Need some short riddles and brain teasers. Thank you.

1. Two people went to the seaside to play and were suddenly swept away by a wave. The name of the person swept away is Xiao Ming. What's the other person's name? Call for help, of course! 2. What is a transparent sword? Invisibility (sword) 3. A little white cat fell into the river and a little black cat saved it. Excuse me, what is the first sentence of the little white cat after landing? Meow 4. Did the sun wake the rooster, or did the rooster wake the sun? It was the rooster who woke the sun, because the sun can't crow! Medium rare steak meets medium rare steak, why don't they say hello? Because they don't know each other. 6. What's the difference between a person falling from the fourth floor and a person falling from the fortieth floor? Falling from the 40th floor, you can see more scenery on the 36th floor. 7. Chocolate and tomato fight ~ Chocolate won, why? Chocolate won because of the chocolate bar! 8. What would a shark become if it ate a mung bean? Green bean paste (shark) 9. Why does silkworm baby have money? Because silkworm babies can cocoon (thrifty) 10. Many things will have various flavors after being cooked ... so cooking has always been very particular. But ... on the contrary ... one thing: it smells better if it is frozen. What is this? Refrigerator (incense) 1 1. How to make drinks bigger? Read the Great Compassion Mantra (porcelain) Great Compassion Mantra (cup) 13. A fat man fell from 12 floor and died. What happened to him? Fat man 14. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Shy Zebra Chapter 1 1 What does Beethoven inspire students? Brainstorming answer: Reciting textbooks (more points) will get more points. 2 Brainstorming question: There is a sign on a bridge that says "Don't cross the bridge". But many people still ignore it and go on. Why do you think it is? Brainstorm and answer: The name of this bridge is "No Crossing". Brainstorm question: what does it depend on to beat a dog and a tiger? Brainstorm answer: See if you have four kinds of brain teasers: When several objects of the same size and shape are side by side, is it possible that the closer you are to yourself, the smaller the object looks and the farther it is from you? Brainstorm answer: This will happen if specular reflection is used. 5 brain teaser question: what kind of wheel can't turn? Brainstorm answer: windmill wheel 6 Brainstorm question: What is something that has many teeth and can bite people's hair? Brainstorm answer: Hairpin 7 Brainstorm question: What animal stays up late every day? Brainstorm answer: panda, look at its dark circles. 8 Brainstorm question: When someone told Adan that her clothes had no buttons, she didn't care. Why? Brain teaser answer: 9 brain teasers with zippers: There are two cars driving at the same speed on two adjacent roads. Soon after, although neither car changed speed, car B suddenly began to overtake car A. Is this possible? Both roads are straight lines. Brainstorm answer: Lane A has a downhill section, which makes the distance longer. 10 brain teaser: What gnashes your teeth? Brainstorm answer: zipper 1 1 Brainstorm question: Did the last tooth fall out? Brainstorm answer: dentures 12 Brainstorm question: In a zoo, two lions escaped because of the negligence of the keeper, forgot to lock the cage and ran around the park. People are looking for administrators while avoiding danger, while administrators are hiding in safer places. Where is this place? Brainstorm answer: 13 Brainstorm question: Two people came to the river at the same time, both of them wanted to cross the river, but there was only one boat, and this boat could only carry 1 person. Can they all cross the river? Answer: Yes, because they are on both sides of the river. 14 brain teaser: What says "Dad" won't touch each other, but it will touch each other twice when it is called "Dad"? Brainstorm answer: upper and lower lips 15 Brainstorm question: Who goes to see a doctor every day? Brain teaser answer: Doctor 16 Brain teaser question: Why is Xiao Wang 13 birthday important 14 candle? Brainstorm and answer: there was a power outage that night, and one was used for lighting. 17 brain teaser topic: What do most self-employed people live on in today's society? Brainstorm answer: mouth 18 Brainstorm question: There is a master with strong martial arts. On rainy days, he went out without any rainproof items, and his whole body was wet, but his hair was not wet at all. What happened? Brainstorm answer: He is a monk without hair 19 Brainstorm question: What do you never eat for breakfast? Brainstorm answer: lunch and dinner 20 Brainstorm topic: Lao Zhang's stomach trouble is very serious, but he always goes to the dentist five days a week. Why? Brainstorm answer: Lao Zhang is a dentist. Why Panasonic is not as powerful as Sony? Answer: Panasonic (afraid of Sony's brother) 2 A and C, who is taller? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A is lower than C) 3 Which flower is the weakest, jasmine, sunflower or rose? Answer: Jasmine (a weak jasmine [beauty]) 4 What line do orangutans hate most? Answer: parallel lines. Parallel lines do not intersect (banana) 5 Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin? Answer: Eraser. (Poor rubber) 6 What are you afraid of? A: cloth is afraid of 10 thousand, paper is afraid of one thousand. (Not afraid of 10,000, just in case) 7 What will happen when Kirin flies to the North Pole? Answer: ice cream. Reason: Ice cream (ice unicorn) 8 1234567890 Which number is the most industrious and which number is the laziest? Answer: 1 lazy; 2 work hard. (1 Don't do it, 2 don't stop) 9 How to keep the sparrow quiet? Answer: Click. Reason: Silence What is 10 white plus white? Answer: White rabbits (two) 1 1 Is Jiaozi male or female? Answer: Male (Jiao Zi has a foreskin) 12 If there is a car, Xiaoming is the driver, Xiaohua is sitting on his right, and Xiaohua is sitting behind him, whose car is it? Answer: 13 If a wolf comes to the North Pole and accidentally falls into the sea of ice, what will it become after being picked up? Answer: Betel nut 14 Four people are playing mahjong in the house. The police came and took five people away. Why? Answer: Because the person they hit was called Mahjong 15, why didn't the plane hit the stars when it was flying so high? Answer: Because the stars will "flash" 16 One day, a medium-rare steak was walking in the street. Suddenly he saw a medium-rare steak in front of him, but he ignored him. Why don't they say hello? Answer: Because I was unfamiliar with 17, a fat man jumped from a tall building. And the result? Answer: Fat 18 Chocolate fights with tomatoes, and chocolate wins. Why? Answer: because of the chocolate bar 19, two people fell into the trap. The dead call the dead, what is the name of the living? Answer: Call for help. A shark ate a mung bean. What has it become? Answer: mung bean paste (mung bean shark) 2 1 Is Dandan the name of a dog or a tiger? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing) 22 What brand of car hates being touched? Answer: BMW BMW (don't touch me) Who is the mother of Chicken 23? Answer: paper helicopter (paper raw chicken) 24 has ABCD..26 letters. How many lETters are left after et left? Answer: 2 1 What's the name of the child who drove away UFOS UFO for 25 days? Answer: What is the name of the child born with 26 winds? Answer: The water rises (the wind rises) 27 Which animal has the worst sense of direction? Answer: Elk (Lost) 28 Wolf, Tiger and Lion Who will definitely be eliminated when playing games? Answer: Who is the child of Wolf (Momotaro) 29 Red Bean Family? A: What color is the excrement of 30 celery in South China (when those red berries come in spring)? Answer: Yellow (Qin Shihuang) 3 1 A mother gave birth to conjoined twins. Her sister's name is Mary, so what's her sister's name? Answer: Monroe (Marilyn Monroe) 32 Don't go out on rainy days without much money? Answer: 30000000 (go out without an umbrella [3]) 33 What should I do if the pigs in the pigsty come out? {Guess the stars} Answer: You Zhu from Wang Leehom 34 pigsty has come out. What should I do? {Guess the stars} Answer: The pigs in Han Hong 35 pigsty came for the third time. What should I do? {Guess a star} Answer: What brand of cosmetics is easy to catch a cold? Answer: ARCHE[ 37A and b can be transformed into each other. B can produce C in boiling water, and C can be oxidized to D in air. Smells like rotten eggs. What are a, b, c and d? Answer: A chicken B egg C cooked egg D rotten egg 38 What sword is transparent? Answer: I can't see 39. Who forgot the water for Andy Lau? Answer: Aha (Aha, can I have a glass of forgetful water? Why can't you see God's dick? Answer: The secret can't be revealed. 4 1 Why does the white rabbit stay with the goddess the Goddess Chang'e flying to the moon? Answer: Because Chang 'e is a radish leg, why do many dreams live in darkness all their lives? Answer: Because he can't see his fingers. Who cries when she thinks of her mother? Answer: Grandpa (thinking of his mother's words every night, sparkling tears, Lu) 44 Why do you want to put two spoonfuls of salt on the basketball board? Answer: It's a long story. Xiao Bai looks like his brother. Why? Answer: Truth 46 Which brand of electrical appliances is the ugliest? Answer: TCL (too ugly) 47 Which brand of electrical appliances smells the worst? Answer: Which brand of TCL (smelly) 48 is the worst? Answer: TCL (too rotten) 49 What fish is the most stupid? Answer: shark (stupid) fish 50 What fish is the smartest? Answer: Whale (sperm) fish 5 1 We say that a bear without a tail is called a koala, so what is a bear without a * * * *? Answer: The mother bear 52 tortoise built a house in her shell and got into it. {Guess a health care product} Answer: 53 Tortoise in the middle demolished the house, built another house, and then got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: 54 The tortoise demolished the house again, built the house again, and then got in. {Guess a health care product} Answer: The dog and the rabbit go to the teacher to recite it. Why did the teacher let the dog recite it first? Answer: Dog (Wang Wang Xianbei) 57 Which song has three people in the first sentence? Answer: I am not Huang Rong (me, Bush, Huang Rong). Why don't you vomit when you eat grapes? Answer: Which sect in Portugal does not lie? Answer: Who is the favorite person of Quanzhen Sect 60 to lend a helping hand? Answer: Doraemon 6 1 Which chat tool is the slowest? Answer: MSN (slow death) 62 Who is playing Chopin's nocturne? Answer: Winnie the Pooh (playing Chopin's Nocturne for you) 63 Where is your pigeon hiding? Answer: the roof (singing your song on the roof) 64 Why do lions always send people to contact things in the forest? Answer: Lost 65 A steamed stuffed bun fought with a potato, and the potato killed the steamed stuffed bun. {Guess a foodie} Answer: 66 bean paste buns died, and his father came to seek revenge for potatoes. Potatoes know that they can't beat them, so they run and run. A river stopped the potato {guess a vegetable} Answer: Whose is the Dutch bean 67 sea? Answer: pineapple (Baltic Sea) 68 A rooster and a hen (guess three words) Answer: Two chickens 69 A rooster and a hen (guess five words) Answer: Or two chickens 70 A rooster and a hen (guess seven words) Answer: Idiot, or two chickens 7 1 A bean fell. Only you can encourage him. Why? Answer: Why didn't the princess hang mosquito nets when she got married? Answer: Who is the mother of frog prince 73 meters? Answer: Who are Amy's mother and father? Answer: Is Amy's father a butterfly? Who is Amy's lover? Answer: Who is the grandmother of mouse (mouse loves rice)? Answer: Amy's grandmother is a great pen. Who is Amy's grandfather? Answer: Amy's grandfather is popcorn. Who is bigger, McDonald's or KFC? Answer: KFC (McDonald's is the uncle, KFC is the uncle) 75 eggs fought with chocolate, and chocolate won ~ {hit a foodie} answer: the chocolate stick egg was not convinced when it lost, and went to fight again ~ {hit a foodie} answer: the egg noodle was lost twice in a row, but still not convinced, so I went to find his brother's cake, and the cake was beaten by chocolate ~ {hit one. You can't do this, D~ so go find the chocolate theory! Finally, chocolate realized her mistake and took the initiative to apologize to the egg and cake. Answer: German chocolate 76 car can fly. {Guess a drink} Answer: How does coffee (car, fly) 77 make the drink bigger? Answer: Read the Great Compassion Curse 78. A white horse is called a white horse, a dark horse is called a dark horse, and a black and white horse is called a zebra. So what's the name of the black, white and red horse? Answer: Who runs fastest in the history of shy zebra 79? Answer: Cao Cao (speaking of Cao Cao) 80 Who wore glasses in the Tang Dynasty? Answer: Li Bai (such a bright line is at the foot of my bed, hey! Chapter III 1, Why don't good horses eat grass? The grass in the back is gone. 2. Why is summer vacation longer than winter vacation? Thermal expansion and cold contraction. 3. Why do geese fly to the south in autumn? If you walk too slowly, why do most Buddhists live in the northern hemisphere? There is no amitabha in the south. Why does the Statue of Liberty always stand in new york Harbor? She can't sit down. Why did the frog lose to the dog in the swimming competition? Breaststroke foul. 7. Dogs never take a bath. Why not have lice? Dogs give birth to dogs Why can Lao Wang's horse eat Lao Zhang's elephant? They are playing chess. 9. Xiao Zhang never touches the ground when he walks. Why? Because Xiao Zhang wears shoes 10, and the farmer keeps 10 cows, only 19 horns. Why? There is a rhinoceros 1 1. Xiaoming's grandfather sings while brushing his teeth. Why? It's a false tooth 12, a fierce hungry cat. Why did it run away when it saw a mouse? I ran to catch 13. Xiaohong and her mother are in the same class. Why? Mom is a teacher and Xiaohong is a student. Why does the roof of the neighbor Lao Li's house sometimes leak and sometimes it doesn't? It only leaks when it rains, and it certainly doesn't leak when it is sunny 15. Why do two tigers have to fight to the death and never give up? Because 16 no one dared to stop the fight, the wolf dragged the ewe away. Why did the lamb follow without saying a word? The lamb is not born yet. 17, there is a chicken and a goose in the refrigerator. The chicken froze to death, but the goose was still alive. Why? Penguin 18. Xiao Chen went to the cinema at the weekend, but he didn't see anyone. Why? Everyone is one by one, no one. 19, good John died, and the angel sent him to heaven. Why did he refuse to go? 20. Xiaoming's stomach is obviously bloated. Why does he keep drinking water? I fell into the river and was forced to 2 1. There are six steamed buns in the basin, one for each of the six children, but there is still one in the basin. Why? One child brought 22. Xiaoming brought 10 yuan to buy something from 75 yuan, but the boss only gave him 5 yuan. Why? Because I gave my boss 80 yuan 23, there was a monkey crouching on a roadside telephone pole, and the driver Xiao Li stopped the car immediately after seeing it. Why? Because the driver treats the monkey's ass as a red light, Xiao Ming always likes to break the alarm clock at home. Why does mother always ask her father who can't repair the clock to repair it for her? Xiu Xiaoming 25, Xiao Li often socializes because of his work. Although he comes home early every day, his wife still complains constantly. Why? Because Xiao Li went home every morning at the age of 26, Pangpang was a famous diver, but one day, he stood on the springboard, but he was afraid to jump. Why? Because there was no water below, a taxi was driving normally on the expressway, but it didn't violate any traffic rules, but was stopped by a policeman. Why? The police had to take a taxi. A plane crashed and there was a serious explosion. The staff is cleaning up the wreckage of the plane, but no one is injured. Why? They are all dead. There are two children who look exactly alike and have exactly the same birthdays. Are they sisters? They said yes and asked if they were twins. They saidno. Why? They are all 30-year-old triplets. There is a woman in a swimsuit. She walked on the soft sand. Although all this is normal, you will find that there are no footprints behind her. Why? She walked backwards at 3 1. Xiao Wang and his parents traveled abroad for the first time. Because of the language barrier, he seemed at a loss. Xiao Wang doesn't know any foreign languages, but he doesn't feel any inconvenience, just like at home. Why? Xiao Wang is a 32-year-old baby, and the bus is coming. A lady in a long skirt voted for 4 yuan, and the driver let her get on the bus. The second young lady wearing a miniskirt invested 2 yuan, and the driver also let her get on the bus. The third lady didn't give money, so the driver let her get on the bus. Why? 33. What is the real estate in China? "Emerald" 34. How can I find the lost thumbtack immediately? What is the cleanest way to clean the floor by stepping on the floor barefoot? 36. What is something smaller than bacteria? Son of bacteria 37. What book has the most problems? Behind every successful man, there is a woman. What is behind that failed man's back? 39. What says "Dad" won't touch each other, but it will touch twice when it is called "Dad"? What is in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? What is the first thing people do when they wake up in the morning? Open your eyes 42. What chicken has no wings? Frog 43, what is hard and comfortable to type? Dozing off 44. What water should I send as planned? What is the product with the same salary of 45, production date and effective date? Newspaper 46, What color are the teeth of black and white babies? Toothless 47, is there anyone who doesn't like to eat? Losing 48, the pig is full of treasures, which is very useful. What's the use of a pig to human beings? Swearing 49, what books can't be bought by bookstores? What are the flowers that bloom all year round? The plastic flower is 5 1, the diameter of a small round hole is only 1 cm, and an object with a volume of 100 cubic meter can pass through this small hole smoothly. What is this? Water 52. Where did the wicked people leave you alone and have to live with you? Fox is best at confusing men, so which "fine" men and women are fascinated together? Alcohol 54. What eggs can't be broken, cooked and eaten? 55. It takes six hours for the train to go from Beijing to Shanghai, and it has been three hours. Where is the train? What time does the clock go on track 56? This clock doesn't work? 57. There are some things that both buyers and sellers know, but only users don't know. What is this? Coffin? 58. What is the function of eggshells? Egg white and egg yolk? 59. What must everyone do seriously every day? Breathe? 60. What car is not difficult to drive? Windmill? 6 1, what game, the winner doesn't get the prize, and the loser gets the prize? Boxing and drinking? 62. Where in the world does the ocean not produce fish? Resign and go to sea? 63. What bamboo doesn't grow in soil? Firecrackers? 64. Please put nine horses into a stable on average, and make the number of horses in each stable the same. What should I do? Put nine horses in a stable and then put the other nine horses outside this stable? 65. What should a person do if he wants to become a millionaire overnight? Dreaming? 66. How to make a number greater than three and less than four with three chopsticks? π? 67. How can I drink the bottom of a full bottle of milk first? With a straw? 69. What if uncooked rice is cooked by accident? Dinner ~ ~? 70. A stick should be shortened, but it is not allowed to be sawed off, broken or shortened. What should I do? Take a longer one and compare it with 7 1. Kindergarten is over, but no children go out from the gate. What happened? ? 72. There is a single-plank bridge with a load of 80 kilograms. How do two 70kg iron balls weighing10kg cross the bridge? There are four people playing mahjong in the room. A policeman took them to the police station. Who is the man left in the room? A man named Mahjong 74, can a blue pen write the scarlet letter? Why not write "red"? 75. Can you turn ice into water with your quick tongue? Remove two points of water from the word "ice"? In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house, but he obediently takes off his hat when he sees a man. Who is that man? Barber 77, which month has 28 days? There are 28 days in a month? 78. A group of women were taking a bath by the river when suddenly a strange man broke in. What do you think they want to cover up most? Male eyes 79, a cow and a cow, guess three words! Two cows? 80. How long does it take to finish Peking University? One second is enough? 8 1, which tooth was lost last? Dentures? 82. Iron will rust if it is left outside. What about gold? Was it stolen? 83. How to distribute six oranges to five talents reasonably? Squeeze into orange juice? 84. What is the name of a beautiful woman who is afraid of losing her figure and not having children after marriage? Beauty? 85. What is the original number when the first number is 13 and the last number is 40? Forty-eight-six, why are there holes in the newly bought socks? How to wear it without a hole? 87. There is a saying that everyone will mispronounce when they see it? What word is it? Wrong? 88. When the car turns right, which tire doesn't turn? Spare tire 89, a man got on the wooden bridge, but then a tiger came behind, a snake in front and a cliff below. How did he finally get there? After passing out for 90 years, there was a cow, with its head facing north, turning three times to the right, two times to the left and one time to the right. Where did his tail turn at this time? Face down 9 1 Why does the egret always sleep with one foot down? Both feet shrank down.