There are few jokes.

1 Fat man made a girlfriend and broke up in less than a week. When a friend asked why, the fat man said, she said ... She was tired of watching me for a long time ... "

The guest said to the little host, look, what beautiful curly hair, is it from mom? The young master thought: I think my father gave it to me, because now he has no hair on his head. Three ghosts

The three ghosts came to God and said with one voice, "I died unjustly and should go to heaven!" " "God:" I only let the most unjust people go to heaven. Tell me how you died first. "

A: "I am a cleaner. One day, I was sweeping the floor on the top of an old building without an anti-theft net and accidentally fell down. I grabbed a sewer pipe, but the sewer pipe was knocked down by some bastard. Because the building is short, I didn't fall to death. As a result, a refrigerator fell on it and crushed me. "

B: "I went to someone else's wife's house to have an affair. As a result, her husband came home and I hid in the refrigerator. As a result, it seems that the refrigerator fell from the window without a security net. I didn't die because of the protection of the refrigerator. As soon as I came out, someone fell from above and killed me. "

C: "When I came home, I saw my wife with another man from my window. When I got home, I was very angry. I knocked down the sewer pipe, threw away the refrigerator and made a scene with my wife. As a result, I accidentally fell from the window and hit my head on someone else's head and died. "

God: "You all died unjustly. Go to heaven."

Reasons for arrest

Someone shouted, "The President is an idiot! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! As a result, he was arrested, but the charge was not "insulting the president" but "revealing state secrets"!