What is the cold joke you have heard?

Just taking the subway, a teenager just stepped into the carriage to close the door, and the drip sounded. A little brother next to him said "overweight", and the boy said "Oh" and went out ... and then the car door closed.

One day, Piggy Peggy ran home crying and said to her mother, "Mom, Mom, they all say I look like a hair dryer ... Woo-hoo ..."

Peggy's mother: "Talk, don't blow at me ..."

Actually, I have a secret joke, but I lost my key. ......

The coldest joke I have ever heard is: One day, the phone hung up.

I didn't understand at first. You taste it carefully The more you taste it, the funnier it gets [covering your face] [covering your face]

The third joke is not generally cold. If you understand, I will be your iron powder.

① When the WeChat business is in full swing, there are often strangers and beautiful women who add WeChat, which is generally to promote stocks and other teas, but generally not to add or directly blacklist them. But I left one without deleting it, because many games need benefit sharing and sharing with friends. Sorry, I want to share it with this beautiful woman. In this way, she shares stocks with me every day, and I share games with her every day. Everything is fine. This lasted for more than a month, and finally she blacked me out. . .

A confessor went to the priest and said, "I was wrong." The priest said, "Never mind, God will forgive you." The confessor said, I stole a bike for you. The priest said, "No, no, you don't give it to me, just give it to the master." The confessor said, "He doesn't want it." The priest said, "Then you can take it." When the priest came home, he found his bike missing.

(3) "I lost all my living expenses playing cards last week, which is terrible."

"ah? Then what did you do? "

"I ate Flammulina velutipes and corn for a week."

"Flammulina velutipes and corn are not cheap. Eat this without money? "

"Alas ~ elder brother, you don't understand ..."

There are many jokes and humor, and the real humor lies in the people. In order to find happiness, I once bought a humorous calendar, but I didn't laugh after reading dozens of them, which made me very angry! What humor encyclopedia? They are all liars. It's all bullshit

The teacher asked a classmate how to reduce white pollution. The classmate replied: Make the lunch box green.

1. The Tang Priest's horse was frightened and ran to the cliff. Friar Sand hurriedly called out, "Master, rein in your horse!" Master shouted angrily, "I'm not happy!"

2. the Monkey King asked Pig Bajie and told his brother where my golden cudgel was. Pig Bajie replied: Brother Monkey, your golden hoop is great because it matches your head shape.

3. College roommates secretly smoke at the bedside in the middle of the night. The next day, another roommate with 700-degree myopia secretly told me that anyone who sleeps in the middle of the night and grinds his teeth is covered with sparks. ....

The hunter shot at the fox in the forest and died inexplicably. The fox laughed at the hunter's body and said, I am a reflective fox.

5, 30 years old, not married, my mother told me: leftover, but happy!

6. Tom Zhang sang in the lyrics of The Sea, "If the sea can take away my ugliness, then you are still poor."

7. The history teacher said, "The imperialists invaded us and enslaved us. They want to carve up our land! "

The student asked, "Why do they share our sweet potatoes? Are they poor? "

8. University teachers ask students in Cantonese, is there a difference between investment and speculation? The students looked at each other. ...

Rounding = four rooms are entered five times.

The long legs touched the food.

Xiaoming has an exam, and his mother asks Xiaoming if he has finished reading the book. Xiao Ming said, "I finished reading it." The next day, my mother flew into a rage when she saw Xiaoming's failed exam paper. "How come I finished reading all the books and did so badly in the exam!" "Xiaoming:" Mom, what I said that day was. . . I think it's over. "

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