...

Policeman A: What a terrible car accident.

Policeman B: Yes, I hit my head in the back.

Officer A: Well, he's still breathing. Let's help him turn his head back.

Policeman b: ok ... one, two, push, it's back.

Policeman A: Huh? No breathing ...

2. A novice goes to collect usury. He took out the IOU and said with a smile: It was written clearly in black and white, and you owe me 1 10,000! Do you want to default? ! People really don't have that much money, he threatened: hum! Don't blame me for not reminding you! If you can't pay it back tomorrow, your house will be just like it-he took out his lighter and burned the loan. ...

3. Tang Priest: You should find a shortcut to learn from the scriptures this time!

Wukong: Flying is faster than riding!

Bajie: Shenzhou VI is faster!

Friar Sand pulled out his gun and said, I heard this thing will be sent to the west at once.

4. Go to Lao Wang's kebab for a barbecue.

There is an advertisement in front of the barbecue stall with three lines of Chinese characters on it:

roast

Beef Kebabs

chicken thighs

Heart pendant

5. Even a NB MM next to him read aloud: Roasted Cow Rooster.

6. On the bus, I heard someone calling the radio station to order songs. A man called in and said, I am a foreigner, and now I can't buy a ticket to go home. I want to spend the New Year in Beijing. I want to order a song.

The host asked him: Who do you want to order songs for?

At that time, I thought it was unnecessary to ask. It must be my parents and distant relatives. Who knows, he replied: I want to order a Jordan chan song "You are malicious" and give it to all the staff and all the ticket sellers at Beijing Railway Station!

7. On the bus this morning, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

The man felt puzzled and replied, "Hey? Is there any medicine? "

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Why? Can it be cured? "

The whole car is hilarious! The bus driver stopped and laughed at the steering wheel.

8. A woman is on the night shift and a man is following her. This woman is scared. She passed by the cemetery and had a brainwave. She said to the grave, Dad, I'm back. Open the door. The man was frightened and shouted.

The runaway woman was relieved and was about to leave when suddenly a gloomy voice came from the grave: Daughter, you forgot your key again. The woman was frightened and ran away. At this moment, a grave robber emerged from the grave and said, Shit, I delayed my work and scared you to death! As soon as the voice of grave robbery fell, I found an old man carving a tombstone with a chisel. I was curious, so I asked him. The old man said angrily: NND, they carved my name wrong ... The great fear of robbing the tomb screamed and ran away. The old man sneered, "Shit, you dare to steal my business, it's still tender ..." Just then, the chisel accidentally fell to the ground and the old man was about to pick it up. When he bent down, he found a chisel in his hand in the grass. The old man was shocked, and suddenly a voice came: "You want to die! Change my house number! ! "。 Old man, stop fooling me and get down the hill! Then a scavenger climbed out of the grass. "Shit, it takes such a great god to get a piece of iron!"

9. On the crowded bus, I don't know who farted. It stinks. The passengers who smoked were very angry. At this time, the conductor shouted, "Which passenger didn't buy the ticket?" In order to get back at fart, a young man shouted, "fart didn't buy a ticket." A chubby middle-aged woman stood up and cursed: "Bullshit, I bought it."

10, junior high school, a boy wanted to copy a girl's homework, fearing that others would disagree, so he rummaged through her schoolbag and dug out a sanitary towel after she left the classroom. He was surprised and said, "Wow! What a big band-aid!