The plague of locusts in East Africa comes from the worry of common locusts: I am more afraid of China people than chickens and ducks. what do you think?

The United Nations has warned that nearly 400 billion locusts may sweep eastward from East Africa to Indian, Pakistani and other South Asian countries, getting closer and closer to the border of China.

Perhaps, this is just a long-planned revenge.

Please listen to this locust warrior's self-report.

Hello, human friend, I am an ordinary desert locust.

In terms of species, we are not as great as Brother Bat. It has survived in this world for hundreds of billions of years, just to help people settle down and deal with 100 viruses.

In terms of status, I am just an ordinary soldier with a gun and have no right to speak in the army.

I'm just cannon fodder

But cannon fodder also has the right to express freedom of speech.

Our great commander, the ancestor grasshopper, is leading 400 billion troops across the Red Sea, divided into two groups, and approaching Europe and Asia.

At present, the army that conquered the East has captured India and Pakistan with fruitful results.

Fortunately, I am still alive in this battle.

The battle to conquer the East is only one step away from China!

However, at this time, Lieutenant General Huhar, commander-in-chief of the Eastern Expedition Army, ordered the troops to stop marching and temporarily stationed in Pakistan to wait for the opportunity.

Many officers were puzzled and asked Lieutenant General Hal why he didn't pursue victory.

Hal the locust will only look at the distress letter from the leader of COVID-19 and slowly shake his head.

Sir, comrades-in-arms don't understand what Lieutenant General Hal is worried about, but I do.

It all started with the uprising we started in East Africa.

In fact, we chose to rebel in East Africa in an attempt to conquer you humans, which you asked for.

You burn fossil fuels, cut down trees, produce a lot of greenhouse gases, cause glaciers to melt, the world temperature rises sharply, and the climate in Africa is drier!

The reason for our uprising may be what you call the "greenhouse effect".

We locusts like dry environment. You humans have created such good conditions for us, and our commander-in-chief will naturally not miss this great opportunity.

What? You ask why our army is strong?

Quite simply, the breeding speed of our desert locusts is terrible, especially in arid areas, 4,000 to 5,000 egg blocks can be discharged per square meter, and each egg block has 50 to 80 eggs, which means that every square meter of land can almost "produce 200,000 to 400,000 eggs".

Every egg is our comrade in arms!

Seeing this, you may have doubts again. What does this have to do with temporarily stopping the invasion of China?

The answer lies in the distress letter sent by the leaders of COVID-19.

According to this letter, some people in China like to eat. Anything that flies in the sky, runs on the ground or swims in the sea may become their "prey".

COVID-19 described the beginning and stalemate of the battle in a high-profile tone.

Civet cats, now pangolins, are unfortunate among wild animals.

At present, COVID-19 seems to be caught in a situation of being attacked by counter forces. If we don't send troops to rescue them, they may be wiped out in 1 month.

In fact, Lieutenant General Hal had done his homework before he invaded Asia.

It is said that chickens and ducks in China once beat our distant relative locusts out of the water.

In 2000, there was a locust plague in northern Xinjiang, and100000 "duck army" rushed to the front line and swallowed up all our distant relatives.

Of course, we are more afraid of China people than chickens and ducks.

According to this letter, Lieutenant General Hull didn't believe us until he saw the news.

So these people really like to eat us!

As early as in East Africa, we heard the name of an explorer, called Begriels.

This Englishman likes to eat us raw and boasts that "protein is rich and nutritious!"

When we went to Asia, our military adviser once said this to Lieutenant General Hal.

"Be careful when entering China. This is a food dynasty with thousands of Belgians. "

At first, no one took what the strategist said seriously. But now ... well, it seems that Lieutenant General Hale's worry is justified.

Chicken and duck? We can win by quantity. As long as we destroy their farmland and rob them of food and grass before that, chickens and ducks will have no fighting capacity.

Insecticide? We're not afraid either. Excessive use of pesticides will only destroy the natural ecological balance more seriously, and there may be new companions then.

It's just ... in the face of these people who like to eat game, we are all a little scared.

We can be burned to death, killed, that is, died on the battlefield.

However, we must not allow ourselves to be eaten, which is an insult to soldiers.

Although my position is despicable, I am determined to protest to Lieutenant General Hal.

The origin of this war is, in the final analysis, the bane caused by human beings themselves.

If we are the army of fate, we are the revenge corps given by nature to mankind, we will certainly win this battle!

Locust plague in East Africa and Wuhan epidemic, please remember these two tests.

Frankly speaking, the locust plague in East Africa is still a little far away from us.

In this regard, some netizens joked, "The plague of locusts in East Africa is coming, please sing the praises of the Buddha!"

Joking is joking. What did these two disasters give us?

Although some people say that the cause of the Wuhan epidemic is caused by Resident Evil and foreigners, most people think that eating game is the cause.

When it comes to biology, perhaps the first reaction of most people is whether they can eat or not. How to eat? How to make it better?

But I never thought about what effect eating them would have on nature and human beings.

Mother Dou satirizes people who eat game by worrying about desert locusts, and also reminds people of the lesson of eating game.

So, what is the cause of the locust plague in East Africa? Although scientists are investigating, global warming and climate drought are certainly important reasons.

Is this nature's long-planned revenge? We don't know.

But if we humans still don't stop paying attention to the ecological balance, no one can guess what disasters nature will create for us.

"I am an ordinary desert locust soldier. Now, I am standing at the door of Lieutenant General Akha's tent. The people of China are waiting for us to move forward! "