Waste paper falling joke

1 `On that foggy day, Xiao Li couldn't see the road clearly, but he had something urgent to do. At this time, he saw that the car in front had a light and followed, but after walking for a while, the car in front didn't go. He waited for a while and got impatient. He got off the bus and shouted, "Why doesn't the car in front go?" The person in front said, "I'm home." Xiao Li saw that the car had arrived at the garage.

2' Take the express train home, the air conditioner is very high, the car is stable, fast and comfortable, and all the men, women and children in the car are tired and collapsed in their seats. In a daze, everyone was awakened by a super vicious stuffy fart; Everyone frowned at first, and soon someone tried to cover their nose and mouth. When the concentration of smelly fart is getting higher and higher, everyone begins to stir and look at each other maliciously! Someone tried to open the window to get some air, but in despair, they found it was completely futile, because the window was closed ... Everyone was challenging the tolerance limit, and the last student couldn't hold back and shouted, "Stop the car! I want to go down! " The driver said, "The highway can't stop!" The student shouted again: "Please, I really can't hold back!" " "The driver still ignored. Finally, the student shouted, "Then I can't blame you. I want a loud one! " "