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Who has homophonic xiehouyu, jokes and ancient poems? The sooner the better.

● Hit the bamboo with a blunt knife.

How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.

● Knock melon seeds and knock insects-everyone has them. Everyone has it.

Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (No sound).

Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. (Can't be a crutch).

● Chatting in the salt shop-doing nothing.

Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws.

Blow the horn from the window.

●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. Leave the sea.

Laojiu's brother-really. (old ten).

● Bury with an empty coffin.

● Wang Bazhong's interpretation of meta-rules. (Guiju).

Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).

●. Raw peanuts-

The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (stitch).

● It's appropriate for a girl of He's family to marry Zheng Jiazheng. (Zheng Heshi).

● The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).

● Why wash Huang Lian by the river? The river is bitter.

● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence.

● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (dreaming of flying).

●. Monkeys learn to walk-pretending. (fake orangutan).

●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (good wine)

●. Spider trawl-selfish.

● The blind carry the blind.

Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed.-Zhen Hong. I am red.

● What will happen next? (tattoo to the end).

Walking in the watermelon field-.

Take off your old shoes and put on new ones.

● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. A bag is worse than a bag.

● The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vivid.

● Sell cloth without ruler.

Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only one saw.

●. Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).

There is no oil in the lamp.

Zhong Kui marries a younger sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.

● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).

Low. Sticky nest mixed with Huang Lian-year after year of bitterness. (sticky)

● Open drawers in pharmacies-have fun. (looking for pills)

Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poof-poof).

●. Riding in opera-don't (walk).

●. Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-a word comes first. (Salt comes first).

● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).

● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).

● Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy).

The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).

●. Whip in cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).

●. The backbone of children-the generation of villains. The villain's back.

● Aviation somersault-reversing right and wrong. (reverse test flight).

●. The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).

The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).

●. The cargo ship is at sea-amateur. (Foreign Airlines).

● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).

●. Weasel in a chicken coop-speculation. (stealing chickens).

The stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story.

Set off firecrackers in the well-there is a reason. (There is a mellow voice).

● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).

● Eat ginseng at the bottom-spare. (added later).

Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned.

●. Millennium stone Buddha-honest man. (Old Stone Man).

●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself.

● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.

● Talking to fans-.

Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).

● Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit.

●. Tang Priest's book-serious. (true sutra).

● Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).

The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy.

The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. A turtle's heart is like an arrow.

● There is a hole behind the house-wonderful.

●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. (No deer).

Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time.

● Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally.

●. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (the tail hair is tangled).

● The stove has turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal).

●. The rice cooker is smoking-confused. The rice is burnt.