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A vivid description of hot weather.

1, the sun in August is like a fire umbrella, and at noon, the sky is dazzling, like a white-hot iron plate. The twigs of weeping willows on the roadside are motionless, the shadows of trees shrink into a ball, and the dusty leaves roll painfully. The asphalt pavement has also been softened by the sun. Looking into the distance, it seems that there is a transparent steam rising on the deserted road.

The flaming umbrella hangs high in the air, so hot that the fish in the river dare not surface and the birds dare not fly out of the mountains. Even the dogs in the village just stick out their tongues and gasp endlessly.

After cleaning the room, I went downstairs to take out the garbage. As soon as I got out of the corridor door, I felt the heat wave coming at me. Looking up again, it is really "the blue sky is floating and the dazzling sunshine is shining." The yard was quiet, and none of the old people who left early could be seen. I thought to myself, it's so hot in the morning, how can I spend lunch?

The willows in the street look sick. The leaves were covered with dust and rolled around the branches, and the branches did not move. There is white light on the road, and the vendors dare not shout. The plexiglass signboard at the door of the store seems to have been sunburned.

5. It is really hot today! The burning sun baked the earth mercilessly, and the earth was burned like a huge cage, which made people breathless.

6. The scorching sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, ripe grains bend down in the heat. Grasshoppers, like grass leaves, make a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields, among the reeds on the shore.

7. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, which makes people breathless.

8. The big leaves on both sides of the road are drooping by the sun, and the grass is wilted by the sun, just like eggplant beaten by frost. Is anybody there? Some people turned on the air conditioner, some people turned on the electric fan, some people fanned hard with the fan ... People working outside were sweating and kept saying, "It's too hot! If only I were at home, it would be more comfortable to turn on the air conditioner, but now it is so hot, so hot, we are as uncomfortable as a drowned rat! "

9. The asphalt road is sunnier than the grass, and you can't get your feet out when you step on it, and there is an unpleasant burning smell. The white building stands quietly in the dusk light, gentle and reserved. There are only a few hills in the distance, and it accepts the embrace of the sunset glow with infinite enthusiasm, which makes people dare not look at it for a long time.

10, it was the hottest noon in summer, and the sun in the south unscrupulously threw hundreds of millions of high temperatures out of its nuclear melting pot. At this time, except those who soak in the Lijiang River and work in places with air conditioning, the rest are heavy and top-heavy. There are wisps of smoke in the sky. Needless to say, it was baked by the sun, and the cloud was angered by Hua Song and sank into the water.

1 1. Look, the puppy is lying on the ground panting, as if to say, "Hey, it's so hot!" Cicada is tearing her throat in the tree and keeps calling, "It's really hot this summer! The sun is drying the water on me. " The seedlings in the field were bent by the sun and said weakly, "Thirst! Thirst! I'm dying of thirst! "

12, at noon in midsummer, the scorching sun bakes everything on the earth mercilessly. The earth was scorched by the sun, as if it were covered by a huge steamer, which made people breathless.

13, at noon in midsummer, the burning sun scorched everything in front of me mercilessly: the concrete floor in the community and the opposite building was like a bronze mirror, which made my eyes hard to open; Trees droop their heads and lean weakly against this difficult time, raising their heads from time to time, as if to see if there are dark clouds floating in the distant sky. At this time, the ground is like being covered by a huge steamer, which makes people breathless. Hiding in an air-conditioned room, I just hope it will rain heavily early.

14, one day in summer vacation, it was very hot. The sun scorched the earth and there was no wind all day. The willows beside the moat are dejected and lifeless. Cicada cried out in despair "hot … hot …"; It's hard to find an ant on the ground ― they can't stand the heat.

15, the sun is like a big fireball, emitting a series of intense light, illuminating everything on the earth, making people feel that they are in a hot kingdom. People generally don't want to go out when they have nothing to do. If they really have something to go out, they should also wear sun hats or bring wet towels. As soon as they get home, they can't wait to turn on the electric fan or air conditioner and enjoy the cool wind they send out.

16, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

17, the summer sun is like a big stove, roasting the earth, even the air is hot, and people sweat when they move.

18, the bird doesn't know where to hide; The vegetation is dejected and despondent, as if dying; Only cicadas keep chirping in the branches; It's really breaking gongs and drums to cheer for the scorching sun!

19, the whole city is like a burnt-out brick kiln, which makes people breathless. Dogs lie prone on the ground with bright red tongues, and mules and horses have particularly large nostrils.

20. Cicada kept chirping in the branches, as if cheering for the scorching sun.

2 1, at noon, the burning sun scorched the ground. Old people from all households came out and sat in cool places to talk about this and that, expressing their opinions and opinions. The cicada and cicada in the tree cried listlessly, as if to say, "Oh dear! It is really hot today. The dead sun killed me. This lifeless summer is really hot. But summer is also good, which can make seedlings grow rapidly! "

22. At noon, there was no cloud in Wan Li. There is no wind in the scorching sun overhead. All the trees stood there listlessly and lazily.

23. The robust old willow droops its branches listlessly, its green leaves curl, and it hangs its head in dismay like a scolded child. I don't know where the wind hides. It's hot everywhere. The cicada in the tree also stretched out its voice and cried desperately, "I can't stand it, I can't stand it ..."

Talking about hot weather

First, heat: describe it as very hot. Describe the example of the sun more: the hot sunset outside the window shines on the vast grassland, but there is no figure, which makes people feel that they have entered the primitive zone.

In February and July, the sun was poisonous and people sweated.

Third, I don't know the heat, but I cherish the long summer.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

5. It always tickles your heart, thinking of going up a storey still higher, but afraid of climbing high and cold, and slipping into hatred.

6. The clods on the ground were scorched by the sun, and several dark brown crickets jumped around like springs.

Seven, why do you hate wheatgrass, and why is Xia Mu Yang Yin cute?

In August and July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

Nine, the scorching sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the mature ears of grain are bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

In the midsummer of 10 and July, there is not a cloud in the blue sky. The sun is scorching the earth, the water in the river is boiling hot, and the soil in the field is smoking.

In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if they were afraid that the sun would burn their wings.

Twelve, sultry: the weather is very hot, the air pressure is low, and the temperature is high, which makes people uncomfortable to breathe. Ex.: Late spring in the south is a bit sultry, so people change their clothes early. Compared with us, they seem to be having two festivals.

Thirteen, in midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade, as if afraid that the sun will burn their wings.

14. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in pepper water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

Fifteen, the big cold wins the slight cold, and the weather is frozen into a ball; Bark in the kennel and sleep in the magpie's nest; I piled the blessings into an information cup; Water full of blessings makes you intoxicated; In the cold season, I wish you good health, beautiful home and all the best!

Sixteen, the sun is irritating, and I can't wait to enjoy the cool under the tree.

Seventeen, the clods on the ground are boiling hot, and a few dark brown big-bellied crickets jump around like springs.

Eighteen, the sun is like fire: it describes the strong sunshine in summer, indicating the heat. Example: The scorching sun scorches the rice seedlings.

Nineteen, the sun is burning, and the cicada is not far away.

It's so sultry that I can't breathe.

Twenty-one, the temperature is very high, and the hot sun shines directly on everything, making those stone steps white. Due to the reflection of these stone steps, the eaves are also heated, so the air there is dull and as hot as a boiler. In this hot climate, empty chairs crackle. As for the standing speculators, in order to avoid the scorching sun, they are trying to find the shadows covered by those pillars.

Twenty-two, today, the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

23. Those who know how to let go find ease, those who know how to forget find freedom, and those who know how to care find friends. Cold or not, cold is cold. May your heart be warm forever.

Life is full of hardships, friends are with you, and peace is a blessing. I wish you a speedy recovery, a good mood every day and a good dream every night. I will always be with you in my dream until dawn!

Twenty-five, extremely hot: extremely hot. The tropical climate is hot during the day and not cool at night.

Twenty-six, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

Twenty-seven, the inevitable heat in summer is really a headache, whether walking on the road under the scorching sun or entering the shadow of trees and houses; Whether in the morning or at night, the heat of that summer is always with you, haunting you, which is really annoying.

Let's stay at home. We can fry eggs on the sidewalk.

Twenty-nine, hot and dry: dry and sultry. Describe the weather. Sometimes it also describes indoor heat. Exodus: Since the summer, there has been no wind or rain, and the weather is hot and dry.

The temperature is very high, and the hot sun shines directly on everything, making those stone steps white. Due to the reflection of these stone steps, the eaves are also heated, so the air there is dull and as hot as a boiler. In this hot climate, empty chairs crackle. As for the standing speculators, in order to avoid the scorching sun, they are trying to find the shadows covered by those pillars. Fazola: Money.

Thirty-one, Wan Li is clear, there is not a cloud in the sky, and the sun bakes the ground hot; A south wind blew, rolling up a heat wave from the ground, which made people feel suffocated. Weeds can't resist the sun exposure, and the leaves are rolled into thin strips. Whenever in the afternoon, people always feel tired easily, just like just waking up, feeling groggy and unwilling to move. Even the birds in the Woods are resting in the trees with their mouths open, and they are too lazy to fly out for food. Jin Jingmai's Song of Ouyang Hai

Thirty-two, hot: very hot. Describe the weather. Exodus: The heat in summer will not make us anxious. What worries us is that the plane flies too slowly.

Thirty-three, unbearable heat: describe it as very hot and unbearable.

Thirty-four, impatience: describe the heat. Example: the sun rises very high; The burning tropical sun is scorching vilen. (also describe the pain feeling of being burned or whipped, and describe emotions such as excitement, anxiety, irritability and shyness. Such as burning pain )

On July 35, in the blue sky, the sun hung like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

Jokes about hot weather

First, the puppet made a girlfriend and was full of joy. A few days later, my girlfriend suddenly said, puppet, I don't want to ML with you anymore. It hurts to be poked by sawdust every time! The sad puppet went to the carpenter to find a way. The carpenter said to him, this is very simple. You just need to sand it with sandpaper. A few days later, the speaker asked: Have you made up with your girlfriend? The puppet replied, "Who needs a girlfriend with sandpaper?"

Second, it's too hot and there's little urine!

Third, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

Fourth, the rhyme of Xia Feng brings you good luck, and the voice of summer rain wishes you good health, beautiful summer flowers and long-term happiness. The hot summer is here, I wish you a happy summer! Remember to forward it!

Fifth, don't forget to drink porridge in hot weather, and it won't be uncomfortable in dog days; Mung bean porridge quenches thirst and lotus seed porridge refreshes; Red beans and jujube promote blood circulation and invigorate qi, and banana porridge clears away heat and detoxifies; Porridge should not be too salty, and it is convenient to drink in summer.

Nu Wa: I really regret that I didn't cover the sun when I mended the sky last time.

Seven, it was too hot to sleep last night, lz suggested getting up and engaging in activities, so the dormitory collectively fought against the landlord and the loser got dressed. . . Alas, they are all tears. . . . . Four down jackets. . .

Eight, the weather is very hot, just out of the sun, it is already a burning sky.

Nine, my cousin got married and invited Coca-Cola to have a drink ... After drinking, he cried with his wife ... and touched all the guests and friends ... Only I knew that I secretly put mustard in his coke, which made me famous.

Ten, it is said that Wuhan is a stove in summer, and it is only after you go that you really feel the taste of "Regan Noodles".

Xi. Miss in spring, love in summer, blessings in autumn and wishes in winter. Meet in this life and be happy every day; Love this life and love you forever; This life oath will not change. May our love last forever.

Twelve, tell you a few quick ways to relieve summer heat: besides looking in the mirror, look at the bank card balance, pinch your stomach, and look at the stealth state of your sweetheart QQ. Is my heart cold now?

13. After intense light radiation, scorching sun, strong wind, lightning strike, mosquito bite and rain wash, this short message finally reached your mobile phone and said to you: Pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot summer. The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

14. When I went to work in the morning, on the bus, I found several people around me looking at me strangely. I didn't pay attention to their eyes, poking my fingers and whispering something. My only idea at the moment is to play a stirring song "Above the Moon" with a cottage. Finally, an old lady pointed to my brother and said, "Little friend, are you wearing your clothes backwards?" I looked down, yes, I put on the T-shirt inside, and then I realized that their strange eyes were just to look at 2B. I want to be a seven-foot man, and I can't stand the eyes of these amateurs. So I made an earth-shattering decision now. I took off my clothes and turned them back to wear them in front of the public. Just after undressing, I found that everyone's eyes changed again. How can I describe it to you? For example, they just looked at 2B implicitly, but now this look is absolutely naked and not implicit. Gee, I took a contemptuous look at this group of laity, and then looked down at my clothes. This bow, I finally understand why the eyes of this group of laity are so vivid. It turned out that the bra my daughter-in-law drew for me last night was still fresh in my mind ... so my head suddenly became empty, and there was only one voice left in my ear: horseshoe, horseshoe, Europe, Europe. ...

Fifteen, "Do I know you very well?" "Well, soon," they said, standing in the sun!

Tell the person you like. If the person you like rejects you, your heart will be cold! It won't be hot!

17. Wash your face, comb your hair, put on some rouge and powder, and then go to Sanfu.

When I was eighteen, I suddenly remembered a deskmate in junior high school. It was amazing. This god often does not wash his hands for several days, and his hands are all black. Oh, my God. One day, the teacher asked me to check the overall hygiene, including personal hygiene. The next morning, the Great God still didn't wash as usual, and class was about to start. I was holding hands with him when I saw this great god borrow a tape from his former classmates, wrapped his hand tightly, and then pulled it away … His hand was white! White! White!

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

Don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

It's too hot for me to think. I need to find a place to cool off.

Twenty-two, now I find that "stay where you are" is really not a swearing word. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

Twenty-three, the hot summer heat is unbearable, I will teach you a strange way to cool off the heat: at noon, the sun is in the sky, and you can exercise hard in the open space without shelter. Once you get heatstroke, you can cool off the heat. This is called fighting poison with poison, and attacking "summer heat" with "summer heat".

Twenty-four, my god, you have to let everyone know that this summer has been contracted by Flame Mountain!

Twenty-five, an old childlike innocence, the harvest is happiness; An endless belief, the harvest is success; A healthy body is at peace; Friends who always care about you will be happy. Friend, give you my deep blessing and reap sweet happiness! The weather is changeable, pay attention to your health!

26. How often do you take a bath in winter? -In winter, take a bath. . .

27. Yesterday afternoon, it was hot in Lanzhou, Gansu. After a few hours of shopping with his girlfriend, a young man suddenly fainted to the ground and was unconscious. My girlfriend was frightened, so she called 120 to send her boyfriend to the hospital for emergency treatment. The doctor said it was nothing serious, just heatstroke.

He Xiangu: I don't wear sunscreen. I only wear sunscreen leaves and lotus leaves (European leaves)!

Twenty-nine, send you a Saqima, and happiness will take you as a target; Give you a piece of soft bread and your troubles will disappear; Give you a glass of orange granules, knock on the door happily every day and give you a glass of wine. Good luck will be your watchdog!

Thirty, I just wanted to turn gracefully, but I didn't expect to hit the wall!

Thirty-one, protect yourself and love others, please don't come out in the middle of the night to scare people ~

Bai: In the past, all the little dragons in the sea were dying from the sun. On the way to learn the scriptures, the hoof faces west and looks like a water dispenser everywhere.

Thirty-three, summer is coming, the weather is hot, there are more girls, glistening thighs! However, although girls nowadays dress more dangerously, they look safer. ...

34. I don't usually send messages. If I want to send it, I will only send it creatively! In the past, cliches were laughed at. Now, if you do your best, you have to make a high profile. If you say it, you are not afraid of being wonderful, simple but not simple: pay attention to heatstroke prevention in hot weather.

Thirty-five, suddenly a little sad: when I was a child, there seemed to be fewer and fewer trees and ponds to enjoy the cool. How did you spend such a hot summer? Would you like to go back to the days when there was no air conditioning, only fans, shade trees and mosquito nets?

Thirty-six, the table is too hot, mahjong has just been coded, and it is actually burnt.

The weather is like an oven. I really can't stand it. Almost done.

Friends from Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai, the central heating you desperately demanded eight months ago has finally come true!

39. Recently, I saw someone say that when a girl with conservation of energy gets cold, a man will get hot once, but a long and safe girl will only get cold, but a man will not get hot.

Sentences describing hot weather

I don't want to go out, it's very hot.

Second, spring is coming! Look, the melting ice water woke up the stream. Ding Dong, Ding Dong, is like a magical singer of nature, singing crisp and sweet songs and rushing forward.

Third, although the burning sun has not yet come directly, the sand on the roadside has already revealed a timid light. The grass seems to be unable to withstand the scorching sun and slowly hangs down its leaves. Only the fish in the pond are not afraid of the heat and swim freely in the water in the trees on the shore.

Fourth, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

Five, the scorching sun: describe the strong sunshine in summer. It can also be called scorching sun. Exodus is like a scorching sun.

The weather in June and July, the sun is poisonous, making people sweat.

Seven, the scorching sun, on both sides of the road, the mature ears of grain were so hot that they bent down and bowed their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.

Eight, the scorching sun is like fire, the earth is like a steamer, and it is so hot that people can't breathe.

Nine, today the sun is like fire, and cicadas are singing.

Ten, spicy: describe as spicy as people. Describe the sun more Ex. The scorching sun is very uncomfortable. It can also describe the feeling of embarrassment. ) heat: describes the steaming appearance.

Eleven, fiery: fiery. Mostly used to describe the heat of the sun. The hot sun is in the sky. (also describes people's inner feelings or relationships, or struggles, such as fiery hearts. The hot sun is in the sky. )

Twelve, there is not a cloud in the air, there is not a wind, the sun is overhead, and all the trees are listless and lazily standing there.

Thirteen, in midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly in the shade, as if afraid that the sun will burn their wings.

In April and July, the sun hangs in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds can't stand the heat and quietly hide without a trace. The trees on the river bank spread thick branches and leaves, trying to block out the glare of the sun.

Fifteen, the sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and there is no shady place on the empty street.

16. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are steamed by the fiery red sun hanging high in the air, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicated breath.

Seventeen, days, gloomy. Although there is no sun, it is sultry. Cicada singing in the trees has a low and slow voice and a weak voice; The spider is busy mending its delicate gossip net; The ants nervously moved the delicious food out of the cave. The grass hung on the ground. Willow is also like a patient, with weak branches. We sat in the shade to enjoy the cool, but there was no wind. The air is still, and the sweat seems to fly away, as if it had turned into steam before falling to the ground. Ah! At this time, it is going to rain!

Eighteen, stars, lonely moon is difficult to be relative. Love and hate winter, this feeling is not eternal, so where do you go? The yellow sand is long and the sunset is longer. Sunset laughs at the world of mortals, and has been willful since ancient times.

Nineteen, there is not a cloud in the air, there is not a wind, the sun is overhead, and all the trees are listless and lazily standing there.

20. Grass, reeds and red, white and purple wild flowers are steamed high in the sky by a fiery red sun, and the air is filled with sweet and intoxicating breath.

Twenty-one, damp and hot: humid and sultry. Example: I live in a cellar in the mountains. It is still warm in winter and humid in summer.

Twenty-two, the sun is like fire: sunlight is like fire. Describe the weather is very hot.

Twenty-three, the burning sun tore the skin of the earth.

24. The weather is sultry, there is no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen.

Twenty-five, summer heat: summer sunshine is strong and very hot. Tree-lined: The trees are densely covered with branches and leaves, which block the sun. It's midsummer.

Twenty-six, hot: extremely hot. The blazing sun scorched the sand and stones on the ground. Excessive heat: heat, heat.

In July, the sun hung in the blue sky like a fireball, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

Twenty-eight, violent heat: very hot. : Exodus Since the summer, the weather has been very hot, and the seedlings are dying of drought.

Twenty-nine, the afternoon sun is so strong that even the water in the paddy field is steamed to make a small noise. The leaves of seedlings can stand paper, lose their light green luster and have no wind. People are walking on the ridge with seedlings on both sides, so hot that they sweat all over and can't breathe well, so the water doesn't want to come out. -Ai Wu: A woman's tragedy.

Even if it rains, I don't know if spring will go, but it will be sunny before summer is deep.

Thirty-one, the hot sun is in the sky, and on both sides of the road, the mature ears of grain are so hot that they bend over and lower their heads. Grasshoppers are as numerous as grass leaves, making a weak and noisy sound in wheat fields and rye fields and among the reeds on the shore.