A few jokes ... as long as the effect is not quantitative. ...

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet. ...

I hate two kinds of people the most:

First, there is racial discrimination;

The second is black;

Third, I can't count!

A lumberjack went to apply for a job

Foreman: Try the forest ahead … See how many trees you can saw in a minute … ..

A minute later ...

Foreman: Wow ... 20 trees a minute ... amazing ... where did you work before?

Worker: Sahara forest ...

Foreman: I haven't heard of it. .......................................................

Worker: yes ... then I changed my name!

47. Wife: I am blind and will marry you if I step on shit.

Husband: I was really blind enough to step on shit before I married you.

Shit: I'm so unlucky! Lying there, you both stepped on it. ...

A software company is recruiting.

On this day, a dog came to apply. The supervisor felt depressed and wanted to drive the dog out. The dog took out a piece of paper and a pen and wrote a few words neatly: Please don't discriminate against animals.

The manager knows that this is not an ordinary dog. Out of curiosity, he decided to have a try.

The manager took out the application conditions, which read: 1. Must be able to type. 2。 Must be able to program. 3。 Master at least one foreign language.

So the dog came to the computer, skillfully typed an article and wrote a very complicated program. Then come to the supervisor and say to the supervisor: meow! !