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An ancient poem about disturbing the bridal chamber-take a plan (1)

The word "prepare for a rainy day" reminds people to prepare for a rainy day. Book of Songs Wind Owl: "Take a rainy day ... take a rainy day." It means to repair the doors and windows of the house before it rains. Later, the metaphor was to prepare in advance. The original intention of "preparing a plan" here is to entangle and bind, and it also means to prepare. Nowadays, at noon, it is a formal wedding ceremony (hotel, attended by all relatives and friends), and at night (in the bedroom), there are no elders and children, only people of the same age or older participate, and implicit sexual knowledge popularization activities are carried out through games and jokes. From today to the past, this poem should also have this meaning in the preparations for the couple to get married and have children.

I. Original text

The slightest bit is paid, and Samsung is in the sky. When is the evening? See this lover. Zi Xi Xi④, such a lover!

Take precautions, and Samsung is in the corner. When is the evening? Seeing this encounter. Son, son, what a surprise!

Take precautions, three stars are at home. When is the evening? Look at this. Attending doctor. Son, son, what a pity! [ 1]

Two. notes

① Take preventive measures: winding and bundling. Still lingering. Pay-as-you-go: this is a metaphor for the unity and friendship between husband and wife.

② Samsung: The participating stars are mainly composed of three stars. The brightest star that first rises on the western horizon in autumn night is Taibai Star, also called Venus. It is the Taibai Venus in Journey to the West. Also known as Chang Geng Xing, it was also called Shang Xing in ancient times. Modern astronomers believe that it is the brightest star that disappears last every morning. It is generally called the morning star and was called Shenfu star in ancient times. Namely: ginseng business is a star.

3 lover: husband, refers to the groom. Zhu Chuanshi said, "Yes, my husband." "Lover" was originally a symmetrical word used by couples in ancient times, and later it was specially used by wives to address their husbands, meaning kind and virtuous people. It is said that both "husband" and "wife" come from this word, so the husband calls his wife "wife" and adds a woman to distinguish between the sexes.

④ Son Xi: You.

⑤ Grass: Grass for livestock.

6 Angle: refers to the southeast corner.

⑦ Accidental meeting: How did you meet unexpectedly in the first place? Solution, solution, joy. The original meaning is harmony between men and women, which means like-minded people here.

8 Chu: Vitex negundo.

9 households: door.

Attending: Beauty refers to the bride.

Three. translate

The translation of this poem is best made into a short play, which is more vivid. Listen to the next decomposition.