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Give me a hand. . . Pray for the great gods.
0 1 A bear comes prepared (the bear comes) 02 The eleventh book is incredible (BOOK 1 1) 03 What bats don't have to rest untidy (bats never stop) 04 A person is painted gold, which is amazing (a golden man) 05 The sheep stopped breathing and held its head high (the sheep ) 07 Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade Dad couldn't) 08 The dog didn't bark when crossing the wooden bridge. He never forgets anything (he never barks when crossing the wooden bridge). It's sunny and sunny (bees and calendars) 10 Two men are sitting on a stone, killing two birds with one stone 1 1 A group of women are chatting nonsense (no chicken talk). Bullets of bullets (rain of bullets and eggs) 13 Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones. They are awesome (thick rope painting) 14 Love at first sight when moving to build a piano (moving to build a piano) 15 Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are charming). There are ten sheep, nine are squatting in the sheepfold, and one is squatting in the pigsty (one sheep is squatting wrong) 19 The sheep is called the eagle, and the eagle answers the phone and says, "Hello" (The sheep calls the eagle "Hello") 20 Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (seamless mobile phone) 2 1 Who knows birds best? Birds frightened by bows know birds. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and beg for carp? There is a carp (Li) in the ice. Why does the male horse run faster than the female horse? Come on, whip 24. The hat is dirty. Why should it be turned over? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown) 25 Why do newborn children die? Risking one's life. Why is it so melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue) 27 Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows from an early age? Time flies (four arrows) 28 Why do you want to attach middle school? How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing (difficult to fly) 30 How to make the sparrow quiet? Click (Silence) 3 1 How to make things bigger? What kind of snake has many mouths? Conflict (snake) 33 People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about the one who washed his hands? What juice tastes the worst? Rack your brains. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? Stealthy 36 Who can easily finish three years of high school? Mr. Rui (reading) 37 How to distinguish a delicious butcher shop from a dog meat shop? Dog meat shops will hang a sheep's head at the door (hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat) 38 Why do you have to tell cold jokes three times at a time? Think twice before you act (three times ~ ~ think twice before you act) 39 Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because cats like "cats"? How much do 40 stars weigh in one punch? 8 grams (Starbucks star 8 grams) 4 1 What happens after Miller in the trolley dies? Maitreya Buddha 42 Why is "seven ups and eight downs" seven ups and eight downs? Why can't you see God's penis because "eight is below seven"? Don't let the cat out of the bag 44 Which song has the lyrics of CoCo Lee? The moon represents my heart ("CoCo Lee", how much I love you ...) 45 What kind of sports need my back? (This comparison skirt) Jan Sport 46 Which snake has the strongest vitality? Why is an iceberg a "horn"? The other foot was broken by the Titanic. Why doesn't that man go out? Because when you go out, you become a "layman." What chair do you like best? Enjoy 50 Why am I born cold? Because I want to, so I'm evaluating the answer. You've already evaluated it! Good: 0 You have already evaluated it! General: 0 You have already rated it! Bad: 0 You have already evaluated it! Original: 0 You have already evaluated it! Non-original: 0 curtain call] 2008-08-0 1 07:59 report satisfaction, favorable response rate: 0% 1. Build a house on the turtle's back and name it A: Calcium 2 in calcium. Build a house on the turtle's back and name it A: calcium in calcium. Answer: Fool, there are six steamed buns in two pots. Give them to each of the six children 1, but there is still 1 in the pot. Why? Answer: The last child brought a basin. Can you turn ice into water as soon as possible? Answer: the word "ice" becomes "water" if two points are removed. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he enters the house. But he saw a man take off his hat obediently. Who is that man? Answer: Barber 5 Lao Wang has to shave forty or fifty times a day and still has a beard on his face. What is the reason? Answer: Lao Wang is a barber. 6 There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What's this word? A: This is the word "wrong". 7 Xiaohua is at home. Who looks the most like her? Answer: What's the use of floret 8 eggshells in the mirror? Answer: It is used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks. Is there anything you don't have to work hard for? Answer: Yawn 10 You can do it, I can do it, everyone can do it; One person can do it, but two people can't. What is this for? Answer: dreaming 1 1 what everyone must do seriously every day? Answer: Sleeping 12 People who are always afraid to take a bath Answer: Clay figurine 13 Xiaoming got a model student without studying. Why answer: Xiaoming is a deaf-mute student 14. Why can't the car move? Answer: in which month does windmill 15 have 28 days? Answer: There are 28 days per month 16. Do you know what is wrong with sleeping in class? Answer: Not as comfortable as a bed. 17 What can't I drink? Answer: iodine 18 what eggs can't be broken, cooked and eaten? Answer: I got a "0"19 in the exam, so I don't need to type anything. Answer: It takes six hours for a 20-hour train from Beijing to Shanghai. After three hours of exercise, where should the train be? Answer: 2 1 When does the clock not run on the train track? A: The clock won't go. There are no books in the bookstore. Answer: What is the narrowest way of suicide note 23? A: The road to go is very narrow. What can't I eat? Answer: "East-west" direction 25 A person fell from the plane, why didn't he fall to death? Answer: The plane stays on the ground for 26 years. What are the flowers that bloom all year round? Answer: What English letters do people like to listen to best? Answer: CD 28 Who is sick and never sees a doctor? Answer: 29 Xiaoming, a blind man, knows the answer to the test paper. Why does he often see his classmates? Answer: Xiaoming is a teacher. Why not smash the eggs with a hammer? Answer: Of course, the hammer won't break. Who can easily knock down the champion of 3 1? Answer: what do you know that I don't know? Answer: The sole is broken. A person walks on the beach, but there are no footprints behind him. Why? Answer: He is walking backwards. A truck driver knocked down a motorcyclist. The truck driver was seriously injured, but the motorcyclist was fine. Why? Answer: The truck driver didn't drive at that time. When he wakes up in the morning, what is the first thing everyone should do? Answer: Open your eyes. Can you write the scarlet letter with a blue pen? Answer: Why is the word "red" difficult to write? When the car turns right, which tire does not turn? Answer: What's the difference between a spare tire with 38 holes? Answer: Confucius' son is on the left, and Mencius' son is on the top. Why does Xiao Wang have to learn a text from Grade One to Grade Three? Answer: It's good to learn a lesson every two days from Grade One to Grade Three! How many eggs can a person eat on an empty stomach at most? Answer: One. Because I ate one, I was not on an empty stomach. 4 1 What did Columbus do immediately after he set foot on the New World? Answer: Step on the other foot 42. The caterpillar came home and said a word to his father, who fainted on the spot. What did the caterpillar say? Answer: The caterpillar said, "I want to buy shoes." The plane fell from the sky. Why is no one hurt? Answer: They are all dead. What's in the middle of the Pacific Ocean? A: Ping Zi 45. What is the smallest island in the world? Answer: A chicken and a goose were put in the refrigerator at the same time on the safety island on the road. Why is the chicken dead and the goose not dead? Answer: Penguin 47 Four people are playing mahjong in a small room (no one else is watching). At this time, the police came and all four people ran away, but the police went into the house and arrested another person. Why? Answer: Four people were playing a man named "Mahjong" in the house, and the police caught him. Who is the 480,000 king of beasts? Answer: What can zoo director 49 use to solve all the mysteries? Answer: What kind of people will appear after 50 people die? Answer: Who is the person who likes to ask about other people's affairs in the movie 5 1? Answer: Reporter 52 Who said the farthest? Answer: Caller 53 What has the same production date and expiration date? Answer: Xiaomi spent the whole night on history textbooks last night, but her mother scolded her for not studying hard the next day. Why? Answer: Can she cover the sky with leaves when she sleeps with a history textbook as a pillow? Answer: Just cover 56 cows with leaves. Go north10m, west10m, south10m, turn right and ask where the cow's tail is. Answer: Chao Di 57 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? Wen Wen replied: I am afraid of biting my hand. 58 Divide 8 in half. how much is it? Answer: What is the worst thing for people who stutter? Answer: What makes people laugh and cry when making an international call to 60? Answer: How did you lose your mask 6 1 ID card? Answer: Pick it up. A man is walking on a wooden bridge. A tiger is in front and a bear is behind. How did this man get there? Answer: I fainted. There are two prisoners in the prison. One night, all the prisoners escaped, but the next day the guards opened the prison door and found another prisoner inside? A: The name of the fugitive is Du. Xiaoming's mother has three sons. The eldest son is Daming, the second is Er Ming, and the third is what's his name? Answer: Xiao Ming, of course. Why did the cat run away when it saw the mouse? Answer: What does an elephant's left ear look like? Answer: What should I do if the 67 needle on my right ear falls into the sea? Answer: Buy another 68. There is a man walking on the beach, but he can't see his footprints when he looks back. Why? Answer: Because he walks backwards, it takes an hour for a migratory bird to fly from south to north and two and a half hours to fly from north to south. Why? Answer: Isn't two and a half hours an hour? Who deceives others and himself? Answer: Liar 7 1 Mr. Li went to the 16 floor to discuss business, but he only took the elevator to the 14 floor and then took the stairs. Why? Answer: Mr. Li is too short to press the elevator button 72 on the 16 floor. A child and an adult are walking in the dark. The child is the son of an adult, but the adult is not the father of the child. Why? Answer: Because they are mother-child relationship. 73 What words are common? Answer: Arabic numeral 74 There is a thick and wide book in front of a person. He wants to go through it, but he can't. Do you know why? Answer: Because the book is in the corner, what is the secret of 75 people's longevity? Answer: Keep breathing and don't die. When did you see the biggest moon? Answer: Who only works one day a year when he goes to the moon? Answer: Santa Claus 78 What is better to turn a blind eye? Answer: why does the newborn child only have one left eye? Answer: People only have one left eye, which tooth finally grows out? Answer: Denture 8 1 room caught fire. Xiaoming can't open the door. How did he get out later? Answer: Pushing open the door 82, Lan Lan was not ill, but she kept her mouth open and closed all night? Answer: What is her best at eating melon seeds? Answer: Does Magic 84 have a double-sided box? Answer: Yes! The inside and outside of iron will rust if it is placed outside in the open air. What about gold? Answer: it will be stolen. Throw stones at eggs. Why didn't the egg break? Answer: How to break eggs by throwing stones with your left hand? How many words are there in Xinhua Dictionary? Answer: What's the difference between the four 88 Superman and Batman? Answer: one pair of underwear is worn inside and the other is worn outside. Who has the worst heart? Answer: People with gastroenteritis. 90 guests gave a basket of strawberries, and Beibei clamored for strawberries. But my mother said there were no strawberries at home. Why? Answer: The guest just sent me a grandfather who has never seen a painting. What kind of grandfather is he? Answer: God and his son went hunting. They each got a wild duck, but only three. Why? Answer: Three grandchildren and 93 patients went to the hospital for health examination. Why did the doctor say "leave me alone"? What happened to the patient? Answer: What is green if you don't eat it, red if you eat it and black if you spit it out? Answer: Watermelon 95 Why does the sun get up earlier than people every day? Answer: because: people sleep later than the sun! A wolf went into the sheepfold and wanted to eat sheep, but why didn't he eat sheep? Answer: because: there are no sheep in the sheepfold! Some sell, some don't buy, and there are many sales every day. Answer: threshold
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