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What is a smart Jew?

At Auschwitz, a Jew said to his son, "Now our only wealth is wisdom. Others say that one plus one equals two, you should be greater than two. " The Nazis poisoned hundreds of thousands of people in Auschwitz, but the father and son survived.

1998, they came to Houston, USA to do bronze ware business. One day, the father asked his son what the price of a pound of copper was. The son answered 35 points. The father said, "Yes, the whole state of Texas knows that the price of copper per pound is 35 cents, but as a Jewish son, it should be $3.50." You try to use a pound of copper as a doorknob. "

Many years later, his father died and his son ran a bronze ware shop alone. He makes bronze drums, reeds on Swiss clocks and watches and Olympic medals. He once sold a pound of copper for $3500. At this time, he is the chairman of mccall Company.

However, what really made him famous was a pile of rubbish in New York State.

In 2006, the US government invited public bidding to clean up the garbage discarded during the renovation of the Statue of Liberty. But months passed and no one responded. When he heard that he was traveling in France, he immediately flew to new york. After seeing the mountains of copper blocks, screws and wood under the Statue of Liberty, he signed unconditionally.

Many transportation companies in new york secretly laughed at his foolish behavior. Because in New York State, there are strict regulations on garbage disposal, which may be sued by environmental organizations. Just when someone wanted to see Texas jokes, he began to organize workers to sort garbage. He had the scrap copper melted and cast into the little Statue of Liberty. Processing cement blocks and wood into a base layer; Make waste lead and aluminum into the key to new york Square. Finally, he even packed all the dust cleaned from the Statue of Liberty and sold it to a flower shop. In less than three months, he turned this pile of waste into $3.5 million in cash, and the price of copper per pound increased by 654.38+0.0000 times.