A copy of a funny sentence

I am fat on my chest and thin on your brain.

Time has taught me that I don't have to wait for anyone except express delivery.

3. Say girls are fat. How can she come back to life when she is angry? The Great God replied: You are too fat to leave my heart!

I hope you don't feel useless. At least you can annoy others.

Don't raise your hand to the teacher during the exam. He really thinks he teaches well!

6. We used to be husband and wife, but now we are mobile phones. A mobile phone in hand, forever. The mobile phone is not in hand, and there is no soul.

Life is rough, and big brother laughs last.

Eight. Someone always smiles at you and hits you. Such as the class teacher standing outside the window.

9. Pandas are as lazy as pigs to cook, but because of their different fur, their fate is completely different: one is spoiled and the other is stabbed! Therefore, it is very important to go out and mix clothes. You must buy what you need, and don't save it.

10. Why do some people ask for dozens of items when looking for someone? My mate selection criteria are three words: please.

Do you know the difference between you and Friar Sand? His name is Friar Sand, and yours is Sand Sculpture.

12. When you meet unreasonable people, try not to talk if you can respond with a white eye.

Thirteen. Later, I finally understood in tears that some people, once they are fat, can't lose weight.

14. If you like a girl, you should study hard and make money. When she gets married, you can give more money.

15. The skin is the most magical part of the human body. For some people, it can be big or small, thick or thin, or even dispensable.

16. Just now I saw a figure that looked like you, and I chased it like crazy, only to remember that there was no you in this city, and I stopped. I put down the brick in my hand and almost hit the wrong person.

Seventeen. At the age of more than ten years, some people have taken off their singles, while others have taken off their poverty. And we are out of the reins, like a husky, running on the road of idiots.

18. You said I was short. You are a joke, but you will never hold your head up in front of me.

If you are well, it will be sunny. According to this weather, you should be dead.

When I was a child, I liked playing hide-and-seek best. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

Twenty one. Now everyone who is looking for a partner is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they will always seek Aquarius to quench their thirst.

22. Come and tell me whether you like me or not. People have to experience the feeling of being rejected by beautiful women all their lives.

Twenty-three Women are made of water; Mom, I am made of concrete.

I'm so cute that you don't even notice. I think you may be a pig.