What is the song of Maoming fool's blind date?

Ruhua: (coming on stage with a sad face) My name is Ruhua and I live in Dongjie. I married a cripple and gave birth to three children. My boss is a little lame with his father and brought a daughter-in-law. My second child may have been admitted to college, but there is nothing wrong with my third child, except that his legs are a little lame and his mouth is a little crooked. But these people are all in their twenties, and they haven't even found a wife. What do you think of your daughter now? Where did everyone go? If they miss it, I will go to them. Where are you gonna put them, asshole?

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. My mother told me that there was a flower girl to meet, and my heart was beautiful. Hey hey, I've seen a lot of flower girl before, and one said I was cute. Hey, hey, I said she was cute. She slapped me and said I was pathetic and unloved. I know he likes my class. My mother said that hitting is kissing and scolding is love, and not hitting or scolding rotten cabbage.

Good egg (happy): mom, mom, flower girl, I want to talk to mom.

Ruhua: (Pull the egg forward to help him pat the mud on his body) Look at your class. Flower girl will laugh at you when she comes. Come home with me and wait for the flower girl.

Good egg (happy and silly): Chinese mother, China, Muslim, go home and see the flower girl, hehe, there is a flower girl.

Ruhua: Well, Islam, you can't talk nonsense when flower girl comes.

Good egg (limping): Zhongniang, I'm not talking nonsense, huh? Mom, what do you think that is?

Ruhua: (turns to look) Well, Sugar-Coated Berry.

Good egg: (skipping) mom, mom, I want to eat the sleeping gourd, so do I.

(Two people sit down together,) Ruhua: My mother will buy it for you later, you sit here and wait for Flower Girl, and my mother will buy you Sugar-Coated Berry. You must be obedient.

Good egg: (happy, smirking) OK, OK, you buy it. I'll wait for the flower girl.

Cui Hua (playing ball and wrestling); Oh, my mother, what is this? My mother insists on wearing high heels and says she looks like a lady, but she just looks like a lady. Now is not a good thing. Everyone is wearing hanbok and skateboard shoes, and no one knows who they are. They have been in love freely for many years, and no one has dated. Hey, I heard that she is still a cripple. Let's see. (He shouted impatiently when he came in) Some people don't want it, others don't. I'm here on a blind date. I'm Cui Hua.

Good egg: (surprised) Hey, hey, here comes Flower Girl, and here comes Niang Flower Girl, hey, hey (pulling Cui Hua forward).

Cui Hua: What flower girl? Who is the flower girl? I said I was Cui Hua.

Hey, hey, you're flower girl and you're flower girl. (Holding Cui Hua with both hands)

Cui Hua: Well, I'm a flower girl. Gee, I turned out to be a fool. (Turn around and leave, then fall down)

Good egg (sitting on the ground crying): Niang, Nianghua girl kicked my mother (getting up and shouting). I want candied haws, and I want Wahaha to limp off the stage.