You can help me find Chinese nursery rhymes, homophonic jokes, homophonic allegorical sayings and homophonic stories.

● Air bag-pretend to be crazy and sell silly. (install wind).

●. Song Jiang's strategist-useless. (Wu Yong).

● The old woman went to the henhouse-idiot. (running eggs).

Low straw hat throw pole-be careful. (leaving the rope).

Brother is not at home-come on. (sister-in-law).

My nephew plays with lanterns as usual. (According to uncle).

●. The rain hits Huangmei's head-unlucky. (pour plums).

● Half a grain of cotton-no way. (bullet-free)

●. Bald man with an umbrella-lawless. (no hair can't).

● Shorty transition-peace of mind. (Pan Xin).

● Horse shops buy pigs-that's not true. There is no such city.

●/kloc-weather in 0/2 months-hands and feet. Frozen hands and feet.

A father kowtows to his son-hang it all. There is no such gift.

* * * Toilet or stone-causing public outrage. (causing male feces).

Wear a fur coat backwards-pretend. Pretending to be a sheep.

● Confucius moved-completely lost. All the books.

●. Pregnant women walk on a wooden bridge-despair. (The risk is quite high).

●. Grandma's dead son-hopeless. (No uncle).

The husband slapped a face. (wife is cold).

● Scholar's towel-guaranteed to lose. (Bao Shu).

The tortoise climbed the threshold-but look at this. But look at this page.

● It's not surprising that the needle is still picking towels. (Not enough for a flag).

● Slash the bamboo with a blunt knife-hard. (it won't ring).

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

Knock melon seeds and bug-everyone has it. There are all kinds of benevolence.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (Silence).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. I can't do it.

Low salt shop chat-nothing to do. It's too salty to cook.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need to cross the sea by boat-it has its own laws. (have their own methods).

● Blow the horn through the window-it has a good reputation. (singing outside).

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. (out of the sea)

Laojiu's brother.-Really? (old ten).

* Buried in an empty coffin-supercilious. There is no one in the Woods.

Low. The tortoise in the solution-the rule. (turtle lifts).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

Raw peanuts-you must make noise. I'm going to explode.

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (needle and thread)

It is just right for any girl to marry Zheng Jia. (Zheng Heshi).

The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

Wash Huang Lian by the river-why bother? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence. (pretending to be clear).

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (Want to fly).

● Monkeys learn to walk-pretend. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (Good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish. (from silk).

●. The blind take the blind-busy. (blind and blind).

Long live the leaves with nosebleeds. I am red.

●. What should come is coming-get to the bottom of it. (tattoo to the end).

● Walking in the watermelon field. (the circle where the left and right sides intersect).

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones-turn over a new leaf. (changing shoes).

● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. One bag is not as good as one.

The beans at the bottom of the bowl-lifelike. (the grain enters the eye).

● Selling cloth without feet-bad intentions. (deliberate accident).

Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only a saw.

● Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

There is no oil in the lamp-wasting your heart. (Waste of energy).

Zhong Kui married his sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

● Stick to Huang Lian-suffering year after year. (sticky)

● Open a drawer in the drugstore-for fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poop-poop).

● Riding a horse in an opera-no way. (on foot)

● Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-as scheduled. Salt comes first.

● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).

● Carry a lantern and move a stone-do it. (copy).

● The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

● The whip in the cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).

●. The backbone of children-the generation of small people. The back of the villain.

● Aviation somersault-from wrong to right. (inverted flight test).

●. The mouse falls into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-he has nothing. (No temple).

● The freighter goes out to sea-a layman. (Foreign Airlines).

● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

●. Weasel in the henhouse-speculation. (stealing chickens).

● Soak the stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story. One salt is hard to get in.

● There are reasons for setting off firecrackers in the well. (with a round sound).

● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

● Eat ginseng on your ass-spare. (added).

●. The mother of Pi Di-too thick-skinned. (Empress Dowager Pi).

● Millennium stone Buddha statue-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself. (Make a sheep face)

● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

● Talking to fans-. (rumor)

Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

● Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. A true sutra

● Eat in a small bowl and watch the weather. (author Tim).

● The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy. (heavy meat).

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. The turtle's heart is like an arrow.

There is a hole behind the temple-great. The temple is finished.

●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. No deer.

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time. (nine articles).

● Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally. (self-dyeing).

Low. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (tail hair disorder).

● The stove has turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal).

● The rice cooker smokes-confused. The rice is burnt.

Nephew plays lanterns-as usual (uncle)

Nail shoes without awls-how nice (needles)

Asshole's ass-regulation (turtle)

Walking in the Watermelon Field —— See the source (circle) on both sides

Blind people go to school-don't admit defeat (book)

Masons' tiles are painted with knives.

The clay idol washes his face-the blind man who lost his face (wet) entered the smoking hall-modern. (touching the lamp).