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Because I am a boy, I write 1000.
I am a boy. My biggest personal characteristic is one word-white. This is not only what I said, but also recognized by everyone. Because I really look white in the mirror, my mother nicknamed me "white-faced scholar". Although I don't look white, I look ok. I should have a pair of big eyes, but my father's genetic factors are so strong that I look exactly like my father. A pair of eyes are not too big to be embedded in the melon face, but the eyelashes are still very long. When I was a child, I was often mistaken for a girl. I looked at me in the photo and looked at myself carefully. This photo was taken on my first birthday. Round head, yellow curly hair, buckle on the head like a pot cover, melon face, red cherry mouth slightly open, tongue slightly curled, as if singing; Smiling facial muscles squeeze eyes into two curved curves, like a crescent moon, looking sideways. Everything looks like a doll. Anyone who sees this picture thinks it's a girl, so do I. When I was 3 years old, my mother took me to my second aunt's house to play. At that time, my hair was long, and I played a little joke at dinner. "How old is your daughter?" Second aunt's mother-in-law asked. My mother was embarrassed at that time and said shyly, "This is my son. He is three years old this year. " When I got home, my mother got angry and sent me to the hair salon, ready to cut my bald head and shine. I cried and howled, and before I finished cutting my hair, several people held me down. Mom thinks I can't embarrass her any more, but I don't think I can face people like this! I can't help it, it's all because of my unusual appearance! This is me, a white boy who is often mistaken for a girl-Wang. I am a boy. My biggest personal characteristic is one word-white. This is not only what I said, but also recognized by everyone. Because I really look white in the mirror, my mother nicknamed me "white-faced scholar". Although I don't look white, I look ok. I should have a pair of big eyes, but my father's genetic factors are so strong that I look exactly like my father. A pair of small eyes are embedded in the melon face, but the eyelashes are still very long. When I was a child, I was often mistaken for a girl. I looked at me in the photo and looked at myself carefully. This photo was taken on my first birthday. Round head, yellow curly hair, buckle on the head like a pot cover, melon face, red cherry mouth slightly open, tongue slightly curled, as if singing; Smiling facial muscles squeeze eyes into two curved curves, like a crescent moon, looking sideways. Everything looks like a doll. Anyone who sees this picture thinks it's a girl, so do I. When I was 3 years old, my mother took me to my second aunt's house to play. At that time, my hair was long, and I made a little joke at dinner. "How old is your daughter?" Second aunt's mother-in-law asked. My mother was embarrassed at that time and said shyly, "This is my son. He is three years old this year. " When I got home, my mother got angry and sent me to the hair salon, ready to cut my bald head and shine. I cried and howled, and before I finished cutting my hair, several people held me down. Mom thinks I can't embarrass her any more, but I don't think I can face people like this! I can't help it, it's all because of my unusual appearance! This is me, a white boy who is often mistaken for a girl-Wang.
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