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Who has homophonic xiehouyu, jokes and ancient poems? The sooner the better.
How dare you tie a chicken feather to a telephone pole? What a big duster.
● Knock melon seeds and knock insects-everyone has them. Everyone has it.
Light grass and drums-I don't want to. (No sound).
Rush's crutch-you can't be the master. (Can't be a crutch).
● Chatting in the salt shop-doing nothing.
Zhang Tianshi doesn't need a boat to cross the sea-it has its own laws.
Blow the horn from the window.
●. The Dragon King moved-fierce. Leave the sea.
Laojiu's brother-really. (old ten).
● Bury with an empty coffin.
● Wang Bazhong's interpretation of meta-rules. (Guiju).
Wear gloves in June-conservative. (hand protection).
●. Raw peanuts-
The shoemaker doesn't have an awl-that's good. (stitch).
● It's appropriate for a girl of He's family to marry Zheng Jiazheng. (Zheng Heshi).
● The monk's home-the temple. (wonderful).
● Why wash Huang Lian by the river? The river is bitter.
● Blind people wear glasses-pseudo-intelligence.
● Dreams become butterflies-daydreams. (dreaming of flying).
●. Monkeys learn to walk-pretending. (fake orangutan).
●. Hardcover Maotai-very old. (good wine)
●. Spider trawl-selfish.
● The blind carry the blind.
Long live Grandpa with a nosebleed.-Zhen Hong. I am red.
● What will happen next? (tattoo to the end).
Walking in the watermelon field-.
Take off your old shoes and put on new ones.
● Sacks and straw bags-each generation is worse than the next. A bag is worse than a bag.
● The beans at the bottom of the bowl are vivid.
● Sell cloth without ruler.
Low poor carpenter entrepreneurship-only one sentence. There is only one saw.
●. Brick kiln fire-rumor. (kiln smoke).
There is no oil in the lamp.
Zhong Kui marries a younger sister-fooling around. Ghost marriage.
● The dung boat crossed the river-playing dead. (loading shit).
Low. Sticky nest mixed with Huang Lian-year after year of bitterness. (sticky)
● Open drawers in pharmacies-have fun. (looking for pills)
Frogs dive well-I don't understand. (poof-poof).
●. Riding in opera-don't (walk).
●. Stir-fry pickles without soy sauce-a word comes first. (Salt comes first).
● Eating jiaozi without stuffing-naughty. (pick the skin).
● From Henan to Hunan-more difficult. (South Canada).
● Carry a stone with a lantern-do it. (copy).
The earth temple was washed away by the flood-be careful. (Liu Shen).
●. Whip in cultivated land-bragging. (urging cattle).
●. The backbone of children-the generation of villains. The villain's back.
● Aviation somersault-reversing right and wrong. (reverse test flight).
●. The mouse fell into the water tank-fashionable. (wet hair).
The old monk lives in a cave-there is nothing. (No temple).
●. The cargo ship is at sea-amateur. (Foreign Airlines).
● Burning flagpole-sigh. (long charcoal).
●. Weasel in a chicken coop-speculation. (stealing chickens).
The stone in the sauce jar-it's a long story.
Set off firecrackers in the well-there is a reason. (There is a mellow voice).
● It is not easy for an old hen to hold an empty nest. (No eggs).
● Eat ginseng at the bottom-spare. (added later).
Pi Di's mother-too thick-skinned.
●. Millennium stone Buddha-honest man. (Old Stone Man).
●. Lead the sheep into the photo studio-make a fool of yourself.
● Growing vegetables on the wall-no chance. There is no garden.
● Talking to fans-.
Low. Twelve taels of silver-for sure. (one ingot).
● Sleep in the toilet-not far from death. It's not far from shit.
●. Tang Priest's book-serious. (true sutra).
● Eating a small bowl depends on the weather. (author Tim).
The meat pot was thrown into the river-groggy.
The tortoise has chicken feathers in its belly-anxious to return. A turtle's heart is like an arrow.
● There is a hole behind the house-wonderful.
●. Shouxing Qi Xianhe-No road. (No deer).
Put down eighteen dollars twice-I've heard about it for a long time.
● Girls in dyehouses don't wear white shoes-naturally.
●. Tie a pigtail behind your ass-breaking the law and discipline. (the tail hair is tangled).
● The stove has turned over-unlucky. (Pour coal).
●. The rice cooker is smoking-confused. The rice is burnt.
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