Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - My girlfriend always likes to compare me with dogs. I think she disrespects me. What should I do?

My girlfriend always likes to compare me with dogs. I think she disrespects me. What should I do?

Hey, brother. When did humans descend to the point of comparing themselves to dogs? Although dogs are human beings' best friends, they are not so kind. It doesn’t matter what you think, it just seems to me that she disrespects you very much.

I suggest that you get a cat, and then when she compares you with a dog, you can take out your own cat and say lightly that none of my cats will compare me with you. Dog than.

Actually, the above is just a joke to adjust your mood. Really, brother, if you like someone without a bottom line and no dignity, this love will become very scary. The more silent you are, if you don’t be brave enough to protect your dignity and show some domineering attitude of your boyfriend, you will be the rest of your life. Maybe she compares him to a dog. Think about it, what a miserable life it is.

Next time when she looks like this, your momentum should rise, and you should tell her righteously and seriously that as her boyfriend, you cannot allow such comparisons. Just tell her frankly that I feel disrespected by you. Even if this is just a joke, you definitely don't like such a joke! Frankness is more effective than any other method. Let her feel your thoughts so that she may realize her mistake. Go ahead and have a serious communication with her. If she really loves you, she will feel that something is wrong. There is nothing that serious communication cannot resolve.

Just kidding, if you are so bad that even dogs are better than you in her eyes, just let her fall in love with dogs.

Okay, don’t say the above sentence, it’s still my bad taste. The same goes for the next sentence.

The best way, brother, I suggest, kill the dog.