Who has a joke, tell three ~

Dad went into his son's room, praised him and said, well done, son! The windows are clean and bright. Did you wipe it with soapy water?

Son: No, Dad, I used a hammer.

When the son came home, he said to his father, "Dad, people say that you have beautiful words and beautiful behavior."

Father was very happy and asked, "What did they say?"

The son said, "They say you speak better than you sing. This is called "American English". He also said that you' played the fake like the real thing', which is called' behavioral beauty'. "

Doudou is a child who listens to the teacher very much. One day in composition class, he wrote: Mom is a 45-year-old middle-aged woman!

After handing it in, the teacher drew a circle next to "45 years old", indicating: redundant!

The next day, Doudou handed in the revised composition, and the teacher found that the composition was changed to: My mother is a redundant middle-aged woman!