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17 new house decoration joke

It's been a while since the renovation of the new house was completed, and we haven't moved in yet, but everything is almost the same, just waiting for ventilation to move in. It is said that the renovation is a regrettable project. Sure enough, I found many regrets before moving into this new house. I will also take stock of those regrettable items for you. The renovation of new houses is something that everyone must experience. I didn't feel it when I pretended. After I installed it, I began to cry and regret all kinds! It's best to get ready before installation, rather than wait until the installation is completed. The experience of people who have experienced decoration is very important. Only by learning from others can we better install new houses. In fact, many small problems will not happen as long as you pay a little attention. Many owners have made the following decoration regrets, so you must pay attention when preparing to install a new house!

1, open kitchen

Don't follow the trend and make an open kitchen. The problem of oil fume is very serious, especially for families who cook traditional Chinese food, which is not suitable for open kitchens. The lampblack wall of the whole house will be black!

2. Kitchen treasures

It's a pity that the bathroom and kitchen didn't make a kitchen baby. I wash everything when the hot water comes, such as washing my hands in winter. If I wait for hot water, I will waste a big bucket of water, and the water fee will skyrocket! There is a kitchen treasure hot water to save electricity!

3. European range hood

Don't buy a European-style range hood, it looks useless, and tall people are prone to kowtow. I suggest buying a Chinese-style side-suction range hood, which perfectly solves the problem of cooking fume in the kitchen and is actually very beautiful!

4. Install the socket beside the toilet.

At first, I heard that some people laughed at others for being stupid to install sockets next to the toilet. As a result, it is more convenient to use someone else's smart toilet cover now! I can only watch!

5. Number of power outlets

It's a pity that the number of power outlets is too small, which makes the home full of patch panels. Any other place is fine. The kitchen has a small operating area, and nothing can be put down by adding a patch panel!

Step 6 take a shower

If you choose between the bathtub and the shower, the shower is highly recommended, which is practical and convenient, and it is easier to separate wet from dry. However, the glass door in the bathroom is a bit difficult to clean, so you must install a water stop, otherwise the dry and wet separation will have no effect at all!

7. Flue

I regret not getting the flue out. Now I cook at noon, and the fumes from other homes are coming in. I am speechless! Later, a check valve was installed, and the situation improved!

8. Liangba

The kitchen really needs air conditioning. Think about how happy it is to cook in a cool kitchen in hot summer. If the home is central air-conditioned, you can install a cool bully if you want to save some budget, otherwise you can't cook well in summer!

9. Network cable interface

If you are worried that the wifi at home is not good, you can try to leave two network cable interfaces in each room. It's so important that the network speed is stable now. You can't rely on a router alone!

10, bathtub

If there are two bathrooms at home, it is recommended to install a small bathtub, which is good for soaking big clothes or occasionally bathing the baby, and the price is much cheaper, much better than buying a small bathtub alone!

1 1, socket location

The position of the socket at home was not well measured, so the sofa blocked all the sockets as soon as it moved in. Originally, the number of sockets was not enough. It's really hard to waste a few here!

12, furniture

If you can buy finished furniture, don't call it a carpenter's fight. Unless the carpenter is skilled and knows the design at the same time, there will be no finished product!

13, floor color

The floor color should be lighter, so it is not easy to see dust! But the kitchen and bathroom are just the opposite. Buy something a little deeper, or it will be covered with hair and look dirtier!

14, storage space

Try to make more storage space. As the check-in time continues to lengthen, more and more things need to be placed, and the storage space can be expanded as much as possible!

15, ceiling fan for dining room

Try installing a ceiling fan in the restaurant. When it's not too hot, you don't have to turn on the air conditioner to worry about the food getting cold. Now the ceiling fan is quite delicious! More like an ornament.

16, balcony wall

Tiles are recommended for the balcony wall, otherwise the painted balcony can't stand the humidity! It is safest to use tiles, and it doesn't cost much to use similar tiles on the balcony!

17, lamp

Regret installing a lot of lights, in fact, only a few will be turned on at ordinary times, furniture items should be practical, and decorative things should be less!

18, washbasin

I regret that the glass washbasin used in the bathroom is 108 thousand miles worse than the ceramic washbasin, which is easy to get dirty and broken!

19, health corner

Decoration must eliminate sanitary dead corners, that is, places that are not easy to clean. Now there are sweeping robots, so don't worry that these places under the sofa can't be cleaned, but the sweeping robot above the wardrobe can't get up! It is suggested that the wardrobe and shoe cabinet be placed on the top, which can reduce a lot of cleaning!

20, hardware accessories

I regret buying that kind of cheap hardware accessories, especially bathroom hardware and faucet. Expensive and easy to use, cheap will break down in a few months!

2 1, bedside double control switch

The bedside must be double-controlled, otherwise you will forget to turn off the lights every time you sleep, and you will get out of bed when you are ready to sleep. It's too painful!

The lesson of 2 1 mentioned in the above article is believed to be a warning to everyone. I hope all of us can pay attention to it when decorating the house in the future, so as to avoid things that many people regret after moving in.