A short humorous joke

1 life is really boring. Last month, a buddy of mine borrowed 4000 yuan from me, saying that he was going to have plastic surgery.

As a result, I don't know what he has become now, Oh4000 yuan.

2. Notice to the robbers: Our staff only knows Spanish, so please be patient when robbing, and it is best to bring an interpreter.

thank you

I think I should lose weight. Last time I donated blood, I actually shed a hundred milliliters of lard.

Tourist: Master, is that hut over there a toilet?

Monk: Except that thatched cottage, all the places are toilets.

5. Without hair, dandruff is more prominent!